Welcome To #ZoeCountry

[woodmeat]

me: damn its late im bout to go to sleep

my dick: 

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Triggering

[bang]

📝📝📝📝📝📝

[serpentskirt934]

Take notes please

[bang]

If you and your man arent doin these then wyd

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

preach

[richlifeboulda]

Ok am I buggin or does it say burning churches and killing infants???

[richlifeboulda]

After September 6th I won't be on tumblr anymore....I'm going to jail for 2 years....I'm not even upset, I made the decisions that led to this and I would make them again. I'm just disappointed I put myself in the position to have to make those decisions. I'll be ok tho....I hope

[tamia08]

🙏🏾

[diekingdomcome]

I receive it

[blvckflamingo]

I hope so 🙏🏾

[moodyspacebabe-deactivated20180]

❤️

[deenyce-n-thicky69]

🙏🙏🙏

[itzyaboy-dame]

I can certainly feel it

[fcukinishhhup-deactivated201910]

Bless it.

[suckandblowgoodvibes]

Amen!

[h-ighr]

In Jesus name.

[barelyfittingin]

Need this blessing

[golden-melanin-deactivated20181]

I hope so 🙏🏾✨

[iampapito21]

Need this 🙌🏽🙏🏽

[theinfinitefinesse]

Thanks in advance

[prettyforaplushgirl]

Fingers crossed

[queenrayjean]

AMEN

[wursparishilton]

This is so on time.

[blacksubbarbie-deactivated20161]

Amen🙏🏾

[nutaayella]

AMEN

[awerkofart]

claiming it

[shaebbbyy]

🙏🏽🙏🏽

[glxdn]

Bless up 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[aihtnycevol-deactivated20190417]

🙏🏾

[autumnscales]

🙏🏾🙏🏾

[rejectedtheory]

AMEN

[deebott]

Come on in

[niggasandcomputers]

Is it ever worth it?

[tinaturninyouout]

feminine products are expensive i dont blame her

[kingrudegyalchina]

Lmao bruh

[maybeantonioj]

im DEAD AF THIS IS MY MOM

[getlostinmymelanin-deactivated2]

⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️ Was just think this shit yo

[dreamsofagoldengirl]

I CANNOT BREATHE!!!!

[thesalliemay]

💀💀💀💀

[iamrushin-deactivated20230412]

Omg lmao! I cant!

[peanutbutterandjeri]

I honestly don’t see how this is funny

[lyssamaxiscute-deactivated20180]

My folks if I touch their food without asking

[handsometruth]

💯 ❤️ ✊🏾 BLACK LIVES MATTER GHANA, EMANCIPATION CEREMONY

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[rosaymami]

Can I just.. Scuse me .

[croxovergoddess]

I KNOW I shouldn’t believe in Money Patrick, buuuuut….

[deebott]

I’m reblogged for my Co worker

[minimalmikee]

All facts.

[iicki-vicki]

I’m I’m still gon 100% dump his 3% cheating ass

[minimalmikee]

That’s no way to treat a good man.

[onesizefitzsimmons]

A good man cheats on his girl?

[minimalmikee]

Yes. He gotta put her through adversity cause what doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger.

[keepitjazzzy]

Wtf?

[fuckthisblogshit]

This is jokes

[macmanny]

When u 100% agree with being a 97% good man a 3% savage

[minimalmikee]

Apparently an A+ isn’t good enough for these women.

[naturalneeshia]

That 3% will have your ass dumped and cut in my book.

[crimeshetyped]

Wooooow this is really a debate? Okay let’s switch the roles

So females are allowed to fuck other dudes once a month then??

[minimalmikee]

Yo can we refrain from using misogynistic terms like “females”? That’s very dehumanising.

[crimeshetyped]

^^^this male is a dumbass

[kingrudegyalchina]

Guys what’s going on ?

[gogoadaggio]

this nigga just out here clowning

[quixon]

If someone offered you 97% of a footlong sub you gon pass it up because it’s missing 0.36 of an inch?

Such pride.

[minimalmikee]

Great analogy my brotha.

[dailydoseofblackgirlmagic]

I am confusion. Ain’t no grades or percents in my relationship. You’re either with me or you’re not. It’s pretty simple. You wanna fuck other women? Then don’t be with me and go fuck everyone and anyone. Dragging me along isn’t tolerated.

[quixon]

I can’t believe women are being so selfish about this. You guys aren’t being rational.

Please try to see reason.

[gochellzgo-deactivated20170221]

Shit some chicks only getting 50% of a man and they’re fine with that but don’t want the 97% -.-

[minimalmikee]

^^This why black men date white girls. Nothing is ever good enough for black women.

[quixon]

Amen my A+ brother. While I love my ebony sistas, white women completely understand that an A+ Guy is a catch and would definitely appreciate him for the 97% he does bring to the table instead of harassing him for the 3% he falls short on.

I love my coffee black but there isnt anything wrong with a little more cream 👌🏾

[writeinblack]

These niggas preachin. Church in session.

[womanphantomm]

holy fuck I can’t even deal with the ignorance these dudes continue to type on this post goodnight lmao

[fionasgallghers-deactivated2017]

“This is why black men date white women.”

This is so telling of your character, not the women you date or choose to date. It says more about you than it does about them which is straight up degrading. Everything about this post is degrading. To say to ANY woman that they’re being irrational because they want to be with someone who is 100% down for them…not this bullshit 97% while you expect them to be 100 with you is all I see that’s irrational.

Honestly where is the fucking logic? To place some kind of capital on women and you expect US to respect you?

Please. Miss me with that bullshit.

[writeinblack]

Would you turn down 97% of a foot long sub tho?

[onstagedreamchasin]

Fuck that 3%. What the actual fuck happened to being a 100% good dude. Let’s say you put yourself in her shoes. If your girl cheated on you once a month you’d be fucked up. Don’t get it twisted and think you got all the options. The ratio of Black women to men is like 7:1.

[writeinblack]

If somebody offer me 97% of a foot long steak sub imma eat.

[ambulencia]

White woman here saying I’d dump your ass too, these ladies got it right! You’re nuts.

[medic-man-deactivated20160711]

What those dudes don’t realize is women are like a course you audit. It’s either pass or fail. This shit ain’t highschool.

[coffeequ33n-deactivated20200525]

Dudes never once answered the flip side. Why the fuck is it so hard to fathom that this shit has nothing to do with numbers you cheat on her once you’re unfaithful and don’t deserve her, she is going to dump your ass same as you dipshits would if she cheated on you. But I guess your dumbass analogies are the only thing you understand lemme stoop down to your ignorant level and explain it like i would to a child, which you fucking are. Damn right I am gonna deny that sandwich I paid for a footlong, not gonna accept anything less. I pay for 100% of a sandwich, I better get fucking 100% of it. But relationships aren’t sandwiches and aren’t numbers. They are a commitment, and if you aren’t going to be faithful, don’t be in a relationship, shitstain.

[writeinblack]

Ma'am, the example presented said you were offered a sub, not buying a sub. It’s pretty insensitive to compare a relationship to prostitution.

[coffeequ33n-deactivated20200525]

It’s pretty fucking stupid to compare a relationship to a stranger giving me a sandwich but here I was catering to your acorn mind. My mistake. If you cant fathom that no one wants to be cheated on I hope you die alone so your dumbass never hurts anyone on the off chance that some poor woman offers her feelings to you. 

[writeinblack]

Ad hominem, very classy ma’am, very classy ideed. Your true colors as an internet bully are shining bright. I wouldn’t expect an EMT to be so hurtful; hope you sleep well tonight with that on your conscience.

[madredenutrias]

This post is a great read 10/10

[quixon]

CHELSEA OH MY GOD

@juhmayaintshit

[thighetician]

Not even surprising anymore on some levels.

[scootsenshi]

This joke ran longer than expected.

[imsoshive]

Bruh lmfao

[taint3edcakes]

Lmaooooo golden

[richlifeboulda]

This has to be a joke right😂😂😂😂 I'm crying

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[lizgarcia9312]

I got four $10 tips at work last night…….. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[annieskywalker]

🔮🕯💵💳🏠🏡🕯🔮

Emoji spell for financial independence, security, and your own place! Likes/reblogs charge it ✨🙏🏽

[annieskywalker]

I can’t believe this has 4.7k+ notes. We’re all gonna get there by the end of the year 👏🏽🙌🏽

[richlifeboulda]

Anyone got the picture of the craigslist ad looking for actors for a government video in Texas ????? I'm not sure if I believe this shit in Dallas is real

[no-mi-torta]

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

goodbye i had to watch this three times to figure out what was going on

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

LMFAO

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

💀💀💀💀

[sipnsyphe]

lmaoooo

[clarknokent]

Omg

[lagonegirl]

Just got a message that the courthouse # is 540-643-2000

boost pls! 

[kingrudegyalchina]

I have decided that I don't like to spend money .

[kingrudegyalchina]

Update 7/1/2016

How to budget

For people with extremely high phone bills . Look into Walmart family Mobil  or Walmart prepaid phones services . They have one ran by Verizon and T-Mobile . You get a monthly bill like regular and regular services . My last phone bill was 46.50$ For unlimited text , internet , and data  . You can also add lines to your “plan”. You can also cancel at any time no hidden fees or cancelation fee. Their phones are pretty shitty  but you can get an unlock phone or unlock the phone you currently have and buy a phone chip from walmart .

* START A BANK ACCOUNT / SAVINGS ACCOUNT MONEY CAN GO INTO THAT YOU WONT FOCUS ON CLICK HERE

*How to coupon in college 

http://thekrazycouponlady.com/tips/couponing/a-college-students-guide-to-extreme-couponing/

http://www.healthy-liv.com/college-girls-guide-couponing/

http://kffm.com/couponing-for-college-students-frugal-yakima-moms-tips/

How to start couponing

[kingrudegyalchina]

Up date pt 2 7/1/2016

[kingrudegyalchina]

UP DATE PT 3 7/1/16

REBATE APPS / OTHER COUPON APPS FLIPP APP ( used to locate and show weekly store adds in your area ) https://app.flipp.com/ Check out 51 ( Grocery rebate app ) Here’s $5 off your next grocery trip! Sign up to @Checkout51 using my link: http://c51.co/hE2qO4qw3 .

Ibotta Grocery store app

Check out Ibotta to get cash back! Use my referral code, uhxxmyu, and you can earn an extra $10. Sign up at https://ibotta.com/r/uhxxmyu Saving star Grocery store rebate

( BE SURE TO HIGHLIGHT EVERY REBATE AND CONSTANTLY CHECK THE APP FOR UPDATES BEFORE YOU BUY ANYTHING ) https://savingstar.com

Mobi save

( BE SURE TO HIGHLIGHT EVERY REBATE AND CONSTANTLY CHECK THE APP FOR UPDATES BEFORE YOU BUY ANYTHING ) https://www.mobisave.com/

BERRY CART ( VEGAN , VEGETARIANS , RAW FOODS , OR HEALTH NUTS REBATE GROCERY APP ) https://www.berrycart.com/rf/yH6MNsNdZ9

Get paid for your receipts Receipt pal http://www.receiptpalapp.com

Receipt Hog http://app.receipthog.com/r/guz84246

Get paid to walk into stores

I’ve earned over $20 in free gift cards just for going shopping. Get shopkick–it’s great! –Jay https://app.shopkick.com/r/1r5iuF

I noticed the link to start a new savings account didn’t work .

I’m too deep into the post to correct it . So here you go .

https://m.facebook.com/notes/kevin-d-james/directory-of-black-owned-banks-credit-unions-in-the-usa/10152609313740907/

Also I hear Ally banks have good interest rates as well .

https://www.ally.com/?CP=ppc136116178944153&CONSDB&ppc=1361_16178944153&gclid=CKnMxpfp0c0CFUQvgQodKEYCow

Budget app

https://www.mint.com

DISCOUNT GIFT CARDS APP

http://geta.raise.com/jtay40

Coupon database http://www.southernsavers.com

That’s all folks . Go forth and keep money in your pockets .

End of update .

[kingrudegyalchina]

[democraticsenator]

It’s Ya Girl’s College Scholarship Masterpost

Hello internet civilians! As some of you may or may not know, my name is Dana and I am a high school senior that is ALWAYS on the prowl for trying to get to college for as cheap as possible. I’ve come across 1000′s of scholarships that I simply don’t qualify for, so I thought “hey, why not share these with random people on the internet that don’t know where to start?” You asked the question and only answers you shall receive.

Please remember to credit me for this masterpost because I spent a lot of time and energy on it :)

PLEASE ALSO REMEMBER THAT A SCHOLARSHIP IS WORTHLESS IF YOU DO NOT APPLY FOR IT. 

SO DO NOT JUST SAVE THIS POST IN YOUR DRAFTS AND NEVER USE IT. ACTUALLY WRITE AN ESSAY OR FOUR

Scholarship Databases:

fastweb.com

cappex.com

http://www.uncf.org/

http://schoolsoup.com/

http://www.tuitionfundingsources.com/

http://hsf.net

https://www.collegeboard.org/

http://apiasf.org/

http://hispanicfund.org

www.maldef.org

www.supercollege.com

www.finaid.org

www.collegeispossible.org

www.mach25.com

http://chegg.com

www.HBCUmentor.org

“Big” Scholarships That Cover: Tuition, Room Board, Books, or Full Scholarships

Gates Millenium

Posse Foundation

Coca-Cola Scholarship

AXA Scholarship

Dell Scholars Application

Ron Brown Scholarship Program

Burger King Scholars 

Horatio Alger Scholarship

Questbridge

Voice of Democracy Scholarship

Chick Evans Caddie Scholarship

Hertz Foundation Graduate Scholarship

+ 111 Full Tuition Scholarships to Universities!

Scholarships

(**Some May “Prefer” Minorities, But That Does Not Mean You Should Still Not Try For It**)

http://blackstudents.blacknews.com/

May/June 2015 Scholarships

http://www.fastweb.com/college-scholarships/articles/the-2015-scholarships

http://blackstudents.blacknews.com/opportunities/

Scholarships for Minorities: White House Edition

LGBT Scholarships

Buick Achievers Scholarships

Cultural Diversity Scholarships

50 LGBT Scholarships - 1 Application

50 Top Scholarships for 2014/2015

National Association of Black Journalists

7 Prestigious Undergrad Scholarships

The Jackie Robinson Foundation

500+ Scholarship List

Masterlist of College Minority Scholarships

4 Scholarships That Are Easy To Apply For

Do Something Campaigns

Need help on Scholarship Motivation?

HOW TO WIN A SCHOLARSHIP: FROM A GIRL WHO’S APPLIED FOR 300+ AWARDS

12 Tips on Winning Scholarships

Skip these 6 Scholarship Errors

Students with Average Grades Can Win Scholarships!

4 Ways To Make Your Scholarship Essay Stand Out

Get Rid of Student Loans!

How I Got Rid of 60k Student Loans in 3 years By Living in a Hotel

10 Steps To Minimize Loans

Minimize Student Loans

Know How Much Student Loans To Take 

Paying For College

Miscellaneous Articles That Are Good Reads

Out-of-State Colleges That Offer In-State Tuition

5 Myths About Financial Aid

How To Negotiate A Better Financial Aid Package

How To Read A Financial Aid Letter

How To Deal With A Low SAT Score

Great Schools That Accept Low SAT Scores

How To Demonstrate Interest in a College

I Told Harvard I Was An Undocumented Immigrant. They Gave Me A Full Scholarship.

Credit: @jesussbabymomma

[sociopathick]

NOBODY SKIP THIS REBLOG AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE IT MAY NOT HELP YOU BUT IT CERTAINLY HELPED ME I ALMOST SKIPPED OUT ON COLLEGE ENTIRELY !!

PLEASE REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!!!!

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

That Would Be Reverse Racism.