The Flaming Potato

So I'm this magical flying iron on the internet, right... Nope, a real (but strange) person who writes a lot of bullshit.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Ya can't blame them, who doesn't want free gas? And, they didn't specify.

[rivy31]

Happy Pride Month

[thememedaddy]

[rivy31]

Usually because you've come back after Christmas, and was asked to make copy of the old one for the New Year, and you deleted it instead

[dailycatsblog]

[masquerade-of-mephistopheles]

[wellfine]

TRAGEDY: every member of a once-flourishing group chat is now employed

[rivy31]

2 dudes out of 5 are in ours and it's always dead come what may 😂

[wellfine]

TRAGEDY: every member of a once-flourishing group chat is now employed

[bunniope]

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

[yosaplyop-deactivated20230729]

That enough Tumblr for today

[bunniope]

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch

[rivy31]

I bet rule 34 exists of Roadrunner now, thanks to this.

[unsolids-your-snake]

My favorite thing about fanfic authors is they can identify any gap in a canon timeline where characters are offscreen and exploit the ever living fuck out of it

They see a time skip of any length and go

[icy-spicy]

[unsolids-your-snake]

I love this energy

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[shiftythrifting]

I found this really creepy beetroot jar in the charity shop I work in and it freaks me the hell out!

[shiftythrifting]

Happy Beet Poot Day to all who observe

[rivy31]

I was thinking about Beet Poot the other day!!! Now I know why. He was calling.

[prompts-in-a-barrel]

"You look like shit."

"You should see the other guy."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah. Not a scratch on him."

[rivy31]

That's a complete story.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

[cheese24k]

[clambistro-deactivated20161211]

Ahh, it’s back

[julierthanyou]

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

[miyoriia]

if i answer wrong theyll fucking kill me

[brosef-von-dudehomie]

[rivy31]

Talkie Toaster-core

[uwillneverknowwho]

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Music playing at the grocery store is psychological warfare. Protect yourself.

[thememedaddy]

[rivy31]

My version of this used to be "sobbing at the bus stop"