𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑎 𖠃

❀ a bit of everything ❀

[ohveho]

leon kennedy in a nutshell

[my-dailydreams]

[rickybabyboy]

you can trust

[april]

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

[just-dnd-thingys]

[describedposts]

[Image ID: Tweet from pea poopingirl @/PoopingIRL on 8/14/23 - i think the idea of a shady dwarven salesman selling "cheap" stuff to humans and laughing to himself like "heh it will only last one generation, those stupid idiots, how will they even pass it down to their kids" forgetting that one dwarf generation is like 4 human ones is funny. There's a black bar at the bottom with an iFunny watermark in the corner. End ID.]

[appendingfic]

Elf ea-nasir selling mithril armor that will last no more than 1,000 years getting death threats from his fellow elves but doing numbers w/humans

[yeomanstuff]

Actually, I really like this idea as why elven and dwarven crafts are so good. Something that’s merely acceptable is meant to last most of one of their lifetimes. So even a mediocre dwarven craftsman will make something a human can pass down.

And you can always sell what the apprentice makes while still learning to a human, letting them know it will merely last for the rest of their life.

The elven version of IKEA could be a human family heirloom.

[phantoms-lair]

'Good enough for humans' becomes an expression for 'you're getting there' for an apprentice.

[seb-boo]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[irosefromthedead-deactivated201]

I am sorry…

[honeyviahye]

sorry

[hel1]

sorry,not sorry

[diamndsandsilk]

I love my momza  im not taking any chances

[focused-mind]

sorry

[414lilj-deactivated20170902]

Why does this keep appearing on my damn dashboard!!!

[nonsensical-human]

I ignored it and then I felt very, very guilty about it…

[haiku-robot]

i ignored it and then i felt very very guilty about it…

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[deanwinbean]

That’s the kind of crap I hate Tumblr for. It’s not sarcasm. Whoever started this thread should be - I can’t even come up with a perfect punishment without reblogging it first. I just hope that you suffer a lot. That’s all.

[peoplearenotdiamonds]

It’s evil because you cannot not reblog out of a messed up paranoia

[samwilsons-pillowpecs-deactivat]

Okay fuck you whoever did this

[sassystarlightcollection-deacti]

Seriously?! Fuck!!

[slowlymummifying]

Honestly who even makes these anymore

[rosythreehearts]

NO MY MOMMY NO BITCHES

[echoaurorus]

NOT MY MOTHER

[rainbowcake21859-blog-deactivat]

MOM PLEAS DON’T BE DED

[queenwolfplush-blog]

momm y no

[valkosdesidoll]

im desi and my mom is sometimes mean but I LOVE YOU MUMMA

also who the hell makes these

[starryeddie]

not risking it cuz i love her way too much

also, youre (the person who made it) an awful person. badbye

[shawty-writes-a-little]

No risks with mumma sorry

[iovekira-deactivated20220922]

[harryistheonlyoneforme-deactiva]

my god

[sinkovia]

[jayiscrazy]

I don’t think I ever reblogged before hope I’m doing this right

I LOVE U MAMA

[sxulcxtcher]

my mummy is tha best frfr

[vahnithedreamer]

We know this is fake but stilllllll

[the0nlyallison]

Is this talking about bio mother or actual mom??

Because like

My bio mo-

She-

⚰️💀

[kimu-dem]

Mother, please be fine when I’m done.

[average-lonely-dancer]

Okay, my mum is amazing and I still love her even if I say I want her to die I really don’t want her to :)

[cvnt4him]

Stop fucking playing I will jump through this screen and beat your fucking ass.

[swe3tto0thr0tz]

Can’t risk it.

[brakingpoint]

the charles radio saying “he left me no room so he cannot complain” followed immediately by george complaining may be one of the greatest moments of tv direction in the history of the sport

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[the-apocryphal-one]

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[jarsjam]

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

[yurmom420]

i present to you: the MOST gutwrenching brocedes edit I've ever seen (i was crying SO hard)

SOMEONE SAID ALAIN IS TRYING FOR NICO TO FIX WHAT HE HAS WITH LEWIS BECAUSE HE DIDNT GET TO WITH AYRTON 💔💔💔💔

creds to @bloomialy on tiktok !!

[mistofthevalley]

this is fucking devasting my god

[regina-george-russell]

"oh, you're an f1 fan? who's your favorite driver?"

a) Oscar Piastri (might get accused of only liking him because he is currently winning and leading the WDC)

b) Charles Leclerc (might get accused of only liking him because he is hot)

c) Lewis Hamilton (might get overwhelmed with the urge to get into a screaming match with the other person if they call him washed, or say he isn't the GOAT, or say that he needs to retire)

d) George Russell (i weirdly relate to him a bit too much so it will feel akin to a personal attack on me if the other person doesn't like him)

i think i might have to stick with saying Alex Albon or Sebastian Vettel in response

[monsterfuckerconfessions]

I don't usually like size differences that are this extreme but. Being cradled in the palm of a giant monster whilst their other hand sensually and carefully-- oh, so carefully as to not hurt you-- trails a finger over your body and presses their lips on you. Or they gently hold your legs wide open and gingerly work the tip of their tongue over the treasure between your thighs. Idk I think it could possibly fix me. Perhaps

.

[transpigeon]

STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

[themultifanshipper]

I got 99 problems and Horner getting sacked would solve at least one of them

[divinequeenmelmedarda]

You know Marvel is back when suddenly Marvel, Avengers and Thunderbolts are constantly trending here.

This is 2012 all over again. The power the Thunderbolts have.

Doomsday and Fantastic 4 are going to be a blast

[awingedinsect]

I don’t think Vessel realizes that he could breathe on a piano and it would be good.

It’s not just the way the music sounds, it’s his essence, and the way he pours bits of his soul into everything he does. It makes him vulnerable and powerful and it’s clearly scary for him, but I’d say we’d all love him no matter what. He’s so remarkable and even if he stopped making music altogether, the soul and passion he put into the world FOR FREE only to have the world play so carelessly with him and his art will NEVER be forgotten.

I wish he’d stop putting almost apologetic language into these songs about his pain. He doesn’t owe us a single thing and yet he’s given us everything. He could so easily say “fuck you” to the world and quit, but you can see he truly has such a passionate, selfless heart. He’s an anamoly and we’re all so lucky to live in the world he doesn’t realize he’s changing.

WORSHIP!!!!

[animentality]