is that like 'i love you' for pussies?

maybe life should be about more than just surviving. don't we deserve better than that?

[kweendestiny]

[bob-belcher]

[basketcasemp3]

[sunshinekarliekloss]

karliekloss: Happy belated @champagnepapi 🤘🌴🎊

[averagefairy]

cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal

[rudiecantfailtomakeyoucum-deact]

Maybe you’re a bitch

[averagefairy]

i mean i definitely am but youre still boring

[princesconsuela]

[delfiarg]

[thebigbiwolf]

current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor

[satanstrousers]

current aesthetic: the history professor

[velvetjailofcrimes-deactivated2]

current aesthetic: the history professor’s substitute who joins in on the action.

[thlayli-rah]

the librarian who accidentally walks in

[cheriesvoid]

current aesthetic: cool mom from mean girls “can I get you guys anything? some snacks? a condom? let me know! oh, god love ya.”

[krindor]

current aesthetic: the TA who just wanted to give the history professor some exams

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

papa smoke

[overtheunderpass]

I hated this post until papa smoke saved the day

[babustyles]

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

[celebritiesandmovies]

Alycia Debnam-Carey attends Dion Lee Front Row September 2016 during New York Fashion Week

[mariasgf]

Vogue Italia - September 2016 Alycia Debnam-Carey Fashion Story

[ghostsandgoblins]

[schmergo]

“I Like Hanging Out With Guys Because There’s Less Drama.”

Translation: whenever I spend time with my female friends, we always end up doing an unabridged reading of Hamlet, and I’m salty because they always make me play Polonius.

[nuevayor]

*remembers im attracted to men* unfortunate 

[blommowitch]

if you feel like this you could be a lesbian.

[nuevayor]

I’m bisexual. I just find men unfortunate

[foulserpent]

i call all my friends after 20 years of no contact and invite them to visit me at my house, which is a farm in the middle of nowhere. they approach the farm gates and i appear looking like this

[sneeking]

..go on…….

[foulserpent]

i lead you into the barn where i live and offer you snacks and refreshments. it’s a bowl of minnows and 3 caprisun pouches

[brightereyes]

accept the capri sun, cautiously refuse the minnows

[foulserpent]

i tell you that it’s fine, leaves more for me, but you can tell im a little hurt. we watch cutthroat kitchen in silence, i seem to be attempting to drink my caprisun through my gas mask, but im failing miserably. you say nothing.

[brightereyes]

i say nothing

[foulserpent]

at one point i go into a shed and bring out more caprisun pouches and a single triscuit for you

[brightereyes]

Thanks

[foulserpent]

youre welcome

[aliciaclarker]

i stg - i swear to god i stfg - i swear to fucking god i sftycks - i swear fealty to you, clarke kom skaikru