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Humans in the Pokemon world likely lay eggs

please don’t revive this debate, i already spent a frankly inordinate amount of time discussing it that one time…

You ever see a kind of discourse you were previously unaware of barrelling past you at 120 MPH in the opposite direction on the interstate?

kadzhi

twitterlols

orjanism

had the worst toast-buttering experience today

orjanism

@theindomitablerioghan artist rendition

phantom-kiwi

today in Things the Warden Would Do

pieklalat

Keep ‘em flying - buy war bonds today!

skarchomp

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

bananahomo

jealousy isn’t the way bro

htcd

The shrimp aren’t gonna have sex with you.

bananahomo

you take that back right fucking now

scififantasystuff

Unfortunate news… scientists have discovered that shrimp do not see “extra colors”.

We thought that they did because they have 12 different molecules for photoreceptors, whereas humans have only 3. BIG difference, right??

Nope. Turns out that they simply do not have the mental wherewithal to blend, and so needed a separate receptor for each color. The human brain adds color emissions together to create a singular representative color, like reverse engineered printing. Shrimp can’t do that. They can’t take light emitting “green” and light emitting “red” and come back with “yellow”, like we do. They have to have a receptor for yellow, and are relatively horrible at distinguishing shades of colors.

So at the end of the day, not only do shrimp not have “extra colors”… they see less than we do. Shrimp can’t see the fake colors :(