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Remus: I'm going to bed

Peter: It's noon??

Remus: Time isn't real when you're depressed

Peter:

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Draco: You're annoying

Harry: But you love me

Draco: Doesn't make you less annoying

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Harry: I love you

Tom: Don't do that to yourself

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James, on the phone: What's up?

Sirius: I'm stealing my neighbor's cat

James: Scandalous

James: Can I help?

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Harry: Babe

Draco:

Harry: Babe

Draco:

Harry: B a b e

Draco:

Harry: BABE

Draco: What??

Harry: Nothing, I just wanted to call you babe

Draco:

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A fan, to Harry: I can't live without you

Harry:

Draco, wrapping his arm around Harry: Then die

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Harry: *sighs* I love you

Draco: As you should

Harry:

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Sirius, entering the common room: GUESS WHO'S BACK, MOONY

Remus: *stares*

Sirius: GUESS

Remus: My depression lol

Sirius: nO

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Harry, coming home: Hiii

Draco: Are you drunk?

Harry: No

Draco: Good

Harry: I accidentally took ecstasy though

Draco:

Draco: What thE FUCK

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Harry, trying to flirt: Where are you from, cutie?

Tom: Hell

Harry:

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Harry, talking about Tom: Ah, he's so cute

Ron: He murdered multiple people

Harry: No one is perfect ronald

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Harry, to Draco: So, are you in love with anyone?

Draco: Unfortunately, Potter, my one true love remains myself

Harry:

Hermione: At least, you don't have to worry about rejection

Draco: Not necessarily, I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting

Hermione:

Harry:

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Draco, breaking up with someone on the phone: This relationship is not working out.

Pansy, whispering loudly behind him: Remember, use your 'I' statement.

Draco: This is about me, not you.

Pansy: *thumbs up*

Draco: I'm sick of you.

Pansy: nO-