[ringostarrlorde]

lmao it says I’m 20 in the bio still. Damn I’m an old ho. Bout to be 24 🥺

[ringostarrlorde]

ok im back hello wow

[kibumkim]

when someone you’ve never interacted with before blocks you

[spacehunter-m]

[acreaturecalledgreed]

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: (

[acreaturecalledgreed]

oh my god, oh my god im so sorry im so sorry please

please have these

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: )

[acreaturecalledgreed]

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: )

[vvdotcom]

[catchymemes]

[ringostarrlorde]

why is tumblr so boring now

[teegzz-deactivated20170105]

[diamondformm]

It’s really another 365 days, huh?

[theoldness]

bitch…omg

[spock-ho-deactivated20170609]

omfg

[elpiso]

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

[tiqerboy-archive-blog]

this is a carwash for people

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

[hollisofficial]

[ocfos]

You fucker

[westcountryadventure]

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

[the-dwemereths-numidium]

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

[finding-luciano]

[readableporn]

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

[bearie]

[catchymemes]

[imoverallofit]

He cookin

[thynetruly]

is that…a cat dryer..

[cheese24k]

[colorfulrussianfireworks-blog]

I HAVE MISSED THIS VIDEO MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD COME TO MAMA YOU FUCKIN TRIBAL ASS FUNKY WASHING MACHINE

[anoia]

[this-love-is-trauma]

Sir there is a drumline in your washer.

[mr-scribble]

Someone please make a song from this beat. It’s sick.

[yuubitimbergrim-deactivated2020]

I heared a videogame soundtrack like that somewhere, gosh, i dont know which it could be from!

[ringostarrlorde]

tbh im really thinking about thank you nexting his ass!!!!

[byecolonizer]

He called his dog “a gold digging ass bitch”

[godhatesgoths-deactivated202103]

idgaf about men doing makeup… taking a tool of women’s oppression created by them and acting as though they’re God’s gift to the world for promoting the same shit they use to impede upon women’s self esteem