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why does she have a dog face
Why does your dad sound like a fae tempting you with forbidden fruit knowing that if you eat some you’ll be trapped in the fae realm
bc the dad is a fae cmon look at their name why else is that devil there
i love musgum huts bc they’re a fascinating and extremely well-designed example of vernacular architecture, but also bc they look like fancy bundt cakes
thank you to the many, many people who took time out of their day to comment ‘tiddy’
everyone on this site is horny
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I know I’ve seen one of these pictures before, but I hadn’t known there were THIS MANY pictures of this adorable cat, with rubber duckies!
She’s a very talented computer programmer.
“James, we need to talk about the ducks.“
FIVE without F and E is four
hey op can we talk
I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”
5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
why on earth doesn’t this have more notes
I actually had to do this once. She lived.
if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.
Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!
reblog.
help.
do not scroll down.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE
may I just update this?
see the little thing that says help?
Don’t ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!
Save a life
Don’t scroll by this! Reblog!!! Save a life!
Reblog please!
You should know how to do this, just in case.
-FemaleWarrior
I liked how I did my makeup today
Was feeling myself tbh
Now I look like an egg
Thrilling ending to this saga
My attempt at a wink
Hey, op, I love you dearly, I truly do, and I've been following you for a long time... but you look like an alien in a human suit. But like a REALLY GOOD human suit! Like the alien paid a lot for it and now they're showing it off to everyone! And all their alien colleagues are super jealous!
Whaaaaat
nah, not an alien in a human suit, a fae rly proud of their glamour
historical text: contains the word “urinomancy”
rational brain: This is the medieval word for the medical evaluation of urine, which was an important source of information before the era of modern medical tests.
me, beating my fists on the table: PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD
New dnd class I gotta try out
that’s just a jarate-happy sniper
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only 1400’s kids will get this
so what, the three actual medieval vampires on tumblr?
idk man, maybe it’s just the british/indian in me jumping out but I’ve always just blindly assumed this lady was holding a teacup, this is the first time I’ve actually looked at her hands and now I’m mad,
Did somebody edit this? It is usually a teacup, right?
ITS A FUCKING CUPCAKE???
WHAT????
is this mandela effect again
extra sad cletus based off of an old rp, boy needs a hug right now
i have absolutely no clue who this dude is, but i like his beard, so i’ll reblog him
SORRY FOR THE VERY PERSONAL COMIC!!
This is my half of “Unhealthy”, an essay comic double header with the lovely and talented Sarah Winifred Searle. She and I both wrote about our personal experiences as overweight ladies with eating disorders, and her story is breathtaking! You can buy a physical copy of the book here: https://topatoco.com/collections/abby-howard/products/ah-unhealthy
Or buy a digital PDF here: https://abbyhoward.itch.io/unhealthy
I absolutely love Abby Howard, and this is such a good comic. Fat acceptance is so fucking important, especially in this society that still believes the lie of counting calories for weight loss. I have a friend who is struggling with a chronic, eventually fatal illness, and she lost weight recently. Because she’s fat, she’s being praised for this, when the weight loss is because of her illness. Another friend of ours insisted the weight loss was healthy, and I got into a real argument with her about this. The weight loss is literally because she’s dying, and you think that’s good and healthy??? That’s the fucking society we live in.
If anyone is struggling with this, I highly recommend the book Brain Over Binge. It was a very important read for me.
Long Post but really worth it.
Please reblog.
Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.
Reblog to save a life?
Reblog to save a life.
Sharing because it’s actually a verified and sourced thing and not one of those dumbass fake tip posts.
I don’t ge-… wait just one fucking minute.
i had to read this twice to process what was going on
somebody should, yknow, tell him
What if, when Petunia Dursley found a little boy on her front doorstep, she took him in? Not into the cupboard under the stairs, not into a twisted childhood of tarnished worth and neglect–what if she took him in?
Petunia was jealous, selfish and vicious. We will not pretend she wasn’t. She looked at that boy on her doorstep and thought about her Dudders, barely a month older than this boy. She looked at his eyes and her stomach turned over and over. (Severus Snape saved Harry’s life for his eyes. Let’s have Petunia save it despite them).
Let’s tell a story where Petunia Dursley found a baby boy on her doorstep and hated his eyes–she hated them. She took him in and fed him and changed him and got him his shots, and she hated his eyes up until the day she looked at the boy and saw her nephew, not her sister’s shadow. When Harry was two and Vernon Dursley bought Dudley a toy car and Harry a fast food meal with a toy with parts he could choke on Petunia packed her things and got a divorce.
Harry grew up small and skinny, with knobbly knees and the unruly hair he got from his father. He got cornered behind the dumpsters and in the restrooms, got blood on the jumpers Petunia had found, half-price, at the hand-me-down store. He was still chosen last for sports. But Dudley got blood on his sweaters, too, the ones Petunia had found at the hand-me-down store, half price, because that was all a single mother working two secretary jobs could afford for her two boys, even with Vernon’s grudging child support.
They beat Harry for being small and they laughed at Dudley for being big, and slow, and dumb. Students jeered at him and teachers called Dudley out in class, smirked over his backwards letters.
Harry helped him with his homework, snapped out razored wit in classrooms when bullies decided to make Dudley the butt of anything; Harry cornered Dudley in their tiny cramped kitchen and called him smart, and clever, and ‘better ‘n all those jerks anyway’ on the days Dudley believed it least.
Dudley walked Harry to school and back, to his advanced classes and past the dumpsters, and grinned, big and slow and not dumb at all, at anyone who tried to mess with them.
But was that how Petunia got the news? Her husband complained about owls and staring cats all day long and in the morning Petunia found a little tyke on her doorsep. This was how the wizarding world chose to give the awful news to Lily Potter’s big sister: a letter, tucked in beside a baby boy with her sister’s eyes.
There were no Potters left. Petunia was the one who had to arrange the funeral. She had them both buried in Godric’s Hollow. Lily had chosen her world and Petunia wouldn’t steal her from it, not even in death. The wizarding world had gotten her sister killed; they could stand in that cold little wizard town and mourn by the old stone.
(Petunia would curl up with a big mug of hot tea and a little bit of vodka, when her boys were safely asleep, and toast her sister’s vanished ghost. Her nephew called her ‘Tune’ not ‘Tuney,’ and it only broke her heart some days.
Before Harry was even three, she would look at his green eyes tracking a flight of geese or blinking mischieviously back at her and she would not think 'you have your mother’s eyes.’
A wise old man had left a little boy on her doorstep with her sister’s eyes. Petunia raised a young man who had eyes of his very own).
Petunia snapped and burnt the eggs at breakfast. She worked too hard and knew all the neighbors’ worst secrets. Her bedtime stories didn’t quite teach the morals growing boys ought to learn: be suspicious, be wary; someone is probably out to get you. You owe no one your kindness. Knowledge is power and let no one know you have it. If you get can get away with it, then the rule is probably meant for breaking.
Harry grew up loved. Petunia still ran when the letters came. This was her nephew, and this world, this letter, these eyes, had killed her sister. When Hagrid came and knocked down the door of some poor roadside motel, Petunia stood in front of both her boys, shaking. When Hagrid offered Harry a squashed birthday cake with big, kind, clumsy hands, he reminded Harry more than anything of his cousin.
His aunt was still shaking but Harry, eleven years and eight minutes old, decided that any world that had people like his big cousin in it couldn’t be all bad. “I want to go,” Harry told his aunt and he promised to come home.
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Too bad no one did a “homestuck post of the decade” I would’ve loved to see that. What would be your vote, though?? Here are some of my contenders:
-The one where someone is talking about bro and bec and another person states “one was raised by a sweaty mammal that has no social skills to speak of and the other was raised by a dog.”
-The one where a person saw terezi wearing ruby red shoes in the retcon arc and guessed she stole it from Jade’s dead body which led to someone losing their MIND saying that that was the stupidest theories they’ve ever heard and then the next update terezi said she stole the shoes from Jade.
-The dirk “no choice but to decapitate me” meme
-rorb lalorb
-Karkat pink blood “the surgery was a success”
-Literally any of tang’s work but mostly “vaska” and Kankri’s arsenal of guns
-any of paperseverywhere lyricstucks (But mostly “Home”)
-not to be cursed but we have all seen that fucking panty raid comic
-That sadstuck with the beta trolls who slowly die out from old age
-The RP with Karkat’s arm stuck in a vending machine and kankri
-honl
-”YOU HAVE BECOME FRIENDS WITH KARKAT. KARKAT WILL NOW DIE FOR YOU.”
-The guy who cosplayed the judgmental security guard
Please feel free to add any these just came to me at the moment
-the time 4chan tried to raid the homestuck tag and just failed miserably
What if they're right... what if rich people ARENT all that ba-
Oh hmm. Hmmmm.
Link to her saying this shit as part of a gameshow on BBC with an audience laughing at How Funny She Is: (X)
I read this earlier and was fucking disgusted. I already didn't like her, but this takes the cake. What a peice of shit. I have heard not many good things, and this proves it.
time to bring back the guillotine