We Can Only Go Forwards, We Can Never Go Back

30 & tired babeeeeyyy

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[quendergeer]

you'd think occasionally men would need to touch other men like this to manoeuvre them out of the way but it never happens

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[spider-shoes]

substance “abuse”? that can’t be right…… every substance I use was cherished

[curioscurio]

you really cant be buying cheap toilet paper as a bushed up warrior because it always leaves your pussy a crumb sandwich

[pipshinwhatever]

ohhhhhhhhhh it's a metaphor

[pipshinwhatever]

but for what

[spit3fire]

Haruka Kawakami

[bettyrightnow]

blogging is too dignified a term for what i’m doing on here

[fullmoonguidance]

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

[ankle-beez]

surprisingly forward-thinking of jim henson and co. to make a female character in the 70's that's allowed to be loud-mouthed and violent and kind of overwhelmingly romantic and even a huge bitch at times and not have a moment where any character asks her to change

[ankle-beez]

going through all the muppet movies in a row made me realize that like. miss piggy was made in the 70's. and it's so rare even today to have a character like her. she's loud, she's selfish, she's funny, she's extremely vain, she's obsessed with romance, she's violent, she's kind of annoying, and there's not a single moment in any of these films where she's asked to tone down any of these personality traits. i am not joking when i say that miss piggy might be one of the best treated female characters ever written

[olliemnjones]

Here's some paintings I've done of people looking at screens. These are all available as prints on Inprnt: Art Prints by Ollie Jones - INPRNT I'm also selling a limited edition print of my piece 'Producer' at Black Dragon Press: Producer – Black Dragon Press

[bish0ps]

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[austimpowerz]

MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK

[laqueus]

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[fluoresensitives]

I'm not here but the true puritan threat is people's hatred for fat, carbs and salt. You'll see the most mouth-watering video of the world's most delicious food, a spread that makes you wanna weep with jealousy, and most of the comments are, "mmm too much salt, too many calories, I'd only eat this if calories didn't exist." Hm. We live on a rock rotating around a gaseous star in a spiral galaxy. Eat the damn triple dipper.

[kaijuerotica]

i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad

[gubeachdiaries]