[virgoboy]

tomorrow i will get my life together. if i’m not sleepy

[frownyalfred]

Iconic Brucie Wayne Lines:

“It’s good luck to spill a little with martinis.” — said right before spilling his entire cosmo in Lex Luthor’s lap

“Can I take this for my son?” — said about anything, including crime scene evidence, but said so charmingly that 80% of people just let him take whatever he’s holding

“Sorry I’m on the Bluetooth.” — said while gesturing to an ear that definitely does not have an earpiece, usually mid-conversation at a party

“No yeah, they get walks every day.” — said about his kids, no one can ever 100% tell if he’s joking

[sandmandaddy69]

[fairycosmos]

the same 4 meals in rotation i love you. i love you the same 4 meals in rotation

[medievaljournalist]

fuck yessssss i got 100 elves to stand in a gay circle and enchant my shitty dagger

[lilacblood]

incredible picture of my neighbours puppies

[dogweapon]

the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world

[c3rvida3]

*goes to egg your house but I find out you're vegan so I ¼ cup of unsweetened applesauce your house instead*

[stantanly]

[roscolux]

this is killing me

[complicatedmerary]

Because it’s December and it has been in my folder for a while.

(These four-panel cartoons originally appeared in “Weekly Shonen Jump” Vol. 4-5 (double issue), 2004. They appear, once again, in Death Note Volume 1.)

[st4rry3y3]

MERRY CHRISTMAS RYUKIE

[syrupbrat]

“The bra hook buries itself in our backs. The boys who won’t love me just won’t love me. I sit on the subway hold my hand. You are not the only one who goes home and thinks about killing yourself.”

— Angela Veronica Wong, from “When Elsa is Angry She Forgets About Stairs” (via fleurishes)

[golyadkin]

you'll get the urge as an artist or a writer to say out loud the things you're worried about "the proportions are off" "kind of out of character" "i'm not good at summaries" "didn't get as much detail as i wanted" "i made a mistake and here's how" and that's the self-conscious part of your brain telling you "it's bad and if you don't tell them you know it's bad then they'll think you're stupid" but you've got to ignore that little voice and pretend you think it's good or else that little voice is going to ruin your life

[angelgemy]

"Do I look like him?"

[3dmaze]

[slothblog]

I’m not a tit for tat person. Don’t care if it took you 5 hours to respond. Probably been busy. Texting you back right away cuz I’m available n I miss you.

[valtsv]

"you should've been at the club" YOU should've been at the club. in the catacombs. on april 2nd 1897.

[valtsv]

i went to the illegal 1897 catacombs concert and nobody there knew you