Revorvi

[yanlovex3]

I found out you can italicise emojis and I’m so fucking scared 😦

what the FUCK does it MEAN

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😰😰😰😰😰😰

[coldsoba]

SOMEONE HELP HIM!

[yanlovex3]

[lesbianrustcohle]

😬😬😬

[knifefightscene]

[akodoescrap-deactivated20211124]

[marveladdicts]

Captain America: Civil War (2016) dir. Joe and Anthony Russo

[achillesfandomitis-deactivated2]

[obligatorymorningfart]

discussion at the kishibe household

[birthdaypigeon]

could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….

[birthdaypigeon]

girl in horror movie holding a bible open: “according to legend, a mob tortured a half-man, half-god, and nailed him to a wooden cross, leaving him to starve to death. But days later, on this very night, they found he had clawed his way out of the grave. Now those who believe lie in wait for him to rise again, To honour him, they have weekly gatherings where they chant and sing, and at the end of it they eat his flesh and blood.”

girl’s friend: “wow.. thats so creepy…”

horror movie jock: “it’s only a myth, don’t worry”

[zzdigital]

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

[adriofthedead]

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

[paulichu]

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

[samarajournal]

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

[espeoradar]

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

[recondite-room]

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

[nickthepigeon]

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

[therightprometheanfire]

“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”

“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”

[hopetimistic]

“I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.”

[samwise-the-true-hero-deactivat]

This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins.

[dangerousbride]

I want to say I really appreciate Helena Harper in RE6. She had only spent one day with Leon and she already noticed he’s in love with Ada unlike some heathens that have played the games for 20 years and still refuse to acknowledge that fact. And she does not only acknowledge it but she actually suggests him to go follow her at least 3 times during the game despite of it meaning they’d have to put their main plan aside for a while. Even when the BSAA is involved she’s like “shouldn’t we go too”? like fuck Simmons, the bastard can wait, right? we need to get this man some pussy holy shit and then at the end she gives him Ada’s makeup “for when you see her again” like she knows he’s bad at flirting so giving her that back will be a good excuse to get close to her and leave a nice impression OOF that’s really her way of thanking him for his help…. god bless Helena, the real MVP 

[dangerousbride]

Helena: *notices Leon is in love with Ada*

Helena during the rest of the game:

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

[meangirlnurse]

I don't think that calling a group of people "dirty robot fuckers" is a very nice way to get them to perform the emotional labor of explaining transformers porn to you but good luck getting your answer I guess

the emotional labor of explaining transformers porn 

[bogleech]

oh no dont eat food, dont you know it has autism chemtrails in it?! your star sign beams you all the vitamins you need

[bogleech]

just found out water has a molecule in it, NO THANKS PAL! You know what else has a molecule?? a knife

[eatmorebikes]

[catchymemes]

[futurismnews]

Amazon workers listen to your Alexa conversations, then mock them

Sometimes, it was their "way of relieving stress."

[carnival-phantasm]

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

This is what causes distracted driving

[dementedgnomicwizard]

oh good

[askaniritual]

[furblee]

[erohoney-deactivated20191218]

[suncrayon]

[mothmanliveshere]

[allow-me-to-speak]

AU where everything is the same but Scar wears Adidas sweatpants

[allow-me-to-speak]

Flashback to the best edit I ever made

[hawkeyedflame]

super didn’t notice that these were edited lmao

[revorvi]

lol same

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Freddie Mercury and his seven (7) identical twins were robbing my house.

[phony-time-traveler-deactivated]

Ah yes,

Freddy Mercury, Freddy Venus, Freddy Earth, Freddy Mars….

[rossperk]

[softnsquishable]