Robert A. Millikan

I am famed American experimental physicist Robert A. Millikan. I am 152 years old. My knowledge of atoms, accomplished though my Oil Drop Experiment, has brought me back to life.

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Okay, was anyone going to tell me that “life was going to be this way,” or was I just supposed to find that out from the friends theme song myself?

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I created this blog with the intention of posting all of the weird thoughts I have but I just don’t think anymore

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I am Milk

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It must be really easy to know who to trust in comic books. “These are your coworkers Mr. Goodwin,” the man with glasses, square chin, and healthy muscle mass, quickly straightens his tie and turns off the news channel.

“and Dr. Bleekheart.” the thin man with dark eye shadow and sharp facial features who is quietly mumbling to himself about how no one suspects something.

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No one asked, but my favorite Cambrian animal is the Opabinia. Anomalocaris is pretty cool too but I think it’s too overrated.

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You know those “fossil” kits? The ones that are just dry clay around a plastic bone model. They should make them with realistic fossil finding chances. 1 in 10,000 may contain an incomplete skeleton. If you want true realism, only the ones made and sold in specific and obscure locations will ever have bones in them, so you need to do the research to find the right place to get them. I don’t want would-be paleontologists thinking their jobs will be easy!

(every once in a while, they just put in some pieces from the anthropology and archeology versions or just some stuff that isn’t ancient or rare.)

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Important question

Have you heard of the high elves? I havn’t.

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Super irritating to me that sconces aren't edible. They should be.

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thousands of notes and like 1 person has read the text correctly

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sconce

/skäns/  

 Learn to pronounce  

noun

plural noun:

sconces

a candle holder that is attached to a wall with an ornamental bracket."a wall sconce"

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Is that a banana to see me or are you just happy to pocket?

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Words to live by:

Never use three word when one will do, unless you are writing a school paper, then use five.

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I walked into school, middle school mind you, and there was a grown man. In all of my classes. A  g r o w n  m a n. He was like 30 years old and during 9th period I asked him, “Why are you in all of my classes, sir?” He plainly replied, “Sorry but I follow you everywhere.”

Then I woke up. What was that supposed to mean. Was my demon finally reaching out to me?

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I am an adult, but I just feel like a child cursed with knowledge and responsibility.

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Letters make me anger!

“C” and “X” serve no purpose. They only make sounds other letters already make. X can make a “ks” or “z” sound. C only makes a K or an S sound. I HATE THE LETTER “C”! Just get rid of them both! Any word with a hard c replace with k and soft with S. If you need the same number of letters in the alphabet, replace the C with a letter for the “ch” sound and X with the thorn (letter for the “th” sound, that we should never have gotten rid of)

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Your phone makes for a good way to check if you are in a dream. If it doesn’t do any of the things its supposed to do, you may be dreaming. This could generate false positives. Sometimes my phone malfunctions so bad I have to check if I’m in a dream.

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intentionally misunderstanding quotes

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Facts with Robert A. Millikan

Glass is just refried rocks