none of your business

none of mine

[roychewtoy]

my watery friend... are you too brushed with the pattern of the dappled light...?

[funstyle]

i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

[funstyle]

im no better than squidward

[dazeylo]

The art of letting whoever think whatever

[caydebug]

let’s eat decomposing plant material with mama

[alisa-aydin]

Donnie Darko Labubu 🐇

[bohica--bill]

Not a labubu person, but this seems right

[rose-bunny-28]

He would hate it then also protect it with his life

[werewolf-transgenderism]

breaking news! new beautiful photo of the best species of frog in the world just dropped

cochranella euknemos, 📸 nuqui_herping on instagram

[werewolf-transgenderism]

for everyone in the notes lamenting that this guy is poisonous: they are not! they're just pretty :) since they're a glass frog, their major defense mechanism is being translucent and hiding their blood while they sleep so they look extra translucent and blend in with leaves <3

[cenobitic-anchorite]

Liked this lil guy so much that I gave it a shot.

[daily-batty-dose]

[poetodrame]

Gaza, Palestine (2004). Photographed by Abid Katib.

[sh4wtycore]

[corviiids]

was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

[chillyfeetsteak]

don't like auto-flush toilets. like excuse me I'll tell you when to swallow

[chillyfeetsteak]

terrible post

[twiststreet]

The Weekly thread there is filled with deleted posts. (X)

[saul-tortellini]

[thelovingend-deactivated2025073]

I posted this once and the notes were full of women and gay men saying that actually the french man being uncircumcised makes all of the difference in the world.

[weltenwellen]

Joy Sullivan, from “Soup”, Instructions for Traveling West

[gentlekiss]

gk

[aynurskl]

Meteors Strike Through Orion

[dogrotpdf]

how’s that house that raised you?

[draconym]

The reason this makes the rhubarb plant sweeter is because all the glucose that would be spent growing the plant's inedible leaves is instead kept in the edible stalk. Omelas ass gardening technique.

[irl-donut]

this is like the opposite of that post about growing weed, cause you want to keep the plants horny so that they make flowers, but dont let them actually reproduce.

point is humans be putting plants in situations

[irl-donut]

are you a marijuana sex dungeon girlie or a rhubarb torment nexus girlie?