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softest episode of television i've ever witnessed (chef's kiss)
Harris do his best as always
everyone i've talked to about this has been completely unaware so: if you didn't know already, there's going to be a solar eclipse, with totality or coverage of 90% or more in some places, over a lot of europe, on august 12th 2026. in the uk it will start just after 6pm, and the maximum will be at 7:13pm.
here is a map of the path of the eclipse (from timeanddate)
get eclipse glasses if you want to look at it. it is not safe to look at through sunglasses. ok informative post over o7
mostly missing me but i know a bunch of folks that are right in the path š„° enjoy it for me, my lovelies!
Sorry itās literally just because Iām Japanese but I get so worked up over the fact that RR decided to make Shane specifically Japanese-Canadian and then never talked about anything specific to the Japanese diaspora in a post-WW2 context. Like Iām crazy. I know. I know Iām being crazy itās literally a smut novel but that shit matters!!! The type of desperate assimilation and disillusionment of North and South America-based Japanese immigrants that occurred during and after WW2 cannot be overstated. None of my cousins or even aunts and uncles can speak Japaneseā and this isnāt a mistake, but a defense mechanism. Being Japanese was synonymous with āthe enemy,ā being a spy or traitor, so people were forced to become as American or Canadian as possible, anything to distance from their heritage. Whatās crazy is so much of Shaneās mindset makes sense from this assimilationist perspective!! And RR just doesnāt have a significant awareness of any of this so she doesnāt utilize it at all
Shane thinks Ilya is the coolest person in the world. Like thats literally Shane's biggest reddest firetruck. And when they are out Ilya loves this. He loves having a built in audience for all his chirps and jokes, he loves that Shane is either laughing or at the very least is hiding his smile. It is such an ego boost that his husband is his biggest fan. That the person who Ilya likes the best clearly and obviously likes him the best back.
"THE PRINCESS BRIDE" 1987, dir. Rob Reiner
"sometimes i think i'd have told them already..." i love shane but i think here he has this more idealized version of himself in his head that would somehow feel less burdened by his sexuality at this point in time were he not in love with this specific man, and i'll be so real i don't think he would have felt it necessary to tell his parents he was gay unless he had a pressing need to, like someone he was serious about and wanted to bring home, or he if thought he had a real chance of being outed. i think a not insignificant part of shane's ability to even admit that he's gay is due to ilya, the sole man he thinks about during that conversation with rose. in an alternate reality without the ilya of it all, his response to her questioning about his sexuality quite possibly could have been "i don't know," and rose would have nodded and told him she'd be a friend for him to talk to while he figures it out.
genuinely think it would have been a backburner thought for him though even if he did accept it, like yeah i'm gay but that's not important right now, whatever happiness i might find out of the closet with the support of my parents is irrelevant while my life is centered around hockey, i will worry about the rest of my life when my career is over
One of the best letters Iāve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.
As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, itās a great time to revisit Dinah from Devonās memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.
Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinahās diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.
57th anniversary of the moon landing and the best diary entry in the history of diary entries. Sit down Samuel Pepys, itās over. UGH.
i know this scene gets talked about so much but watching the bellboy bit again last night its just so sweet how one of the first things that shane does after implementing cottage honesty is his little bellboy joke like heās going āplay with me! i want to play with you! look how silly Iām being! do bits with me please!ā love really is stored in the silly bits you do with your partner
This incredible image of the Earth rise was taken during lunar orbit by the Apollo 11 mission crew in July of 1969.
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MOON DAY!
The three tiers of queer sff:
Broke: what is worldbuilding? Made in a lab to be as blandly inoffensive as possible. Time to randomly namedrope terms like 'nonbinary' and 'ace' while doing zero work actually incorporating them into the world or characters and have someone give a speech about how valid they are. Lines like 'I'm too ace for this' while never exploring the concept of asexuality or aromanticism and still having very central romance plotlines is common. I hate it here learn how to write realistic dialogue and fully realized characters I'm begging.
Woke: more ore less typical sci-fi and fantasy but Itās Queer Now. Might include in-universe queerphobia to be struggled against or may have queer identities be fully normalized. Can be done bad or well depending on the skill of the writer. A good way to explore our contemporary ideas of gender and sexuality or to have a bit of a power fantasy with lesbian princesses and trans knights. There will probably be a bisexual love triangle.
Bespoke: what is a gender. What is monogamy. What is polyamory. What is romance. What is platonic. Time to show you the most fucked up uncategorizable relationship youāve ever seen. There may be weird ass metaphorical sex
fuck it
Book recs: tier three queer sff
AKA books that tackle gender, sexuality and relationships in ways that come off as deeply alien and non normative to our present day culture, frequently featuring actual aliens.
For details on the books, check under the readmore! My personal favorites are marked with an *
A note: as I'm generally more into sci-fi than fantasy, this list skews heavily toward the former. Feel free to make your own recommendations in the notes if you know of more titles!
If you want more book recs, check out my masterpost of rec lists!
[images: photo collages of the covers of all the named books, first all of the books in one image and then in groups of three before the descriptions.]
at what age do you think they start calling shane generational? thirteen? fourteen? at what age do they start saying: hollander's a lock for 1oa in the 2009 draft. yeah it's a ways off but talent like this is undeniable. look at his speed, his hockey iq. he could be the next one. he could be--
at what age do they start saying, there's this kid in russia who's fucking good. gets under your skin, plays hard, the softest hands you've ever seen. could be a match for hollander. could be better.
at what age does shane start looking at videos of ilya rozanov tearing up russian juniors. it's just tape. it's blurry and pixelated and shane keeps his eyes on 81, marks when he slams a boy straight into the boards and then skates off with the puck, watches the buttery smooth deke around the d, backhand snipe, top shelf, fist up in a celly. you're an awesome player to watch. it's the most beautiful thing he's seen.
at what age does shane start thinking: i wanna play against him. i want to beat him. i want--
shane with his glasses on in his pyjamas watching the pap video of ilya getting in a very bloody fight outside a club and googling demon possession symptoms and vatican exorcist canada
and bear in mind the demon is nothing but sweet to shane and is presenting like i love you, i want a life with you, i don't care about hockey i just need you, you're everything ive ever wanted . it's trying sooooo hard to draw shane in because it's what torments ilya the most, and that's how it feeds. it makes ilya watch it have shane in every way he ever really, secretly wanted, with the knowledge that it intends to kill him.
AND. shane is Onto Him. the little things are adding up. shane could swear his eyes flashed black at the last face off. his smile is sharper and his teeth feel sharper and, crucially, he isnāt wearing his cross anymore. the way he moves is different, the way he fucks him is different, none of it is ilya. and heās fucking googling it like bella from twilight and is certain by the end of the night that rozanov is possessed.
so shane goes along with it, because the most important thing is getting ilya back. he says yes, rozanov, i love you too, i want a life with you. yes, we can do that. yes, iāll meet you here. iāll fly out after the game. but sometimes he says things like i love you, ilya. iāve got you, ilya. weāll figure this out, ilya. and hopes that he Understands what heās saying, if he can even hear him, that this demon might be acting for him and talking for him but shane DOES love him, the real him, and he IS doing his best to figure it all out.
eventually he gets marlow (italian catholic, so he knows he wonāt think heās crazy) to help him, because heās ALSO noticed that shit is off with ilya, and through marlow gets sveta involved. rose played a possessed nun in some horror flick a few years ago, and happens to have the number of an actual vatican-approved exorcist. they have a groupchat and everything. so there ARE people who think itās weird when he and shane just vanish, when they both stop answering their phones, etc etc. so they mobilise the troops and figure out theyre at shanes insane sex condo (demons are too old to know what find my friends is) and demon is Definitely trying to enact its plan to Kill Shane And Make Ilya Watch
luckily the fucking scooby gang get there in time and ilya ends up tied to a chair in one of the empty condos being exorcised . and it works!! and ilya is Not Fine, But Alive and thatās all shane could really ask for, really. shane figures out some kind of half-believable lie to tell their teams, something about ilya helping him out with one of his investment properties and the two of them ending up in some kind of car accident or something. it definitely wouldnāt hold up under intense scrutiny, but shane is running on very little sleep, was almost murdered by a demon wearing the face of the love of his life, and just witnessed an exorcism, so. heās doing his best. he just needs to buy them some time to figure stuff out, and to let him take care of ilya for a bit. heās earned it!!!!
I honestly think Gen-Z and younger simply does not understand how recent widespread smartphone adoption is.
I am not that old, and I didn't have a smartphone until probably late high school. For most of my life, many if not most people were not walking around with a magic internet machine in their pocket that they pulled out and used constantly for everything.
reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world
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and the thing about TLG!ilya right
is that ilya is actually my sweet precious baby. and i love him so much. and when i think about everything he has been through (and i do not mean playing on a bad hockey team that he signed up to be on--i mean like, finding his mother's corpse when he was twelve) i feel legitimately sad in real life. i have been known to shed human tears thinking about him alone on a new continent with no one to sit with him on her birthday or the anniversary of her death, no one to know his stories about her, no one to share his grief and trauma for so many years
and in the past i've said that ilya loverboy rozanov would never treat #hisshane the way ilya treats shane in those last few chapters. he would never let shane be persecuted out of a job and publicly humiliated and lose all his friends and mock him because of it.
but actually someone who has been through as much as ilya has, and is in such a distressed place... yeah, he might act in all kinds of ways that aren't like him, at any point. he might be a really really bad support system for his husband at the worst time in shane's life, because ilya's innate emotional intelligence and kindness might not be enough to help him figure out how to be a good or even decent partner to shane through this because trauma recovery doesn't happen on a schedule and sometimes one person's trauma means they hurt someone else. and ilya is capable of cruelty, and sometimes anger and selfishness and defensiveness are symptoms of trauma and grief, and sometimes they are wounding to the people we love most at the worst times in thier life, when they most need us at our best
then they have to come back from that. and go forward together. can ilya find and accept the help he needs. can shane forgive him. can they build a life together in the Aftermath not just of being outed and shane's career collapsing but also ilya's failures to support him
that's a book i'd like to read
"but corn snakes only live for 25 years-"
well first of all spaghetti is immortal so jot that down
You made me cry. Actual tears. So I wrote a thing for you, and I have no idea whether this is a thing I'm allowed to post on AO3 or whether it needs to go in tumblr or what, because social rules & etiquette around fanfic confuse the heck out of me. Anyway, this is for you.
Author chose not to use archive warnings.
Time Limit
Shane had known, almost from the first, that there was a time limit on their relationship. He had known, and he had set it aside, because looking at it straight onā¦
He looks now.
His phone buzzes. He knows that itās his mom. He canāt talk to her, not with the memory of her initial dislike suddenly clear in his mind. He remembers her face when she met him, and he canāt bring himself to tell her itās over.
Shane thinks of the night before, of sitting with Ilya and Spaghetti on The Couch. Thinks of Spaghetti sliding neatly over his wrist and coiling gently onto Ilyaās, and the moment of stillness, the three of them linked.
Looking at the vivarium, resplendent in the corner, Shane feels the world blur again. Custom-built splendour, designed to be permanent. He leans against the blue wall and thinks about how to dismantle the tank. He thinks about moving. He thinks about going back to being two after having been three. He thinks about how love isnāt enough.
But putting things off doesnāt make them any easier.
The catch on the glass doors is strong. Strong enough to withstand a curious snake. Escape-proof, Shane thinks bitterly. He unlatches the doors, and gently reaches in to lift Spaghetti.
āCome on, Spaghetti, itās time to go.ā Shaneās voice is the same as ever. Calm, matter-of-fact. Heāll find a good place for them both, and then figure out how to deal with the tank, what to say to Ilya (if Ilya ever comes back), when to tell his parents. Spaghetti, coiled in his hands, says nothing, passes no judgement.