moth bonking into your lamp

[24/they] my brain is a centrifuge and my last neuron is getting whirled around like crazy in there

[sam-fry-eggs]

Do you ever think dr coomer gets jealous of the gnome sometimes?

[gumi-megpoidd]

i feel like youre faking being trans and are actually a cis girl

??? ive posted my penis?

[gumi-megpoidd]

I DID NOT PLAGIARIZE MY PENIS????

[sol-rust]

Colored sketch.. excited for the new chapter!!

[ariadneartxd]

Wow guys this gang is pretty fun...

[fandoms-most-parentified]

I’m Getting Adopted By… WHO? (tumblr parent poll round 1 poll 17)

Bilbo Baggins - The Hobbit

pukicho - Tumblr

Remaining time: 1 day 14 minutes

Propaganda under cut

PUKICHO:

- I’m so sorry.

[pukicho]

Come on now. He would prioritize the ring. I would prioritize my child.

[pukicho]

That is no way to talk to your father

[maddiesharafian]

A Blacksmith’s Dream

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

my youngest brother took both my socks off my feet, turned them right side out, then tried and failed to put them back on my feet while I was eating a plate of rice

[fuckyeahchinesegarden]

Evening primroses in a park of Jiangsu by 懒惰的小蜜疯

[grungegoths]

/gen did queen elizabeth did something problematic recently or are people just celebrating her death bc she's rich and a royal ? Asking bc i havent seen any callouts or negative headlines about her recently

she ships reylo hope that helps

[cheap-slaw]

Learn to walk again

[nuclearglitterbomb]

[crunchabletincan]

when my ai is self aware

[talosacinonyx]

[forcekenobi]

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

[forcekenobi]

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

[hyperchaotix]

[icarus-suraki]

[cheesepastabaked]

Gordon please gaf about dr coomer

[gardnprty]

throws beer bottole . gaayyyy

[kaijutegu]

Did you know there's a gap in my baseboards? I sure didn't!

Fortunately she's easy to lure out, because hers is the greed described in the bible. She knows her name but the problem is that verbal recall is never, ever going to be as valuable as a warm, humid hole (because ofc the dishwasher was going when this happened), so I had to lure her gluttonous ass out with a reptilink.

Anyways, I'm stopping at the dollar store for a pool noodle after work because this hole needs filling and I would prefer to be the one to fill it- not the damn lizard.

[kaijutegu]

THWARTED! I have THWARTED her nefarious plan of going back in the hole!!