Roaming Bad Influence

 Ninja Turtles. Animals. Music. Piercings. Tattoos.

[shencomix]

[flospughsadadad-deactivated2021]

Evangeline Lilly ending male actors in 78 seconds. (x)

[potter-inthe-tardis]

R.I.P. VINE Part 5

(Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (X)

[tarynel]

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

[1000watttwat]

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

[grandpaq]

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .

[tastefullyoffensive]

[jaspersboy]

Trump is angry at NBC News for using this photo of him, so please don’t use this enhanced, enlarged version of it for anything.

Trump Reportedly Discusses “Reset” and Unflattering Double Chin Photos During Media Meeting

[jaspersboy]

[slipperygal-deactivated20181221]

I will never share these.

[tap-shoes]

Pass these around to make sure everyone knows which ones not to pass around

[cubbybangbang]

Under no circumstances reblog this. It is forbidden.

[nawtinuddy]

Oops fingers slipped!

[bob-belcher]

[fuzzylocs]

I do this far too often.

[maximustheturd]

Hahaha his face.. I love it I’m so glad he doesn’t freak out in thunderstorms though

[happytripawd]

Love this!

[sushinfood]

“Pardons, sky, but what ARE you doing?”

[great-tweets]

omggggg

[pancakeke]

stay safe yall

[dreams-squared]

Thats a smaller PlayStation bag or a gigantic condom

[pancakeke]

[dreams-squared]

Thank u  for your clarity 

[ichatcomputers]

That condom never saw the light of day again.

[pancakeke]

again and again I am owned on this website

[illumiminaughty-re]

when your friend is considering watching your favorite show

[movietvetc]

AFDDGHKL

[alphacrone]

millennials realizing that gen z can’t vote yet and we gotta step up and show up to the primaries this year in droves to keep the movement alive

[tanks-a-lot]

why are sun bears like…that?

[captain-price-official]

like what

[tanks-a-lot]

[captain-price-official]

oh you mean that

well

sometimes it just be like that

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[subwaywithinmymind-deactivated2]

When a video game lets you move during extended dialogue:

[dimsumcart]

date the kind of girl that eats all the snacks she buys in one day

[herbivore-t]

Finally a standard I can meet