All blooty is bootiful

• Dating this nerd • Touchin' mage butts since 1994 Kiragi is the best son. Don't you dare hurt him. Being dragged into Dark Souls hell. help me... Credits for the pictures used on my blog here.

[davinciwannabesblog]

I coloured him

[thevintageducky]

Even though you're a filthy fuckin cheater, I still love ya😭!

[dr3adfuldongus]

after almost 40 hours...

she's finally done🫶

[theatomickatz]

yeah i have a type

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexy Machine Contest Round 1

GLaDOS

Vox (Hazbin Hotel)

Voting ended onJun 22, 2025

[fakeassfriends]

[hotdogmchiggin]

What if instead of mouthwashing it was called mouthwashkart and they

[hotdogmchiggin]

[depsidase]

[chekhovs-slinky]

“We didn’t have all this autism when I was a kid”

Yea, you had changelings and demonic possession and “brats” and “back talk”, and kids that were “not all there”, your aunt who’s “crazy”, and your second cousin no one ever talks about cuz he’s “special”, and if you’re fucking lucky, your elder uncle who lives a nice quiet life with his 70 lego sets and writes grocery stores about changing the light bulbs cuz they’re too harsh.

[fridakahloblvd]

not to put this user on blast, but ohmygod this may be the funniest thing i’ve ever seen 😭😭

[wishingformemoria]

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

[wishingformemoria]

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

[andre-30008]

[notoriousmasc]

[theodysseyofhomer]

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[strinak]

oh, you meant they literally did, ok

[theodysseyofhomer]

would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?

[polyphemusthecylcops]

...

[theodysseyofhomer]

this is the only funny addition to this post

[currrsy]

my part of trade with @gentlesurgeryenjoyer 🥺

[queddadraw]

[stickus1]

and again spyscout'smom

[crommers]

‧₊˚🌈✩ ₊˚🫧⊹♡

[pileofslop]

im very normal about these 2

[dontbelasagnax]

Obi-Wan is like I got the kids in the divorce. They aren't even my kids. Or my divorce

[homkamiro]

Once a son, always a son

[hoagiesnadwich]

Curly the type of guy to make dad jokes and wait for people to laugh