SOFTWARE INSTABILITY ⭕️

*blows kisses to space* for tony stark

[falyros]

DM after failed stealth roll: Hmm… You try to sneak around but you’re dummy thicc and the clap from your ass cheeks alerts the guards. Roll for initiative.

[dungeonkeeper]

official Player's Handbook(tm): Dragonborn have no tails. Tieflings have normal human skin colors, but also red.

everyone who plays d&d:

[flythesail]

[mysieee]

Concussions are part of the Mandalorian code. 🚑✨

[mysieee]

DIE, YOU MUST. ⚰️✨

[raskolnikovsnapolean]

everyone else in Stardew Valley: welcome to Pelican Town :):):):)

Shane:

[kipperloo]

My co-op friends give me a hard time for always picking Shane as my romance candidate, but they’re not the ones with ten hearts in year one already.

[retquits]

the gang plays dnd part 2: electric boogaloo

bonus:

[callowestyouthintown]

Marnie: Shane, please, I’m worried about you, you just mope around and drink all day. What about your future?

Shane, horrifically hungover: I don’t want a future! I want to die!

Me, standing in the corner holding an adorable cartoon watering can, under the impression until this very moment that I was playing a lighthearted farming RPG:

[liquid-crystal-gay]

shane. I think you meant LARPing

[feastofsnakes]

[fawllyn]

When you’re trying to cure your friend’s depression, but you will never be able to cure his dumb of ass

[thorthedorkworld]

The kingsman fight but Mamma Mia sung by Meryl Streep is playing

[gresit]

superheroes + mirror shots


BONUS: 


[zephyrine-gale]

I love one (1) mandadlorian

[mysieee]

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[marilyndraws]

I am completely enamored with the space cowboy dad and his force-sensitive green baby