I am neither a robot nor can I dance...

Bad dancer, not a robot, adult with a supposedly fully developed brain.

[cafffine]

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

[rheumaticrhetoric]

[steeqhen]

[fapper]

HELPPP WHY WOULD THE INTERVIEWER ASK THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE 💀💀💀

[stonerzelda]

reminds me of this bit from a breaking bad interview with jonathan banks lol

[kuromi-hoemie]

hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

[kuromi-hoemie]

this is what shipping discourse sounds like to me

[mysharona1987]

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

[robotsdancing]

Ice cold take: if you have a guest over at you and your partner's place, perhaps you shouldn't mostly focus on your partner and actually treat the guest like a guest!

[transgambit]

what is the truth

[comedyke-deactivated20171209]

they’re married you asshole

[transgambit]

u right, my bad

[h0odierich-deactivated20170708]

[what-ever-what-ever-what-ever]

thats their lesbian daughter

[the-tired-opossum]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

[dragongirlsnout]

2000-2002 Saturn SL1

[miss-wizard]

its shorts actualy

[terraswallows]

Hot take: Being called "good girl" by another trans girl has healing properties science refuses to study.

[crazysodomite]

[defiantlybouncingonit]

Reblog this to reblog from the user you reblogged from

[t00thpasteface]

star trek text posts IV: the one with the anons

[menschy-deactivated20141216]

Visit Original Link

[kushblazer666]

Death Grips - You might think he loves you for your money but I know what he really loves you for it’s your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat

[bebs-art-gallery]

Albert Square, Manchester (1910) by Adolphe Valette | Contemporary Art (2015) by Emily Allchurch

[bread-making-vikings]

the top is an original, from 1910, the bottom is a new version painted in 2015

[spacedouterri]

THE BOTTOM IS A PAINTING????

[open-sketchbook]

also does a really good job reminding the view just how much air quality has improved since we stopped burning coal in every building lol

[cameos]

[despazito]

This Canada day let's celebrate the Hudson's Bay Company once owning 5% of the earth's total landmass now being relegated to a shitty kiosk in select Canadian Tire locations. Good riddance.

[despazito]