RisktheUndead

He/They Adult Not gay as in happy but Queer as in Fuck You

[kaijuyuri]

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

[kaijuyuri]

my proof

[insomniac-arrest]

over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs

[insomniac-arrest]

"Am I bad for resenting well-meaning displays of affection? Am I evil for lashing out at people close to me instead of the powers that be?" No. That's Sasuke. Be safe out there

[were--ralph]

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

[were--ralph]

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

[were--ralph]

Like i said dont ever fucking doubt me again

[were--ralph]

[unclefather]

rating based on what is letters.

[jackalopunny-deactivated2025100]

[hussyknee]

How long have you been on Tumblr?

Over 16 years (before 2010) (toddlers in the dawn of the ant colony)

16 to 14 years (2010-2012) (livejournal and Myspace refugees)

13 to 11 years (2013-2015) (you used to follow thebootydiaries)

10 to 8 years (2016-2018) (era of Russian bot conspiracy)

7 to 3.5 years (2019-2022) (post sex ban to Goncharov)

3.5 years or less (2023–2026) (Twitter refugee)

Voting ended onJul 15

Rebagel for science pls.

[eatsleepcrap]

Look, I made a collection of Fandom cakes that I found!

I like cake.

[mimidiann]

What about Homestuck.

[princecharmingtobe]

Homestucks aren’t sorry.

[fuckingkarkalicious]

[dunkstein]

Children born when this post was made will be in the sixth grade this year

[wingedcatgirl]

Children born when this post was made are now allowed to create a tumblr account.

[grimoiremanifest]

[g3minii]

[kuvaton]

[saint-batrick]

environmental storytelling.

[phallicthimble]

[labelleizzy]

[eriyu]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

I have never seen the 2nd object before, but with the Power of Algebra I now know it's a saw horse

Information is WILD

[sootchild]

City Council of Darkness, Episode 3: Life Begins at Night

I am sure nothing can go wrong in the town of Purpee.

D20 Masterpost || Ep 2 || Ep 4

[louisegluckpdf]

painting this on the ceiling above my bed so it's the first thing i see upon waking in the morning and the last thing i see before falling asleep at night

[amberspacedf]

[rubysapphrald]

[allthecanadianpolitics]

Manitoba Premier Wab Kinew calls out ‘the Epstein class’ over the war on Iran.

Source: CanadaHOC (TikTok)

[riseagainphoenix]

"When I say the Epstein class should fight the Epstein war, I'm attacking Donald Trump I'm attacking Jeff Bezos, I'm attacking Mark Zuckerberg, I'm attacking Jeffrey Epstein, I'm attacking Sam Altman, I'm attacking all of these folks who have articulated progressive views and yet bow down in the face of extraordinarily damaging politics today. And you tell me: why is the greatest military in the world at war without a reason that they can explain, without an exit strategy, and asking their allies--who they've been insulting for the past year--for help getting them out of danger? Because they went to war to distract from a domestic political problem. This is all facts. Everybody out there knows that this is true. Every single person who sees this on social or video knows that this is true, and yet for whatever reason we can't talk about it in the public sphere. Like, I guarantee you won't report this. All the major mainstream outlets won't report this comment. Why is that? Something is true, everybody knows it, everybody's paying 70 cents more per litre for gasoline because of this nonsense in America, and yet none of us are allowed to talk about it in the public sphere."

[catchymemes]

[the-depressed-comedic-relief]

you think Frodo ever had a talk with Bilbo after the destruction of the ring, about how his adventure was so much different than Bilbo’s, and how he wishes he had a quest like Bilbo’s, one fun and full of wonder. And Bilbo just smiles and says that Frodo is confusing Bilbo’s adventure with Bilbo’s stories. Frodo sort of laughs awkwardly, thinking Bilbo’s joking. But Frodo slowly realizes how real the separation between the quest and the way he tells it is over time. When people ask him about it, he only ever wants to tell the good parts, the ones where the good guys win and there’s beauty and wonder. He doesn’t want to tell how struggled under the burden of the ring, he doesn’t want to tell about how he failed, he even feels somewhat ashamed when he writes it in his book. And maybe then he rethinks Bilbo’s stories, and wonders if they were maybe not quite as fun as he made them out to be when he told them. And if his uncle had been silently struggling all these years, just as Frodo was doing now.

[cryptotheism]

This section is hilarious but I need to explain why.

Pico Della Mirandola is often written about as Marsilo Ficino's student or protegee. In reality they fucking hated each other. Ficino saw himself as the True Receiver of Classical Knowledge, and Pico saw him as a sophmoric idiot working from shoddy translations.

They constantly sent each other catty letters where they bragged about having some new, undiscovered, original text that completely invalidates the work of the other.

Here, Pico is bragging that he came across an original copy of the Chaldean Oracles, a collection of ancient near-eastern Greek spiritual texts. He got it from his teacher Flavius Mithridates.

Flavius Mithridates was a converso famous for translating texts wrong on purpose to make his patrons happy. This is the renaissance academia equivalent of bragging about your awesome new high-quality copper from your best friend Ea Nasir.

[cryptotheism]

SCORNED LOVER??

[pokkin]

Had a dream that markiplier was struck by lightning and imbued with electrical abilities. People were encouraging him to use his powers for good but he just went back to playing videogames. All the videos were about three minutes long because as soon as he got jumpscared there'd be a brilliant blue flash and he'd fry his computer.

[cupkaykie]

There’s something immeasurably beautiful about humans, in that they can be the furthest from Earth that anyone has ever traveled, and the first thing they want to do is express love.

The crew of Artemis II officially broke the record previously set by Apollo 13 in 1970, and the first thing they did was name a crater, Carroll, after the late wife of Commander Reid Wiseman.

It doesn’t matter how far from home I am, I will always be thinking of you. When I look up at the night sky, I think of you. When I ponder human existence and the importance of this mission, I think of you. I want a place for you, forever. I want the whole world to know about you and how much I love you. People say they’d give the one they love the moon, if they could.

So I chose a beautiful bright spot on the moon, and it’s yours, in perpetuity.

Crater Carroll.