ritualghostwriter

he/him | puzzle enjoyer | wolve

[cryptotheism]

I think someone just shot Charlie Kirk

[dragongirlsweetie]

can we not spread rumours before the facts have been settled please

[cryptotheism]

Sorry

[driftoftherain]

My friend wont stop hitting me with the gar sticker when i least expect it

[itsdanfango]

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[thyrell]

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

[thyrell]

irs.

[efoxgirl]

[lunarleech4478]

This popped up in my head so I had to make it

[krtek-daily]

[indigosfindings]

well seymour, you are an odd fellow, but i must say, nobody's ever made me feel like this

[perkwunos]

The Johnny Appleseed they don’t want you to know about

[bigfuckingcrab]

[molabuddy]

?????????

[ovur]

Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!

[contextfreepatentart]

[sexhaver]

locusts are SO fucked up. imagine if your apartment complex got too crowded during a drought so everyone in it started overproducing serotonin until they gained 100lb of pure muscle and then chewed through the drywall of every building in the neighborhood

[powerburial]

they do this over in philly

[mollyjames]

It's never too late to escape from the secret underground government facility you were raised and go on a telekinetic rampage across the city before mysteriously disappearing into the woods

[bobacupcake]

its a mystery

[glamwisegamgee]

obsessed with this search result for “yearning stock photo”

[szczekaczz]

Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies

[zvaigzdelasas]

[khanuckle-deactivated20250628]

There

[jgdfjjggh-deactivated20250520]

[chickenfarmersan]

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[desiccantdonoteat]

[needlepointcursewords]

[notsoterriblymisanthropic]

the one addition that truly makes this clip even more powerful is knowing that Mr Sterling is this guy:

I am in awe trying to imagine the sheer levels of non sequiturs they would be able to produce together.

[bogleech]

New reaction meme just dropped