I like a lot of stuff

And ship a lot of ships!!

[passionpeachy]

me when it’s dark and miserable pouring thundering rain outside

[rogue-kitty]

HELP? KINGSMAN FIC HUNT

Looking for a Kingsman fanfic. believe it's on Ao3. I don't remember the title. but I have the gist of a plot. Merlin trains Eggsy as his dog so he can be a Kingsman.

Eggsy saves the world, but since he failed the final dog test their are doubts on him being an official kingsman. So. to prove that he can listen and obey orders and because he failed the dog test, Eggsy must be trained as Merlins dog- he vouched for Eggsy- He has to be Merlins dog. he can't speak- they gave him like a 3 speaking limit-, he has to follow commands. He stays in a dog bed by Merlin when he is working. At the end he loves being Merlins good boy, being his puppy but Kingsman isn't that kinda place, so in the end Merlin does this huge 'it's ok to be kinky at Kingsman. we need a break from being posh' and that's what convinces everyone to be ok with public kink at Kingsman.Roxy has a Gunplay kink, and Percival ends up kissing another agent he's been eye fyuking. And Eggsy loves public people and being Merlins dog.

The story mostly focused on Merlin and Eggsy. I think Eggsy goes to Merlins and he starts training as Merlins obedient pet. But there was other Kingsman agents. Like, Eggsy breaks the no speaking rule because A Kingsman agent was trying to hide that he was hurt on the field and wasnt telling Merlin, so Eggsy spoke up about it. Breaking the rules but for the sake of the agent.I don't remember if Harry is in this fic. But I do remember, quite clearly, Merlin gets Roxy consent to show that they all have kinks and tells Roxy to ask him "to shove his gun up her pretty pussy". And she does ask. Her Uncle Percival exclaims.... something but he is embarrassed cuz that's his niece.

Plsssss tell me I am not the only one who's read this fic. I've been looking for days now and I'm losing my mind.Should I do a post on reddit, I've already looked through all the puppy Eggsy, sub Eggsy, petplay Kingsman tag on ao3.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Pregnancy runs in my family. Over half of my ancestors had it at some point.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

The other big one is death. That runs in the family too. An overwhelming majority of my ancestors experienced death at some point in their lives.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[nunalastor]

source

[imchoccy]

You could tell me you ship Izzy Hands with literally any ofmd character and I would think “yeah makes sense” and I think that’s beautiful.

[hadesisqueer]

I think it's funny that out of 5 Avatars with love interests (we didn't see if Wan had one, and I believe it was recently confirmed that Yangchen is aro? I'm not sure), all of them fell in love with a Fire Nation girl. Except Aang. Lol.

Roku? Fire Nation girl. Kyoshi? Fire Nation. Korra? Fire Nation guy first and then Fire Nation girl.

Aang? Water Tribe lmao.

Then there was Kuruk who fell for both a Fire Nation girl and a Water Tribe girl, and the Fire Nation girl was Rangi's—Kyoshi's girlfriend—mom.

Those books were dramatic.

[deaderthandoubledead]

"I think Stede, Ed and Izzy should fuck." I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence in the room.

"She's right." they say.

I look for the owner of the voice. There in 4th row stands: Con O'Neill himself.

[omghotmemes]

Senpai says you’re welcome

[quintusbenedictus]

Reblogging again because I just realized that if I had this advice in high school I would’ve never made a tumblr account.

[unpopularly-opinionated]

Also works for most of those news sites like WSJ or NYT that only let you read a little bit, or block adblockers. Also some disable the scroll bar but if you go to the right side of the console after hitting F12 and look for the CSS element “overflow” and change it from “hidden” to “visible” then you can continue scrolling for free. Might have to click around on different parts of the page to find it, but it should work.

[dysphoricdionysian]

Dionysus is There.

Dionysus is there in the shivers you get from a drink you didn't know you needed.

Dionysus is there in the excited grin you get when talking about your current obsession.

Dionysus is there in your favourite song that makes you momentarily forget the rest of the world.

Dionysus is there in your smile when your new plant first starts to sprout.

Dionysus is there in the moment when you finally get a breather from dysphoria.

Dionysus is there for me. For us. For you. He is there and he wants us to smile. To feel the euphoria of life. From the R rated experiences, to the minor moments of the day. He cares and shows us through his influences.

Dionysus is there.

And I adore him.

[slimetony]

lets make a videogame how hard can it be

[slimetony]

nevermind you have to know shit about computers

[hthrthebear]

hey!! sorry to hijack this post, but there are a bunch of ways you can make videogames without knowing shit about computers!! 

for starters, there’s Twine, which is fucking great for making all kinds of interactive experiences (it’s what Crystal Warrior Ke$ha was made in so you KNOW it’s good) at all skill levels (i picked it up and made a game in two minutes a few nights ago)

if you want a bit more involved experience there’s Inform 7 which is a simple language for text-based adventure games that reads like slightly-weird English and also relatively easy to learn

you can do some pretty fucking cool stuff with Unity (my personal engine of choice) but you may need to dig a bit farther to get at the good stuff. there’s lots of really good presets though (i made an entire game just mixing and matching pre-existing templates and adding in my own art, won an award at a game jam for that one) and if you want help the community’s pretty dang friendly from what i’ve seen!

this is just a taste of what’s out there from what i’ve seen, but there’s so many cool resources out there. if anyone wants help getting started, i’m around to give you a leg up on making something in the coolest, most unexplored art medium around!

[auttoton]

I’m addin’ to this post because lowering the barrier to entry for making games is super important to me!!!! If y’all have any questions about making games, you’re welcome to come and ask! I made this list a while back with some friends, so it has some of the programs John already mentioned.

2D Editors:

GameMaker : Potential for pure drag-and-drop “programming”. It is recommended to read-up on the program’s functions to make good use of it. Good for prototyping. Uses its own language called Game Maker Language (GML) that is similar to a C language (e.g. C++ or C#). For both Mac and PC; free version available.

Construct2 : Drag and drop level editor that uses an “If-Then” event sheet structure for programming. Good for prototyping and for beginners. For PC; free version available.

GameSalad : Drag and drop with no code requirement. Good for programming. For both Mac and PC; free version available.

Solpeo : HTML5 based game engine for 2D and isometric game development. Some programming knowledge needed. Platforms supported: Chrome, Firefox, Internet Explorer 9+. Free version available.

Stencyl : Drag and Drop “programming,” templates you can edit the variables/values for.

Scratch : Lego-block-style coding platform by MIT; totally free and a great intro to thinking in code. Very kid-friendly and comes with a community site. Browser version available.

3D Editors:

Unity : 3D editor that creates 3D games. Can build games for browser, as an app, or for mobile devices (iOS and Android). For both Mac and PC; free version available.

UDK (Unreal Development Kit) : Full-fledged, highly advanced editor. Features a complete set of tools that go from level design to visual scripting to cut-scene creation. Uses it’s own programming language called Unreal Script that can be arranged with Kismet, a visual code editor. For Mac and PC; free.

2D Art/Animation Software:

GIMP : Free photo editing and digital painting software.

Easy Paint Tool SAI : Free digital painting software with a UI similar to Photoshop.

Mischief : Free digital painting software with an endless canvas.

3D Art/Animation Software:

Sculptris : From the company that created Zbrush, this free software is ideal for beginning 3D sculptors.

Maya : Animation, VFX, lighting, and rendering software.

Magical Voxel : Voxel Art (3D Pixel Art). Very intuitive and quick to pick up.

SketchUp :  Architectural modeling software, great for creating 3D environments and buildings. Free version available.

Text-Based Games:

Twine : Create interactive text stories using Twine’s visual map system that links your game together. Easy to learn and use. End result is browser-based. For Mac and PC; free.

Quest : Interactive text stories that you can build in-browser.

Ren’Py : Create visual novels using a modified version of Python that reads like a combination of stage directions and a CYOA novel. For PC, Mac, and Linux; free.

Audio Resources/Editors:

Indie Game Music : This site offers free indie music with no need to worry about royalties or licenses.

Audacity : A free, open-source, cross-platform sound editor that allows you to record and arrange sound.

Super Flash Bros. : This site allows you to record theremin-like (8bit) sounds and export them as .wav files for your games.

FL Studio : Free music composition software.

Miscellaneous Tools:

Donjon RPG Tools : Randomly generates maps, items, XP, etc.

W3Schools : Web-code tutorial database: HTML, CSS, Javascript+.

Debut Video Capture : Video screen capture to record Let’s Play videos, showcase your game on Youtube, etc.

Korsakow : Free tool for creating interactive and database films.

Processing : Flexible programming language used for visual and interactive artworks and simulations.

From Student to Designer, Part 2 : Tips for making a well-rounded, solid portfolio

Places to Publish/Share:

Itch.io : Platform for self-publishing games

Philome.la : Place to share Twine Games

[nicejewishguy]

@slimetony how does it feel to have your shitpost be turned into a helpful resource

[slimetony]

It feels like a betrayal of every tenant of humor I subscribe to. Helping people is an alien concept to me. It makes me upset.

[mamapluto]

RPG Maker for nintendo switch also lets you build switch games. Those can then be played by anyone who downloads the free app. It IS on the harder side of things, but, y'know, build your own switch game on console, no computer needed. I def do NOT recommend it for switch lite tho, bc it’s really not suited for handheld mode during the building stage.

[weaseltotheface]

Disappointed to not see godot on here which is what I’m using to learn how to make games. It’s open source and royalty free so not only is it a free tool to use that you can contribute to (if you end up getting deep into coding) but if you publish a game there becomes wildly successful you don’t owe any portion of that money to godot

It doesn’t have as big a community as something like unity but there’s still lots of tutorials to use

[littlestpersimmon]

(Collapses to my knees) please commission me for an icon, I have to leave at 4 pm today to pick up some paperwork for my second ID and I don't have busfare.. its already 2 pm pls it would mean EVERYTHING to me.!! Thank you. Each icon is 30 usd. I'll do it legit right away

Pls dm to claim the spot ♡

[littlestpersimmon]

Open again!!

[littlestpersimmon]

Ahh you guys sorry! My cat is running out of food, and is rn on a very strict diet of urinary s/o for a few months to keep him healthy and prevent another UTI, and his next scheduled meal time is in 4 hours 😢 I wish I could lower my prices or let ppl pay half first, but my need for $$ is "as soon as possible".. I get lots of messages asking and I feel super bad for having to say no huhu so pls don't be angry if I don't respond; as this is for my cat whom I love very very much. Yes the comms are still open, and if you can't pay now I'm more than happy to draw for you! But rn they're only open for ppl who have the funds ♡ If that makes sense? Sorry for the word vomit I'm just super anxious about the food, I have to run to the pet supply to get the food asap!

I have 2 slots open still

[tapacamino]

“platonic”

[250m]

Visit Original Link

[notanandalitebandit]

U know the moment we reblog this, three years from now a whole hoard of reblogs will crop up with ‘this aged poorly’ in the tags right

[saint-rouge]

PETITION HERE

[ratherinterestingmilkshake]

what the FUCK

HOW MANY FUCKING HERITAGE SITES DO THEY WANT TO DESTROY THIS YEAR?

[cryptidyuu-boo]

Please, please, PLEASE help sign this petition! You can sign even if you’re outside the UK!

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[iamoutofideas]

we’ve literally just looped back around to 90’s psa interstitials

[grizzlybearofficial-deactivated]

Transcript:

Brad: Hi, I’m brad!

Chad: And I’m Chad!

Thad: And I’m Thad.

Brad: And welcome to—

All three: Lessons with KOK!

Brad: Today, on lessons with KOK, we’re gonna learn about—

All three: Consent.

Thad: Hey Chad!

Chad: Hey Thad!

Thad: Can I slap your ass?

Chad: Absolutely!

Thad: *slaps Chad’s ass*

Thad and Chad: *high five* Nice!

Chad: Hey Thad!

Thad: Hey Chad!

Chad: Can I slap your ass?

Thad: Absolutely Not!

Chad: I respect your decision!

Thad and Chad: *high five* Nice!

Brad: Always remember: F.R.I.E.S.

Thad: Consent is: freely given,

Chad: Reversible,

Brad: Informed,

Thad: Enthusiastic,

Chad: And specific!

Brad: Thanks for tuning into—

All three: Lessons with KOK!

Chad: Nice cock!

Brad: Nice cock!

Thad: Nice cock!

All three: Nice cock!

[phantomjellies]

THERES A TRANSCRIPT NOW

[agender-thanos]

Beautiful.

[rheevalka]

I CAN’T! I GENUINELY CAN’T!

[lakevida]

gonna go ahead and decide that not liking pineapple pizza is homophobic. oh you hate having more fruit in your life? yeah i bet you do. tell me more about the fruits you don’t like. am i one of them

[lakevida]

gonna go ahead and decide that not liking pineapple pizza is homophobic. oh you hate having more fruit in your life? yeah i bet you do. tell me more about the fruits you don’t like. am i one of them