Robert

Just Robert || SDN dispatcher

[robert-robertson-lll]

Uh hi. Names Robert Robertson. I’m a SDN dispatcher. And have a dog named Beef. That’s about it.

Mod cut under:

Hi! I’m the owner of the blog! If I break third wall I always talk in blue.

Yes I redid this blog because I orphaned it…

My other interaction blog is @keegsruss89 but the asks have been kinda dead hence why I’m starting this one (also because I love Robert’s character)

Just some dos and donts:

Dos:

Interact (please)

Oc interactions!

Flirting (towards the character obviously)

Teasing

Anything as long as it’s lighthearted. I promise you anything said in this end is lighthearted as well.

Donts:

NSFW

Just completely trauma dumping. Not a therapist. I don’t do well with responses to those.

Bullying people under my posts.

Coming at me for how I interpret the character.

That’s about it. Don’t be afraid to interact! This blog was made mainly for lighthearted interaction and fun.

[robert-robertson-lll]

This is now a dead blog

[baby-fire-starter]

I don’t think I should be able to do this..

[robert-robertson-lll]

A scraper and Goo Gone 👍

[baby-fire-starter]

I’m too lazy to fix it, if uncle chads really wants to keep this pan then he can fix it

I don’t think I should be let near any cooking material 🥲

[robert-robertson-lll]

Yeah, probably for the best to let him cook instead, kid.

[baby-fire-starter]

I don’t think I should be able to do this..

[robert-robertson-lll]

A scraper and Goo Gone 👍

[thefireandtheflame]

i think I captured your beauty when making this <3

I’m setting your art supplies on fire.

[robert-robertson-lll]

That shit looks cursed

[batboner69]

Throws tomatoes at you

What the fuck? Is this some kind of shit against hybrids again?

[robert-robertson-lll]

Why would you waste food like that?

Also stop throwing things at him.

[robert-robertson-lll]

How do I tell a particular sensitive someone that hugging me does not mean they “made love” with me?

[robert-robertson-lll]

M’ slep

Seeepy

sleepy

[robert-robertson-lll]

Can people stop offering me eddies and painkillers when I say something hurts?

What happened to powering through it? Where’s the endurance?

[beef-beeferson3]

woof.

[robert-robertson-lll]

Beef? 🤨

[flam-bae]

" Oi, Flambe, you seen my pen cup? First the pens were gone, and now the cup. "

- @human-pin-cushion

No, haven't.

Maybe Robbo has them, he already stole Sonar's stapler.

[human-pin-cushion]

Thanks, I'll go interrogate him. He's at his desk yeah?

[flam-bae]

Yea.

[robert-robertson-lll]

For the last time, I don’t have Sonar’s stapler.

And no I don’t haven’t seen your pen cup.

[flam-bae]

Pretty sure you do

[robert-robertson-lll]

Nope, looking at my desk now. They ain’t here.”

[flam-bae]

" Oi, Flambe, you seen my pen cup? First the pens were gone, and now the cup. "

- @human-pin-cushion

No, haven't.

Maybe Robbo has them, he already stole Sonar's stapler.

[human-pin-cushion]

Thanks, I'll go interrogate him. He's at his desk yeah?

[flam-bae]

Yea.

[robert-robertson-lll]

For the last time, I don’t have Sonar’s stapler.

And no I don’t haven’t seen your pen cup.

[robert-robertson-lll]

Can people stop offering me eddies and painkillers when I say something hurts?

What happened to powering through it? Where’s the endurance?

[batmanz]

Bro bro bro bro

Don't diss the eddies

[robert-robertson-lll]

I’m not. Just don’t want them.

[robert-robertson-lll]

Fucking back hurts

Ooc: My back hurts so must his

[robert-robertson-lll]

Can people stop offering me eddies and painkillers when I say something hurts?

What happened to powering through it? Where’s the endurance?

[robert-robertson-lll]

how do you feel about Mii Robert?

It’s actually really accurate for a Mii persona…

I used to play on one of those. Memories.

[flam-bae]

Theres a word for people like you

Wonderful

[robert-robertson-lll]

Sure…. Let’s go with that….

[batmanz]

Made cookies, want some?

Are they edibles or chocolate chips?

I'll take either of those.

[robert-robertson-lll]

I thought you were trying to cut back or is that only for coke?

[batmanz]

It's only ILLEGAL drugs, weed is legal here

[robert-robertson-lll]

Right right