Just A Basic Ass Bitch

She/her I don’t care what you call me as long as you call me

[bardianofyore]

Do you think according to in-universe logic, Simon Snow and gang would be able to murder JK Rowling using “death of the author” ?

[satan-offical]

I'm going shopping alone today and I'm very nervous cause I can't really talk to people??? WHAT DO I DO

[satan-offical]

I spoke to one person and they told me to speak up 🥹

[rilatoullie]

Litterally my worst nightmare. I’m so sorry you had to go through that

[maswartz]

AI toys for young children need tighter rules, researchers warn

In first study of its kind, Cambridge researchers found AI toys could misread some children's emotions.

[dazzling-witch-ofxianle]

I dont know if im in love with Alex fierro or i just wanna be her/him

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Pandora: arachopobia? Why would I care if two spiders got married?

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 88

Deathbringer (Wings of Fire)

Darius Deamonne (The Owl House)

Stolas Goetia (Helluva Boss)

Voting ended onJun 8

[rilatoullie]

HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED TO PICK ONE OF THEM!????

[ordinaryschmuck]

I agree with this statement.

[rilatoullie]

I LOVE THIS

[eatsyourorgansbutaesthetic]

I feel like rosekiller are the homophobic boys from your school that r lwk gay for each other.

[satan-offical]

I think I'll start blaming all my problems on the US government

[atleasttheyvegotstars]

incredibly annoying when someone tells you watch/listen to/read something that’s really good and you put it off for ages and then it’s really good

[itsmarmieee]

“I asked chatgpt” “I asked gemini” yeah well I asked Darry Curtis and he said you need to use your head

[quodunumfreno]

Anyone else love Danny Motta (probably yes) Cause I can’t wait for when he gets to the Varian villain arc on YouTube. Hehehe.

[actuallyromantic1989]

911 EPISODE TONIGHT WE CHEER!!

[crisismoth]

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

[weird-goodbyes]

Buck and Eddie after they get together agree that phone calls and texts are for Couple Stuff, but FaceTime is their designated Best Friend Line. They live together and just got into a little bit of a tiff because Eddie ate all the protein waffles with blueberries in them even though he KNOWS Buck hates the chocolate chip ones. So, Buck goes into the bathroom and FaceTimes Eddie and Eddie rolls his eyes, but smiles when he answers and is like, "Hey Buck! What's up?" and Buck starts bitching about his boyfriend and Eddie is like, "hmmm yeah that sounds annoying, but hey, we live in LA, I'm sure your boyfriend or you or instacart can get you those waffles soon." and Buck is like, "Yeah, I just needed to vent." and Eddie is like, "happy to be your sounding board :)" and then they hang up and Buck leaves the bathroom and is like, "do you mind getting the blueberry waffles?" and Eddie is like, "U G H, can't you just wait until tomorrow when we do our regular shopping?" and Buck is like, "I don't know, I just got off Facetime with my best friend, and he seems to think since we live in LA with grocery stores all around, you could easily pick them up" and Eddie grabs his keys and is like "FINE." and facetimes Buck from the car to complain about HIS boyfriend making him leave the house so early on a Sunday. Buck is like nodding and agreeing, while simultaneously texting Eddie that they need cottage cheese too.

[apollosspawn]

Magnus: You know nothing about me

Alex: I know everything about you. You are an open book written for very dumb children

[mythmagicetc]

actually now thinking about buck and eddie kissing in the kitchen and chris walks in on the phone with a friend and says “oh gross. no not you, i just walked in on my parents making out.” and as he leaves we hear him go “yeah all three of them including my dead mom. no you idiot just my dads. what’s wrong with you??”