Robotic Weasel

Random and funny stuff found on the internet.....But mostly a Nerd Culture Blog

[samwisethewitch]

I literally do not care what the Bible says about any political issue. I am not Christian. Christian scripture should have zero effect on my life or my personal freedoms. 

[anexperimentallife]

[lieberts]

“even amidst the hatred and carnage, life is still worth living. it is possible for wonderful encounters and beautiful things to exist” ‒ hayao miyazaki

[robotic-weasel]

Lily: I'm so upset that I wanna put the book in the freezer

Me: ??????

-proceeds to show the friends clip of Joey explaining how he puts the shinning in the freezer when he finishes cause it's so scary-

Me: oh he does that for THE SHINNING that makes sense

Lily: wait why?

Me: don't you remember how the shinning ends?

Lily: -Mind blown-

[morphmaker]

i rewatched revenge of the sith

[wilwheaton]

hey any one ever tell you you look like that kid from star trek? like the bald guy’s kid?

Tom Hardy? Yeah, happens all the time. They never believe me when I tell them it's just Becky.

[greelin]

i think two weird freak bisexuals can do whatever. Save the world, even

[greelin]

good lord they’re fucking. Please look away. this is private

[tiktokstowatch]

[rosyish]

I’m frothing at the mouth this is my DREAM

[wolffyluna]

#as a professional carnie i gotta say#wlw have a special inate ability at these games i swear to god#there used to be some kind of year#yearly retreat for?? idk what but it was made of almost entirely butch women#and there would be like a whole day the part was just overrun by gay ladies#and when the catering hall let their party out they all wanted nothing more than clean fucking house for their gifriends and wivesa#we all knew it was coming. wed all be like todays the lesbian day guys get everything stocked#and this isnt like the o be weird or something abt butch women being strong or athletic#i mean they would win games of chance way more often than straight couples#gay dudes do not factor in cuz we all suck balls at those games literally they were all awful#one very out gay coworker i had would openly tell them like look from one of us to another keep walking these arent for us they just arent#but girls? girls dating other girls? it was on sight they all won all the time (via @transkeiichi)

[e-v-roslyn]

"Today's the lesbian day guys get everything stocked" is sending me

[salty-rice]

That’s it, I wanna be taken out on a lesbian carnival date and get some plushies

[maraschino-fairy-deactivated202]

wishing all artists a very sincere "get weirder with it" this coming year

[bookshelfdreams]

[sweetteakisses]

The Ophelia dress, loving named after my great great Grandmother

it only took me two months to get some photos. It was so windy out because it's about to rain so I did my best.

I end up not wearing the hat because of the wind but I just felt like a tignon was a better fit. I am also happy I went on and finished knitting the mitts because they work so well. I love a pair of mitts. I ended up making a make shift fichu from some stash chiffon but I think I'll make it an actually fichu because my boobs just won't behave in anything 18th century.

This is another dress that just feels right like home. Im so happy with it. I love wearing it.

[2000ish]

[assthetictbh-deactivated2016010]

seriously it’s 2013 where is this??

[everyday-departure-blog]

2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.

[clowngirlhonkers]

2022 and we cant even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. were basically living in a dystopia.

[emotional-support-puppy]

2023 and we cant even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. were basically living in a dystopia.

[iceslushii]

2024 and we cant even electronically synthesise big macs out of nothing. we’re basically living in a dystopia.

[calebwittebane]

no idea where i was going with this but i abandoned it at the most disconcerting moment possible

[andromedamemes]

I like using brand names as generic terms, because they can lose their trademark and thus their power and brand recognition through genericization. Examples of former trademarks that have now been genericized include Aspirin, Trampoline, and Escalator. Examples of current trademarks at risk of genericization include Bandaid, Photoshop, and Frisbee. If we work together, we can take them down. List of brands we've conquered. You can help by expanding this list.

[wrenchinator-central]

Huh

[apollos-olives]

being a palestinian living in the west is so difficult because you could explain in thorough detail the hardship and suffering you and your family and all your friends families went through and are STILL going through while under occupation and white people at MOST will be like “oh well thank you for sharing your perspective!”

it’s NOT my “perspective”. it’s my reality and it’s my families reality and it’s every palestinians reality and every day we face the news of death and massacres. every day we lose loved ones. every day we sit as our voices are silenced by western media and israeli propaganda and we mourn our innocent loved ones who died at the hands of apartheid and occupation.

every time i return back to my homeland- i see posters of all the people israel has killed. i see posters on the streets and on the walls everywhere of men, women, and children who were killed for simply being born as themselves.

every time my family walks through our cities, my dad points at a poster of martyrs and goes “he was my friend. israel killed him. i miss him every day.”

we’d walk for hours and my dad would point to another poster and another poster and another poster and say “he was my friend. i miss him.” and it feels awful. my dad can never have that time with his friends again, and he can never go back without seeing another one of his friends faces on the walls of our cities.

it’s not just a “perspective”.

you need to understand that with every genocide israel is committing, we lose more and more every day. and just because we’re in the west doesn’t make what’s happening in palestine any less important.

[pissmoon]

People with most mainstream tastes imaginable should not open their mouth on how anti piracy they are btw. Yea no shit you can depend on legal sources to watch Marvel and listen to tswift and Maroon 5. Thank you so much for signing the petition to close that platform that was the only one i could download this 2008 romanian dungeon synth ep from

[football-in-tuxedos]

Cheryl Dunye’s directorial debut, The Watermelon Woman, was out of print between 2000 and 2018. Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace was only available to watch on a pirate channel on YouTube until last year. There is still no way to watch the X-Files spinoff, The Lone Gunmen except to own a dvd box set that has been out of print since 2005. Or to pirate it. It’s on YouTube.

Piracy is incredibly important to keep media that’s weird, or out there or just embarrassing to someone in power, alive. We need piracy and we need to stop being snitches when someone pirates stuff.

[garbage-empress]

[captainlordauditor]

It's not piracy. It's salvage.

[jaqqqln]

The “i wanna be” comic

[pixelartpeach]

If you fall for a social media prank, do you reblog/pass it on to your followers?

[violetthunderstorm]

This is funnier on mobile. It's like hot gluing a coin to the sidewalk but the glue pools out under it making it obvious at a glance that it is a prank.