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she/her 21 i like readn n writin 👍

[roggyroll]

Regulus: *sneaking under the covers*

Sirius: What, and I mean this nicely, the fuck are you doing?

Regulus: *realising he had in fact NOT found the right bed in the dark*

Regulus:

Sirius:

Regulus: heyyyy... remember- remember when we were children... and-

Sirius: *yawning but throwing the covers open* just get in

Regulus: *slowly and wordlessly crawling in*

Sirius:

Regulus:

Sirius: ...are you alright?

Regulus: *mortified* fine. im fine, just sleep. go to sleep.

[the next day]

James: *in tears*

Regulus: actually fuck off I haven't gone to his bed like that since I was nine

James: why didn't you just pretend you'd been sleepwalking?! what happened to "im a slytherin, i never panic"?

Regulus:

Regulus:

Regulus: *dejected* i truly cant put into words how much i hate you and the way you remember everything

[roggyroll]

someone beat me with a stick until i write this au

[roggyroll]

*claws wretchedly up from a dirt pit caked in muck and ensnared in vines, flopping onto my back, only capable of gasping for air*

[kinda-wanna-kiss-your-gf]

regulus:

[breathingdisaster08]

Regulus at Starbucks: I'd like a venti latte with uhm, seven espresso shots

Sirius, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine

[theinvisiblemuseum]

he was cool as heck

[not-rab]

James: Reg have u seen my glasses?

Sirius: oh i’m not-

James: did i leave them in your bed again?

Sirius:

James: wait i found them

Sirius:

James:

Sirius:

James:

[roggyroll]

regulus: you're in his dms, im on his nerves

[roggyroll]

[sirius' initial over-dramatic reaction to jegulus]

Sirius: –i dont even know what to say to you Reggie and James?! you stupid motherfucker, I just never expected this–

Remus: *under his breath* ...brotherfucker

Sirius: –from you, I'm honestly at a loss for words. How cou–

Sirius:

Sirius:

Sirius:

Sirius: what?

Remus:

Remus:

Remus: *shifting awkwardly**clears throat* ...i um... i said... brotherfucker...

Sirius:

Sirius:

Remus: ...because–

Sirius: *cold* yeah no i got it. i got it, thanks.

Remus:

Sirius:

Remus:

James: *incredulous*...really?!

Remus: *hands up in surrender* my bad!

[roggyroll]

Sirius: remus, there's a monster under my bed and im really scared, its hideous

James, on the bottom bunk: go fuck yourself

[roggyroll]

James: *to regulus* i do think that outfit looks really good. but then again, you know id like anything on you... or nothing ;)

Sirius: im right here

Regulus: *to james* yes i think you make that quite clear quite often

James: do you need it in writing? id be more than happy to write it down for when im not able to let you know in person

Regulus: oh? maybe I'll take you up on that

Sirius: again, im right here.

[b0wi3sgir1]

Marlene: do you wanna play 20 questions?

Dorcas: sure

Dorcas: what’s your favorite color?

Marlene, laser fucking focused: circle. Do you like women?

[roggyroll]

[gryffindor common room]

Sirius: why is the head girl running across the grounds carrying... *squints* are those wine glasses?

Everyone: *scrambling to the window*

Remus: shes got a cake too

James: asked me to get those roses from my mum's garden

Marlene: i see crisps and sweets. i think she's planning a romantic picnic

Everyone:

Mary: why are you all looking at me?

[thisliminalspacedaydreams]

Jeggy being jeggy

I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOR

[roggyroll]

what if they all think regulus' animagus would be a cat but he tries and there's just a massive bear in the middle of the room

[roggyroll]

james potter is such a team captain. no matter the country. no matter the sport. whatever universe hes in, hes captain. and hes a damn good one. rugby? captain; quidditch? captain; lacrosse? captain; soccar? captain; gaelic football? captain; basketball? captain; ice hockey? captain; hurling? captain; baseball? captain; volleyball? gee let me think... CAPTAIN.

[redadidassneakers]

Peter: okay James, kiss, marry, kill: moony, pads and regulus?

James: kiss Regulus, marry Regulus and kill Snape

Peter: he wasn’t even an option-