Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
Fai_Ryy

Discoholic 🪩
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

#extradirty
Show & Tell

tannertan36

★

izzy's playlists!
One Nice Bug Per Day

Andulka

ellievsbear
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Cosmic Funnies
Mike Driver
RMH
tumblr dot com
almost home
$LAYYYTER
will byers stan first human second
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@rewind-time
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
let’s merge with mama
bwaow
UNMUTE
i know every phone number
do you know who they all belong to?
everyone that has phones
what's mine
hole in the ground for extracting minerals
can you tell me what my phone number is?
i can basically do whatever i want
Kojima really was on some 5000 iq shit for Snake Eater and Peace Walker specifically cause he got done making the best character of all time (hot milf soldier lady with abs and scars who is canonically the best soldier evar and also the first human in space and nobody understands her)
And then he made Peace Walker and thought "I should give her a weird mean lesbian scientist girlfriend with a pixie cut who wears formal wear every day of her life and since soldier lady dies in snake eater it's doomed yuri where after soldier lady dies the scientist girlfriend is obsessed with her for the rest of her life"
AND HE WAS RIGHT!!!!!!
no i don't think those characters are siblings i think they're friends. I don't think that's their mom I actually think she's their friend. I don't think they're related actually I think they're friends with each other.
stupid 12 am edits
DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION
I know this is a humorous exaggeration designed to show how silly it is to deny medication and mobility/quality of life aids to disabled people by applying the argument to something silly in a way that nobody would ever do but... unfortunately I have heard people say this. I've heard people suggest that people with minor sight problems shouldn't get glasses, and people needing to move to a stronger prescription should do it and should stay on as light a prescription as they can use and still function, because the glasses will "weaken their eyes" and make their eyesight worse (which is bullshit). People will pull this ableist bullshit on glasses wearers, too.
unfortunately no matter how much you try to parody ableism, some completely genuine asshole out there already has you beat.
#'you wouldnt say this about wheelchairs!' yes they would.#'you wouldnt do this with a missing limb!' i promise they do#'but what about-' look just assume no matter how stupid it is that people are dicks about it
it's snopping snaturday. snop to it
reblog to give a trans woman a yummy burger
glad i reached my target audience of ppl showing love to their trans gfs/wives through the power of burger
okay so since making this post i've become the target audience
One of the most important images of all time
Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!
Forgive me if this is inappropriate but
So are
colostomy bags
Diapers
insulin pumps
Oxygen systems
Braces
catheters
rollators
hearing aids
compression garments
prosthetics
FREEDOM AIDS
- canes
- service animals
- noise cancelling headphones/ear defenders
- wheelchair attachments
- fidgets
IT’S DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH YALL
BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY DISABLED AND TAKE UP ALL THE SPACE AND TIME YOU NEED!!!!!
Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE
Soulmates as a horror concept.
You WILL love this person. It doesn't matter who you loved before; any feelings you had, any promises you made, they will become inconsequential as soon as you lock eyes with the stranger Fate has picked for you.
There's no way to stop it.
There's no way to say "no."
You will meet someone and with a single glance, both of you will become someone new, someone who's now bound to this stranger whether you like it or not, want it or not.
Trapped in a dance together until the day you die.
@narcissistcookbook PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!!! YOU WOULD FUCKING DESTROY THIS AS A PROMPT FOR A SONG!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!
okay
tumblr's audio upload bugged out, so here's an extremely quick sketch on my personal youtube page i guessss
@narcissistcookbook I made fanart for the song :)
HOLY SHIT
Heat waves.
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.