River Make Her Blue Again

Just a bisexual simping for 11/River • She/her I also write on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/RiverMakeHerBlueAgain

[fairycosmos]

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

[plaidos]

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

[czech-hunter-reject]

What's cheaper than a cock? A onion.

[a-bear-ham]

An* 😌

[spines-tvo]

What's cheaper than An 😌cock? A onion.

[nateconnolly]

These days, lots of public libraries have a "library of things" collection where you can check out kitchen appliances or yard tools or toys, and, as a children's library assistant, the most popular library of things item that I handle regularly is a plastic scepter thingy called like "unicorn princess magic wand". And whenever I check it out I make a big show of looking at the little kid and being like "do you solemnly swear to use your unicorn princess magic powers only for good and never for evil?"

And pretty much without fail, the little kid will get the world's most mischievous grin and go "I'm gonna use it for EVIL!!!"

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[doppelgangerleaverite]

i just really feel seen on this website

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[wildestlovers]

embarrassment is the cost of entry.

if you aren't willing to look like a foolish beginner, you'll never become a graceful master.

[pangur-and-grim]

getting rocks thrown at you until you die is just part of the process. you can walk it off

[anarqueeen]

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

[mysticplaces]

abandoned thermal power plant | Hungary

photography by Andreas S

[memorycycle]

guy scanning my food: thatll be 300 dollars

the screen on the card swiper: would you like to donate 100% of the food you just bought to a little ant?

me: hm

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE

[remanence-of-love]

[mybellaluna67]

Truths

[segamascott]

[alloflove]

Vintage Valentine's Swans · 1

[suispiria]

lately I’ve been Overcome With Emotion

[probuccalfat]

you actually feel gaslit when you try to tell white people of a certain age that pewdiepie, with a platform so vast and catering to youth, helped reinvigorate racism and casual dehumanization towards indians because they get all “omg you can’t blame One man for that” like yes i can actually :) we were very incrementally making our way past the gas station indian popularized by apu and indian creatives were finally being given legitimate and serious opportunities (like say what you will about aziz and mindy in hindsight but at the time that was a shift culturally) only for this dumb swedish pig to get online and spark that vile shit right back up. ask any indian with a modicum of pride in their heritage and they can tell you how uncomfortable pewdiepie made us with ourselves

[girlcalledwhatsername]

Adding this

[socialistexan]

[vitabreva]

[themummersfolly]

How dare you leave this in the tags.

[charlesoberonn]