The Beacons Are Lit!

▪️Kit▪️34▪️Scotland▪️She/Her▪️

[bioillogically]

therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you

[charitydingle]

Parks and Recreation 4.07 “The Treaty”

[despazito]

Nosy ass plant

[teethsmoothie]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I wish someone would hurry up and invent a game where I help a woman who is permanently dripping mud get a makeover and leave her shitty boyfriend, or perhaps an army game where I lead my troops through basic arithmetic functions such as +10 and x7

[hcnnibal]

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

[hcnnibal]

am i the problem

[mousegirlheart]

op are you a hobbit

[han-leia-solo]

May the 4th be with you!

[tgirl-thucydides]

[lizardsfromspace]

JD Vance defining his whole persona around Being Catholic only for the Pope to loathe him so bad he openly denounces him & then drops dead after just a brief meeting. Congrats buddy that's the worst anyone's ever done it

[lizardsfromspace]

[hannahp0calypse]

watching Seven Samurai

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

i wonder how many they'll need

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

i hesitate even to speculate

[rocket-surgery]

Friendly FYI if we are old school friends but only really see each other once a year and don’t really talk in between and you ask me for my professional medical advice by tagging me in a fb post you’ve made about your rash… I’m going to ignore that. Don’t be rude! Speak to me like a normal person please!

[greengableslover]

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

[heidi8]

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

Will it hit a million notes today?

[heidi8]

Will it hit 2 million notes today?

[pukicho]

will you be the new pope

I’d say yes but I don’t want JD Vance to get me

[sattickate]

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

[not100bees]

How did you find out that the Pope died?

News alert

Watching the news but not specifically a dedicated news alert

Tumblr post besides this poll

This poll

Other social media

A person IRL told me

I found out the Pope died through another method than one described in this poll

Voting ended onApr 28, 2025

[hoeratius]

Imagine it's your last day alive and you're having to spend it with JD Vance 😭

[terpsikeraunos]

he will forever be known as the guy so loathsome that merely interacting with him killed the pope

[flowers4therapture]

a single andes chocolate mint from the olive garden can fully nourish an adult human for up to 96 hours

[elodieunderglass]

This is genuinely the idea behind Kendal Mint Cake

[hylianengineer]

Say what now?

[elodieunderglass]

Kendal Mint Cake is a sort of highly dense lump of sugar flavoured with peppermint oil. It does not spoil, and somehow contains 2x more sugar and glucose than sugar or glucose. It is a purposeful product intended as an emergency ration to give a boost of energy when mountaineering. It is associated with hikers and mountaineers in the UK and is sold in camping/outdoor stores. Typically you keep a packet permanently in your camping bag or car or emergency kit, and just never move or remove it. If the time comes, it’s there.

I gestured a hand across an explanation of a Scottish field geologist character named Ken(dal Mint Cake) stating that he always has a packet of Kendal mint cake somewhere and received a message from a friend saying “I didn’t know you also knew (guy that Ken could conceivably be based on)”. I didn’t. This is just a portrait of too many extant guys.

There are several species of this man crashing cheerfully around the UK receiving deep spiritual pleasure from crouching in a puddle in a howling gale up a mountain nibbling pieces of violent mint sugar and apparently metabolising sufficient joy from this to polish off Kendal Mint Cake in marketable quantities for over 100 years.

Unless they made too much of it originally and are still selling it.

It isn’t sugar cube. It’s sugar to the fourth power. Nobody sounds reasonable talking about it.

[elodieunderglass]

Tumblr users rising to the challenge . You’ll note the recurring theme

Step 1: go on an entirely optional adventure

Step 2: get into an unpleasant condition in bad weather

Step 3: become very uncomfortable and hateful

Step 4: Kendal mint cake

Step 5: access stratosphere with tits blown off

Step 6: summit

Step 7: say “that was lovely”