Ricky · 24· Wisconsin

[shesnake]

straight vampires are so unrealistic

[shesnake]

imagine being heterosexual for all eternity.. pass

[meanplastic]

the spiders in my house watching me put up spider webs as halloween decorations

[timbllr]

[tasty-bitch-nugget-666]

Soft as Silk, Sweet as honey, Dumb as shit, I ain’t got no money

[novitiate-deactivated20181021]

therapist voice and how severely did that make your pussy pop exactly

[bluebeardswiife]

hey ladies is anyone else becoming unhinged

[rosewater1997]

We’ve been unhinged baby!

[theburialofstrawberries]

old people use emojis and ellipses without a care in the world....their minds are liberated in a way ours will never be

[crimewave420]

[love-personal]

[captn-sara-holmes]

Eating dinner with a friend and her very sleepy two year old, I give the kid her plate of veggies and say ‘okay it’s hot so we’ll have to blow it,’ kid blows on her dinner then absently says ‘happy birthday’ to her broccoli

[ruby-white-rabbit]

This is the cutest little kid content and I’m here for it

[ysabelmystic]

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

[finalfantasyvii]

logged the fuck in

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[flannelworm-deactivated20210330]

@christythesnail

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[purpl3wren]

‘Tis the eve of Spooky Month!!!

[compulsive]

[thecommonchick]

date someone that makes you roll your eyes and smile right after