Dirt Guy Likes Rock Types

unreality pokeblogger. he/him i live in unova and love my rhyperior. if you recognize the background of a post No You Do Not; pokemon sideblog of @evenpeaks

[rhysuperior]

(tw unreality, this is a pokemon rp blog)

hi im rhy/rhysuperior/even (if you follow my main blog). i use he/him and i am a university student from unova studying soil sciences. despite my degree i am primarily a rock type trainer because i think they’re the cutest things ever please send me your rock types.

#catcherintherhy is my asks/ramble tag and #myart is my art. do not steal or repost without my permission, and do not feed to ai.

asks and rp are fine! please no nsfw stuff- im an adult but i am aroace. because its everywhere atp, i am a trans man so dni if you use tma/tme or don’t believe in transandrophobia

my team:

rhyperior ♀, a calm and steady mon and my partner who i raised from a rhyhorn.

sudowoodo♂, flamboyant and charming. a gift from breeder neighbors who select for aesthetics!

duraludon ♂, a reclusive and shy mon from the years i lived in galar. can gigantamax

aurorus ♂, a gentle boy who wishes i could pet him without frostbite

lycanroc (midnight) ♂, aggressive and excitable though very sweet when he calms down.

hisuian avalugg ♀, a grumpy old woman and a championed snowplower.

no I cannot leave the house in the rain ever.

my main blog is @evenpeaks where i post Hunter: the Parenting fanart. if you’re reading this go watch it free on YouTube it’s the best thing you’ve ever seen.

[bait-and-volt-switch]

I need to know website demographics actually

My starter was...

Given to me by a pokemon professor

Bought/Caught for me by parents

Bought/Caught for me by someone else

Was handed down from a family member

Bought by me

Caught by me (??? how??)

I don't own pokemon button

Bald/nuance/explain in tags button

Voting ended onAug 1

[eeveeglove]

for any of my kalosian/galarian/paldean mutuals, please remember to keep your pokemon cool during this heat wave!!! even if they normally do well in the heat please be careful!!!

[lumiose-pokecenter-official]

Shade and hydration are your friends~!

- Nurse Jo 🌸❤️‍🩹

[realpokemon]

it is not "punk" to shiny hunt. it is not "punk" to level your pokémon through the daycare. it is not "punk" to EV train on low-level mon. the only thing it is """PUNK""" to do is hang out with dark types and poison types in abandoned hotels

[realpokemon]

ghost types are mainstream

[eeveeglove]

number one downside of sharing a bed with a gigantic pokemon is when somebody knocks on the door at 7:30 am, thinking for some strange reason i would be awake at that incredibly early hour of the day, he flies out of bed and i fly. onto the floor.

[espers-n-espurrs]

i should be allowed to have one of every pokemon, i can love them all i can do it

[galarpokeomclinic]

She doesn’t want to get her shots X)

[galarpokeomclinic]

???

Seriously?!

I don’t even have a Sableye!???

[realpokemon]

things that ARE appropriate during pride month: - taking your (crowd-safe) pokémon to pride - giving your pokémon flag accessories or using non-toxic dye - destroy transphobe with hyper beam

things that AREN'T appropriate during pride month: - recruiting the leaders of several terrorist organizations from alternate timelines where they've killed millions of people and harnessing the power of their various legendary pokémon to conquer all of reality

[realpokemon]

this post has put an interesting amount of hoennian ecoterrorist rpf in my inbox

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[clingynepenthes]

Now I didn't expect them to go this far.

[bogleech]

oh my god they really acknowledged that ribombee is based on a brood parasite!?!

[rhysuperior]

your rhyperior looks awesome man

- @pokehyuck

thank you…… my baby. my sweetie. probably nobody id trust more

[pokehyuck]

did you get her from a breeder or find her in the wild? her egg i mean

[rhysuperior]

breeder! she was a gift from some neighbors who bred them for rhyhorn racing. same w my sudowoodo

[goldensunset]

i know in my heart of hearts that within the pokémon universe it’s all the really cute popular marketable pokémon that have the most irresponsible trainers. small dog syndrome ramped up to a whole new level. that is not a toy that is a lifelong commitment. ma’am please keep your untrained sylveon in its pokéball inside the store. no that is not a service pokémon it wouldn’t be using moonblast on everything if it was

[goldensunset]

sir! sir!!! your pikachu is decimating the ducklett population at the pond and you aren’t even looking! you are NOT ash ketchum you are NOT gonna catch ‘em all because that involves trade evolutions and you have NO friends!!!

[goldensunset]

ok literally. that palafinstagram mom who posts pictures of her rowlet not understanding it’s displaying distress behaviors making fun of the cool person whose best friend is a solosis or rellor or unown letter f

[warrior-kitty]

if one more middle aged mom tells me that i should’ve kept my raichu a pikachu because ‘she’s much cuter that way’ i’m sending out my full team and throwing hands right there in the starbucks

[saccharinescorpion]

i lied, Glimmet is my best friend now

[rhysuperior]

your rhyperior looks awesome man

- @pokehyuck

thank you…… my baby. my sweetie. probably nobody id trust more

[professorsassafras]

If I get one more cult on my dash I will kill a prophet with my bare hands.

[strongheartranchog]

These past few weeks we’ve been bombarded with multiple snow storms. When it finally calms down a few of our staff members take a trip up the mountain to make sure everything’s all fine with both the ranch and wild pokemon. During this trip we get sent some amazing pictures.