Phunky Phresh

Professional meany

[astraldemise]

[theehorsepusssy]

[throathole]

this gif is fucking frying me

[dafterwho]

the work is mysterious and important

[indigosfindings]

i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

[gothsbian]

microwave popcorn is such a beautiful technology. captures the full range of sensory and emotional experiences. there's even a part where it gets loud and scary. the 1812 overture of cheap snacks

[kleinergeist]

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

[hermann-rorschach]

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

[kleinergeist]

Yes Dr Rorschach

Sorry Dr Rorschach

[special-agent-dale-gooper]

[wrenchinator-central]

[pointnclickadventuregame]

this entry in a ‘what would happen if the internet went down tomorrow’ contest has been making me laugh since 2009

[feraligatr]

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

[coyotebuegwater-deactivated2016]

[morefunthanb4]

No!

[coyotebuegwater-deactivated2016]

[dominants-dominion]

[notabrobro]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

hitting the green tea really hard then immediately opening the Wii forecast channel

[senatortedcruz]

Not gonna say it again

[ashwantsafreepalestine]

The Onion never misses.

This was published in 2018.

[sapphling]

having 20k followers on an actual social media platform typically translates to some level of minor sponsorship/additional resources/monetization but having 20k on tumblr is literally just being the driving crooner. there's people that wanna kill me, james

[hotvampireadjacent]

If I say “aww look at the birds” n you say “they’re just sparrows” I’m killing you. Find beauty in nature or else.