Happiness and smiles!

Everything is okay in the end, if its not okay its not the end.

[sapphicseance]

i wholeheartedly believe i deserve fairy wings

[fowllanguagecomics]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[fowllanguagecomics] (bonus panel)

[jessafer94]

out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.

[strangersea]

your work is appreciated

[trainsforbrains]

op i spent entirely too long on this and im sorry

[scarlet--raven-deactivated20230]

It’s 1:30 am and I’m cackling like a deranged witch

[thebibliosphere]

@christinaroseandrews

[wvterways]

“i used to live there” is such a sad phrase. seeing places u used to live in is an odd thing. It’s like ‘i know where the best hiding place is in there. my bedroom was the one directly to the left as you walk in. i took my first steps on that flooring. i used to play in that yard with my grandma. she died two years ago. that was the only place i ever knew. those walls contain all of my childhood memories. i can no longer go there, but i know every corner like the back of my hand.’

[bithighs]

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[pensivefabulist]

I am so grateful for comics like these because if people hadn’t started joking about it I would never have known why i was Like This

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[catchymemes]

Snowing at sea

[thecryptocreep]

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

[iwilleatyourenglish]

i don’t usually bully my boyfriend on the internet but

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

yeah i was there

[jelloapocalypse]

Original Scooby-Doo is hilarious

[movedaccount12345-deactivated20]

Oh look it’s God

[the-worm-man]

He made it with his thought and 0.000001% power

[aqueerkettleofish]

I remember this episode and it’s worth pointing out that all of the villian-in-rubber-mask’s hijinks were explained…. BUT THIS WASN’T.

[tearsovercaprisuns-deactivated2]

how is the kentucky derby not trending on here?? the horse with the lowest odds wins and immediately starts biting everything in its sight, that sounds like a tumblr legend to me

[sneakyspades]

oh my fucking god

[phantom-cosmos]

This horse wasn’t even supposed to be in the race. Horse number 20 (can’t remember it’s name) dropped out the day before for whatever reason, and Rich Strike was just barely able to sneak a spot into the derby before the deadline. Not to mention that this was just some garbage $30,000 horse that didn’t have any kind of impressive breeding (yes I am aware $30k is still a lot, but for a Kentucky Derby horse, that’s chump change). He was the second biggest upset in the history of the Derby, with one other horse (Donerail) winning with 91-1 odds before in 1913 (Which, for reference, I’m pretty sure Donerail with his 91-1 odds still holds the record for the worst odds in the history of the race. Just for context of how shit Rich Strike’s 80-1 odds were. Not THE worst, but definitely up there).

I am in love with this shit horse who wasn’t even supposed to be there, had some of the worst odds in the history of the race, and had the worst starting position who completely destroyed all of the favorites to win. Watching him come up to first right at the last second was THRILLING.

[hyperspacial]

how are you not going to post Rich Strike Chomping Leg.

[mariacallous]

“Let me make quite clear that I am for abortion and, in your case sir, we should make it retrospective.”

— Australian PM (1972-1975) Gough Whitlam, to a heckler while out campaigning (via mariacallous)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kingscrown666]

This works no matter which slice you start with

[perfectquote]

“The best way to predict the future is to create it.”

— Abraham Lincoln

[catchymemes]

[smute]

“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading

[ms-cellanies]

AUTO REBLOG

[itssilentchaos]

[adhd-vibes]

i am so thirsty but my brain is just

does this make sense

[adhd-vibes]

how dare you

[dankmemeuniversity]