Hello World

[churrotowns]

alex hirsch going rogue… king shit

[skrytch]

From the original thread

[headspace-hotel]

I MISSED THE KENTUCKY ONE OMG

[arirna]

[natalieironside]

One time I was DMing a campaign where the players walked into that tavern every campaign has and one of the patrons was a Mindflayer wearing a very bad human disguise who insisted his name was Johnald Humanman. And they were just like “Oh, okay. Well, that’s his business” and didn’t interact with Johnald Humanman at all.

[natalieironside]

I planned for a lot of eventualities but I never planned for a D&D party being polite

[brucebocchi]

@prozdvoices being a fucking champ

[prozdvoices]

glad people are enjoying, if you’d like to support the original tiktok and give it some views, you can find it here (along with the other tiktoks i’ve been posting)

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mer are you... are you okay

im studying engineering

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OK??? LMFAO???

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[sadhoc]

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[command-line-computer-virus]

[narkinafive]

reminiscing and thinking about how one of the reasons rogue one fucks so hard for me is bc the force is. like. just barely implied. to be there. jyn takes out her kyber necklace and prays for the imperials to let them pass. was that the force? was that just a happy coincidence? chirrut walks across a battlefield unscathed to reach the master switch. was that the force? just dumb luck? the rebels manage to escape vader by the absolute skin of their teeth. the force? sheer panic and willpower? like, hell yes. the force is in all living creatures, but how much of what happens in star wars is The Force, and how much of it is singular actions and sentient self-determination

[hotvampireadjacent]

This kitty looks so mad

[groovy-rat-man]

Her name is CLAWMYDIA

[onyx-was-here]

ops name is count d’rockula

[adonischildsupportcase]

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

those is mcdonalds jeans?

[ynfynytscrolltbh]

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

[lolt64]

theres a hourse in the dirve through

[tooies]

could you please stay on topic

[sleepy-bebby]

bubbl 🫧

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[katelyn-danger]

Okay imagine a robot cyborg girl who's sleek and modern. Her casing is shiny and pink. She can run at 30 miles an hour and lift two tons. She smells like cherry blossoms and lubricant.

[katelyn-danger]

Okay now imagine another cyborg girl who's all chunky and retro. She's got grey and beige components but her head is that clear 90's plastic. She's always hot from how hard her CPU is running and smells like cigarette smoke and burning electrical components.

[katelyn-danger]

Now imagine them as girlfriends

[therenaissancedungeonmaster]

I saw this post and had a vision. Robot girlfriends.

[rainbowheartunicorn]

you guys are just reinventing Wall-E arent u

[ynfynytscrolltbh]

Absolutely going to count this as one of the top 100 funniest images I have ever seen

[forcedintostarwars]

At the age of 19 Padme Amidala was the queen of a planet and had already saved her people from total crisis

At the age of 19 Anakin Skywalker was married and a general in a galaxy wide war and was considered to be one of the most powerful Jedi in history 

At the age of 19 Leia Organa was a senator in the imperial senate as well as a leader and spy for the Rebellion

At the age of 19 Luke was making vroom vroom noises with his toy planes 

I love him so much

[pianopadawan]

Reblog if you empathize with Luke

[stephendann]

At Luke’s age of 19, Uncle Owen established the longest record of holding back the tidal forces of Skywalker bullshit, besting the previous record of 22 minutes set by Obi Wan Kenobi

[taraljc]

accurate.

[elljayvee]

Literally, Uncle Owen dies and Luke IMMEDIATELY gets into a bar fight (Obi-Wan beat his personal best, having lasted 25.3 minutes holding back Skywalkers this time), breaks into an Imperial facility & breaks out a prisoner, joins a gang, and destroys a space station, in, like, 3 days.

[dduane]

…What a scamp.

[otherwindow]

[titkoks]

[modogoblin]

[tvandfilm]

Labyrinth dir. Jim Henson | 1986