[rip-naked-peet]

🦷I'm do art on @homosexualsdotorg 🦷

ALSO my cat has an account @boot-boot-radical-dude please follow him <3

Stand with Palestine!

Non-consensual low taper fade fetishists DNI!!! (<- inside joke. If that is your fetish.. you have to tell me what appeals to you about that im so interested)

PLEASE ask to tag. And ask to tag if you want me to tag certain things going forward.

[wrenhavenriver]

the cat was sleeping cutely so i took a picture and went to show it to my mom and she burst out laughing and pulled out her phone and showed me a near identical one she'd taken a few minutes before

[wrenhavenriver]

self-proclaimed free thinkers when the cat is doing a snooze:

[neunhofferart]

Nearly pissed myself laughing earlier when I saw this absolute Looney Tunes truck attempting to transport an oversized mattress down the road with only a couple tiny bungee cords holding on for dear life, while it ballooned out behind the truck like a drag racing parachute:

[laropasucia]

[twinkstrahd]

All my haters become masturbators when i jerk off the penis of success

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

Receiving a Werther’s Derivative from my poser grandma

[realifesiations]

Bastard tumblr blog: before you go outside to pokemon go, do not forget to uwu and stay safe okay!!!!!!! Fuck you

Me: wadda hell…….. ….bulnosaur

[catasters]

[biteybeast]

and why he oulka dots

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black ticked tabby

[medbasement]

[stijlw]

if you open your wallet upside-down while boarding a bus it will release all your money/bank cards/IDs/driving licence etc. this can be handy if you are trying to rid yourself of all worldly possessions

[3000s]

dreamt that walmart was doing some kind of sale where they partnered with a company called "freevaginaphotos.com" and when i bought something they also printed out a picture of someones vagina and gave it to me

[pegasuswyvern9]

you do not get to destroy other peoples bodies

[3000s]

thank you for reminding me, i was about to destroy someones body until i saw this

[rainbow-femme]

Bro they got geep in Ohio

[futuremoji]

Your least most recent emoji predicts how your summer will end

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the toddlers don't give a FUCK about this minion song we have. they'll literally stop dancing and sit down when it comes on. music so bad you can't even have fun anymore

[a-pile-of-dolls]

music make you gain control

[escuerzoresucitado]

[flipchild]

[pondwitch]

cool new tumblr trend : “goodposting”

its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way

[powerburial]

goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug

[pondwitch]

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cassili]

[noelle-ism]

from left to right: noob - leet - hacker hat progression

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading