chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.
schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.
#these are both excellent rules to live by#like#just in general
Murphy’s Theorem: Anything that can become a triangle, will become a triangle.
Pythagoras’s Law: Any attempt to calculate geometry will go wrong.






















