River Make Her Blue Again

Just a bisexual simping for 11/River • She/her I also write on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/RiverMakeHerBlueAgain

[vantavarmint]

vimes in his natural habitat

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[mysillycomics]

[somewhatgrownup]

Had to do it

[ruhaniya]

[esotericsnob3]

True story

[cisfleshlight2]

why is my pussy always aching for something to be inside of her omg girl shut upp

[ialwayssayplease00]

It’s embarrassing at this point

[baraphalloplastyclinic]

I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?

Don't become a housewife.

[ladyfoxfire]

And if you do become a housewife, take steps to protect yourself. Make sure you’re legally married, for starters; stay-at-home girlfriends have very little legal recourse to claim their partner’s assets in a breakup. Make sure your name is on the house deed/rental agreement, and have your car in your name, even if your spouse is paying for it. Have your spouse transfer money every month into an account solely in your name, so you can buy yourself things without needing permission, but also so you can save up to leave if needed.

If your spouse fights you on any of this, then don’t quit your job. The tradwife to poverty pipeline is real, and so is financial abuse.

[dressedupliketheking]

also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can

[studentofetherium]

i hate that "that that" is grammatically correct. why is english the joke language

[studentofetherium]

by the way, this post was inspired by some writing i was doing last night where i wrote "that that" and got so mad that i had to take a break for the rest of the evening

[toskarin]

it's understandable that that "that that" that ended your writing session would inspire a post like that

[julielilac]

[by-gray]

[pepperediris]

plant 🪴

[littledemontingy]

I water 💦

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

it is always narratively correct to make your characters sleep together before they sort through the hundreds of lies and misdirections between them. make things worse make things worse make things worse #i love betrayal #i love lying #i love people feeling bad about themselves

[gaslightgallows]

[sporeblossom]

gonna tell my kids this was bridgerton

[whoknowswherethetimegoes]

Caryatids, Acropolis, Athens, photographed by Werner Bischof, 1946.

[loversmore]

OLIVIA RODRIGO INTERVIEW @ POPCAST

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[bifauxnenarmand]

I love him so much what is his problem 😭😭😭

[cyndaquillover1074]

Something so funny about Armand genuinely being a weird guy. Like vampirism and immortality and traumatic past aside he is genuinely so odd. Hilarious. Even to other vampires he is super weird. Why is he like that.

[kinkydorah]

i'm not going to survive this