Rex, Bex, And Lex (the Best)

We have to share one account

[theunmappedstar]

“it’s just God punishing me because i’m a ginger.”

— dex at any minor inconvenience, probably

[rexbexlex-blog]

We heard him say it when he stubbed his toe

Multiple times

[my-name-is-not-tammy]

the cat is sitting on my head and she won’t get off help me

[my-name-is-not-tammy]

update: the cat refuses to leave me alone. she coughs up hairballs in my bed. whenever she isn’t cuddling linh she’s attached to me. this is a problem.

[rexbexlex-blog]

Would you like the cat to change color?

DONT TELL DAD

Come to Slurps and Burps after closing hours.

[rexbexlex-blog]

If you are Dex Diznee, stop reading this!!!!!

Okay so

I GET TO TYPE THIS TIME. BEX WINS THE FIGHT!

Okay, so we need to prank dex. Ideas wanted

Tell and you are next.

I SAY WE STEAL POTIONS

No we got in trouble last time

Then we won’t get caught

Helpful suggestions, please

[girl-of-many-floods]

I say you all calm down

@sophie-yes​ HELP

[stinaheks]

@rexbexlex I say you all keep conspiring

[sophie-yes]

I, um, stealing potions is a great prank ok but also v dangerous read ll the labels and never mix them unless you've done your research.

[my-name-is-not-tammy]

question: why are we pranking dex and not someone like bo or keefe or... y’know? 

[girl-of-many-floods]

That....is a good question

[jensi-the-cannibal]

I vote bo !

[rexbexlex-blog]

They are too tall. And Bo has sharp stabby sticks.

They...arent called stabby sticks. Also someone, not naming names, may have already slipped Keefe a balding serum.

Side note - we are calm because Lex is asle-OH GOD NO GIVE IT BACSJDFBHREJBDVBDFHASJ

[rexbexlex-blog]

Does Anyone want to buy some balding serum?

We have some left over from...activities.

[rexbexlex-blog]

My stupid brothers are fighting over who has the best hair. (We all know that it would be me if I was included) so who has better hair?

(DONT SAY LEX HIS EGO IS BIG ENOUGH ALREADY)

[keefester-is-king]

I agree you do

BUT DID YOU END MY LORD HUNKYHAIR REIGN

[jensi-the-cannibal]

Ooo drama

[rexbexlex-blog]

We don’t know who did it.

(IT WAS LEX HE WAS JEALOUS)

REX I THOUGHT WE AGREED NOT TO SAY THAT

ALSO I so WAS NOT JEALOUS

[listenforthesteel-deactivated20]

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.

Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

[paigeflip]

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.

The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  

On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.

SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.

Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.

[skullshivers]

my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

[morenamagia]

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

[gailsimone]

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

[kingfisherfaker-deactivated2014]

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

[coughedfeathers]

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE

[chipthepunk-deactivated20200405]

BOOST. FUCKING BOOST.

[teenagerposts]

ALWAYS REBLOG

[probablyspacerpgideas]

not blog related, but I’m not an asshole

[constantlyonfirerpgideas]

S I G N A L

B O O S T

[undying-sentinel]

keep your animal friends safe.

[definitelybeholderrpgideas]

Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost

[probablychaoticgoodrpgideas]

I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth, s i g n a l b o o s t

[eggplantusiv]

Signal boost

[kylehasatumblr]

This applies to humans, too.

The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock.

Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

:(

keep your smol and furry friends safe <3

[thechaoticginger]

Keep our sweet innocent babies safe from these types of fuckers!!

[whatsaconsequence]

Why would anyone do that? Like…how can you be so cruel?? They will burn in hell

[rexbexlex-blog]

Save our animals!

[rexbexlex-blog]

My stupid brothers are fighting over who has the best hair. (We all know that it would be me if I was included) so who has better hair?

(DONT SAY LEX HIS EGO IS BIG ENOUGH ALREADY)

[crispyninjadonut]

Reblog if you're in the kotlc fandom

I wanna see how many of us there are

[themortalinstrumentss]

Trigger warning: Suicide

Ok guys, I know you’ve all seen like a million of these tumblr posts but

Please

Please

Please

Like and reblog this post as much as possible.

My friend is contemplating suicide and we’ve agreed that for every note this gets, she lives another day.

So please, please like, reblog and comment on this post

I don’t know what I’d do without her

[hemmicks-deactivated20201227]

Comment as well too, please! It gives more notes

[my-archerboy]

🖤💜

[rexbexlex-blog]

If you are Dex Diznee, stop reading this!!!!!

Okay so

I GET TO TYPE THIS TIME. BEX WINS THE FIGHT!

Okay, so we need to prank dex. Ideas wanted

Tell and you are next.

I SAY WE STEAL POTIONS

No we got in trouble last time

Then we won’t get caught

Helpful suggestions, please

[girl-of-many-floods]

Character List #11

Main Characters: aka the 8 +Maruca/Marella

Sophie Foster @sophie-yes

Keefe Sencen @keefester-is-king

Fitz Vacker @fitz-sophies-cognate

Biana Vacker @queen-beeana

Dex Dizznee (url coming)

Tam Song @my-name-is-not-tammy

Linh Song @girl-of-many-floods

Wylie Endal @whylieendal

Maruca Endal @marucapsionipath

Marella Redek @marella-the-girl-on-fire

Foxfire prodigies/Mentors

Jensi @jensi-the-cannibal

Stina Heks @stinaheks

Sir Tiergen @sir-tiergan

Parents 

Edaline Ruewen @edaline140ruewen

Grady Ruewen @gradythemesmer

Della Vacker @dellavacker8

Councilors

Councilor Oralie @councilor-oralie

Councilor Bronte @councillor-bronte

Body Guards/Pets/ mirrors?

Sandor @specimansandor

Flori @floris-flowers

Ro @rothebestbodyguard

Vertina @vertina-in-the-mirror

Siblings 

None!! Please take someone! 

Lex Bex and Rex would come as one blog 

[rexbexlex-blog]

We’re here. NOW THE COOL ONE IS TYPING! My IDIOT BROTHER just STOLE IT FROM ME!!!!!!!!!

[silveny-dreams]

SOPHIE ELIZABETH FOSTER IS

Big Dumb !

REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

[movedtowhiteworms-deactivated20]

this is a transgender zone you either support trans rights or you die dude

[memor-somnis-deactivated2022031]

This blog supports dark skin black women.

[colethagreat]

Black women are everything

[l004p]

Sophie Foster

[rexbexlex-blog]

Y E S.

[project-moonlark]

Fintan is dead and the Diznee triplets animated his body to control the Neverseen and screw with everyone as revenge for their family.

Are you implying that the Dizznee Triplets pulled a Ratatouille for the giggles? Canon.

[how-to-make-soup]

Fintan is just the Dizznee Triplets stacked on top of each other while wearing a trench coat and sunglasses