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Hey, my name's Carrie, I'm awesome, and this is my Tumblr. Enjoy. They/Them. 21.

[animentality]

[kittynoct]

i legit overheard this when i was in class

kakashi: (muffled voice) how do i save my file teacher: what? i cant hear you kakashi: (takes off mask) how do i save my file

[salenathesource]

Who is kakashi

[kittynoct]

kakashi from accounting class

[kittynoct]

i saw kakashi in accounting class

[roundo]

his eyes were spotify green

[starfleetacademy]

So this comment section on a tiktok about insane things people ask at aquariums is a goldmine

[verycooltrash-deactivated201505]

[guerrillatech]

[monsieurenjlolras]

david tennant could do sherlock holmes but benendict cumberbatch couldn't do the doctor. also benedict cumberbatch couldn't do sherlock holmes

[monsieurenjlolras]

this is hard proof that tumblr has gotten better because if I had made this post in 2015 I would have gotten several death threats by now

[scragon]

Vampire and his human wife after years of marriage

[scragon]

Charles took her to macy’s

[dynamax--grookey]

[enbycarp]

A customer just called and asked, “Do you have music?”

I paused a moment and said, “We do have concerts coming up, yes.”

She asked, “When are they?”

And I said, “We have several options.  Is there a certain kind of concert you’re looking for?”

And she said, “what’s the difference?”

Again I paused, and then explained that there are different kinds of music, like classical, pop, rock, etc. The phone call is over, but I’m still not over it.

[enbycarp]

She called back! She wanted to know “some dates for music.”

[ladyshinga]

[ethicalmemes]

Brotherly Love #EthicalMemes

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[yurimom]

this is really just my favorite tiktok

[unclefather]

there’s so many things going on here that we can’t talk about right now

[chaosthedemon]

how dare you hide this in the notes

[whitepeopletwitter]

A strong contender for tweet of the year, already.

[littlestarlost]

okay wow

[alarmingpenguin]

he looks so done

[alarmingpenguin]

See also:

[alarmingpenguin]

the holy trinity:

[memewhore]

[owiez]

JOE IS BIDEN ?

[owiez]

FUCK I MEANT JOE IS PREISDENTE ?

[stupid-dyke]