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911 Quote Starter Prompts from 5b

911 Season 5 Quote prompts

Buck: Yeah, yeah. I know I'm the guy who always wants to fix everything.

This is literally our first argument all over again.

I don't want to be something you have to learn to live with. You're so much more than that. You're the best friend I've ever had. And I can't imagine my life without you.

I guess the easiest answer is because I can.

Remember, talking about it makes it less scary.

So, every day is the best day ever? Is that really love? Right? Shouldn't it be when you're at your worst, they're at their worst, you have every reason to give up and you still decide you want to try again.

I'm scared that I've scarred her for life. So how do I get back to that person I wanted to be?

You knew who I was when we started dating.

I'm so sorry for everything that I put you through.

I don't want to be something you have to learn to live with.

I'm tired of being that guy. I'm going to be better.

You're always right. That's kind of our schtick. You're the genius, and I'm the comic relief.

Rookie, you do everything I tell you to do.

Okay. What are you afraid of?

Be brave. Do the thing that you want to do.

I can't be the reason that she's in danger again.

Buckle up, my friend. You're about to have a lot of firsts today. You guys totally fell apart without me.

I don't know how you guys just did that.

I’m afraid. That I’m never gonna feel normal again.

Basically, I did a dumb thing. And I wasn’t sure how to tell you, so instead, I did an even dumber thing.

I thought he’d be taller.

I've been where you are, and I think you're getting stronger. You're stronger than you think you are

Why is your face on the bulletin board?

I'm sorry that I wasn't there for you.

Why would he hate you?

I almost killed our daughter

You really think that I'm getting better?

[Insert name] you need to move on. I have.

I am willing to put in the time. To earn your trust and your respect. If you decide to let me.

Honesty is the best policy. Also, it’s the easiest to remember.

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Starters

 Leverage Quotes Part 2

“I still have that tiara, though.”  “Nothing's more dangerous than the confused when they think they know something.”  “You know, you could have gotten killed. Did you even have an exit strategy?” “You don't work alone anymore, you know that?” 

“What'd you have for breakfast? You smell like gravy.”  “How much money are we talking?”   “ Don't get mad, but…I may have spilled slushie in your car.”  “ Maybe I'm a bigger bastard sober than I am drunk.” “Yeah, blood money buys the best art.” 

“ You can't just make somebody do what you want them to do.” “You’re adorable.” 

“ I have lost my only son. Do you really think you scare me?” “ Screw therapy! That felt really good.”  “ Well, that's very... Catholic.”  “ You know, when you're sober, your metaphors get creepier.”  “Ooh! Found these in the mini-bar.”  “ Look, you know what I can do? I can re-task a satellite. I can get a level-three NSA clearance. But I can't hack a hick.” 

“ I can take the pain--that's what I do.” 

“ That's not the same thing. What's wrong with you?”

“ Please don't poke at the motion-sensitive bomb.”

“ Did you just give a guy a nosebleed with the power of your mind?”  “I want someone to like me. Does that get easier when you're a grown-up.”  “ I'm a grifter, for better or worse.” 

“ You can tell somebody worked for the CIA just from how they stand?” 

“ Remember when I said you had pretty hair? I was lying.” 

“ Eric with a C? Nice and friendly. Erik with a K? Evil.” 

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Dragon Age Prompts

Isabela Part Four 

“Has it occurred to you that maybe there's no justice in the world?”

“It's like a bar brawl. People are continuously pulled into the fray, and nobody remembers why it started.”

“Justice is an idea. It makes sense in a world of ideas, but not in our world.”

“Do men find you intimidating?”

“My women? I am but a shepherd. And what free enterprise are you oppressing now?”

“Opportunities insufficiently guarded. Victimless crimes.”

“Cast a wide enough net, and you're bound to catch something.”

“You are a lovely lady, but Andraste's arsecheeks, you're a downer.”

“Trust me. I've heard, "Get away from me, you pirate hag!" more times than I care to count.”

“I thought it would be... I mean, I don't know. I just don't do family gatherings.”

“If you shove your thumb up his ass, I win.”

“You're tough on the man. I don't see how it's his fault if you missed your chance.”

“How's marriage been treating you, big girl?”

“You don't want my life. Because you have a good heart, and you deserve better.”

“Be flipped ass over tits and hammered like a bent nail?”

“Not that sensual massages aren't lovely, but in a dire situation like yours, you need to get straight to the point.”

“Well aren't you just adorable fumbling for a topic.”

“You could make so much coin with that.”

“Aw... you're blushing! Why? How many lovers have you had?”

“Sailing is like sex. Do it wrong, and it'll make you sick. But do it right, and there's no feeling in the world like it.”

“Some good old fashioned, headboard slamming-”

“I had a husband. He didn't beat me, that's about the best I can say about it.”

“You see, sweetness, men are only good for one thing. Women are good for six.”

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Ask Box Starters

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (2003-2007) Part 2

“He called you pretty boy. Are you going to take that?”

“I’m not gay. I’m questioning!”

“Remember when you told me you'd make out with me if I got you a flat screen TV? Well, pucker up, baby!”

“These shoes won't make me gay?”

“So tell me about poker night. It’s like all the male bonding you want without going to Riker’s Island.” 

“All I have to say to you, is “Pour me a glass of champagne, bitch.”“

“Let me get this straight - your friend, is a straight hairstylist, with wicker furniture? I think he's got something he's not telling you.”

“Can I put my clothes back on?”   

“Oh hi Peanut. Your boyfriend is working on my last gay nerve.”

“You could put a harness in here. Good times.”

“You know what, we're laying in a random guy's bed. Feels like old times.”    “Sorry, ladies before gentlemen.”   

“He's neurotic and needy. God, he's like everyone I date!” “Let's torch the place!” “Are we in the right house?” 

“We sold your children to pay for the furniture. I think you'll find it's a better investment in the long run.”   “Let's go to the mall to pick up boys!” “The theme in the kitchen appears to be: A bomb went off.”

“I know all about good blow jobs, and this isn't it.”

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Dragon Age Prompts

Isabela Part Three

“That's because you're a piss-poor shot. Thankfully, you have other uses.”

“I had you there! You thought I was going to say something dirty!”

“You're no fun.”

“Speaking of romance...”

“Look out for her, will you? Make sure she doesn't hurt herself.”

"The difference between whores and courtesans is...well, they have nicer shoes."

"I... uh. I feel I should say... something."

"At least your mother loved you. Not everyone can say that."

"Family's not just the people you're related to by blood. There are other people who care about you."

“No, I'm afraid I'm really this shallow.”

“Handcuffs, whipped cream, always be on top?”

“What about them? Don't they then deserve justice?”

“The same thing that makes anything valuable. Someone's willing to pay for it.”

“The past's past. I learned that young. If it can't bring you gold or giggles, what's the point in dwelling on it?”

“That night...I can't stop thinking about it.”

“Eh. Our mistakes make us who we are.”

“There's this fantastic thing called "moving on." You should try it sometime.”

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Ask Box Starters

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (2003-2007) Part 1

“Those rascally gay guys moved our dining room!”

“Look at all this wood. It's definitely getting me in the mood.”

“Let's not worry about labels. I won't call you a pervert if you won't call me a big homo.”

“Your clothes are in the basement? That's so Silence of the Lambs.”

“Are you checking out my ass?...Why aren't you?”

“It's a full queen. Just like you!”

“We're stressing out the straight guy! Wooo!”

“If I didn't know you, I'd try to lure you to a wayside rest area.”

“I wouldn't say I broke it. I prefer to say IT broke.”

“Your safety word is 'zucchini.'”

“Now how come he wears this and has a girlfriend, yet I wear these fabulous clothes and I'm single?”

“You put a living room where the crack den used to be!” 

“And he's already pounding the liquor. An athlete after my own heart.”

“The Idiot's Guide to Beer? Who's that much of an idiot that they need a whole guide to beer?”

“This is the most boring porn I've ever seen. Ever.”

“Here's a tip for you: when buying a velour tracksuit: stop.”

“No more musical theater until this room is clean!”

“Sounds like a drag queen with a drug problem.”

“You live in a dump like a crazy person. This is freaking me out.”

“I've died and gone to gay-men's heaven.”

“Finding the porn is always a heart-felt moment.”

“My God, it's like a Toys-R-Us crack den.”

“Repeat after me - I am worthy of highlights.” 

“Life is too short to drink cheap booze.“

[vaor]

I don’t want to disappear without a forewarning.

As of July 4th 2018, the Internet as we know it might be dead for good. 

The European Parliament is passing a new Copyright Directive.  Article 13 #CensorshipMachine will impose widespread censorship of all the content we share online. Art, fanfiction, parodies, remixes, mashups, memes, etc.. Anything that you do not hold the rights over will be taken down. 

Article 13 would force all online platforms to police and prevent the uploading of copyrighted content, or make people seek the correct licenses to post that content. Internet platforms hosting large amounts of user-uploaded content must monitor user behaviour and filter their contributions to identify and prevent copyright infringement. 

Such filters will be mandatory for platforms including YouTube, Facebook, Tumblr, Reddit and Instagram, but also much smaller websites. 

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This doesn’t just affect Europe. The content creators you love are going to be in hot water for sharing their art and writing with you online. Any and all content that doesn’t belong to us will be filtered. Even memes are at risk, as the person who took the original photo may want to file complaints against any platform that allows it to be used without permission. But it goes even further than that.

Last Tuesday (19th June 2018) a group of more than 70 people who have played important roles in building the internet and developing it (Tim Berners-Lee, Vincent Cerf, Jimmy Wales, Mitchell Baker…) into what it is today addressed an open letter to the members of the European Parliament:

“As creators ourselves, we share the concern that there should be a fair distribution of revenues from the online use of copyright works, that benefits creators, publishers, and platforms alike.

But Article 13 is not the right way to achieve this. By requiring Internet platforms to perform automatic filtering all of the content that their users upload, Article 13 takes an unprecedented step towards the transformation of the Internet from an open platform for sharing and innovation, into a tool for the automated surveillance and control of its users. […] The damage that this may do to the free and open Internet as we know it is hard to predict, but in our opinions could be substantial.”

Here is the original Article 13. It’s even scarier. / Link 2 

Here is how to contact your MEPs. 

Here is a full list of everything that will be affected.

Europe is facing a huge problem, and unlike with Net Neutrality, the world doesn’t seem to care. 

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Dragon Age Prompts

Isabela Part Two 

“Ah, I'm alright. Who needs kidneys, anyways?”

“Being close to death is... very bad for my morale!”

“Don't mind me, it's just a flesh wound.”

“You can -handle this, right? I'm just going to- lie down here.”

“Oh, he's not going to be happy when he wakes up.”

“And they say drinking never solves anything!”

“I'd like to, sweet thing, but I can't.”

“Would you also like me to make pigs fly?”

"Coming in here of my own free will seems wrong... like diddling a sister."

"I need a stiff one... and a drink."

"Smells like smoke, burning metal, and aeons of misery."

"Watch out for the squirrels. They can be vicious little bastards."

"Something about this place is unsettling. It's like... underwear that never quite sits right."

"Aww... an empty chest is like an empty bed. What a waste!"

"You're leaving? Just like that? What about sex?"

"Must be something in the water."

"Looking for a ditch to lay face down in? I can recommend one.”

“Now, this needs to be convincing. And you'll need to get creative—call me names, even hit me.”

“Come on, haven't you ever wanted to slap me? Just a little?”

“Oh, and if you do anything nasty to her, I'll cut off your balls.”

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Starters

 Leverage Quotes Part 1

“You know the part of the conversation where I punch you in the neck nine or ten times? We're coming up on that pretty quick.”

“You're not as useless as you look.”

“ That's twenty pounds of crazy in a five-pound bag!”

“ How many plans do we have? Is there, like, a plan M?”

“ Is she injured? In the head?” 

“ Age of the geek, baby.”

“Somebody kiss this man so I don't have to!”

“ He's cheating on you. With a camel. A drunk, slutty camel.”

“I just remembered gravity. And the squishiness of all my manly bits.”

“I'm a professional criminal and I find that disturbing.”

“Did you just kill a guy with an appetizer?”

“ Are you drunk?”

“Technically, no. I was drunk a couple of hours ago. Now I'm just hung over.” 

 “Well, somebody got to fight the injured. Shoot, that's my niche.” 

“Santa Claus has a church?”

“ Horses are much less murderous than I originally thought.”

“ Suffering doesn't automatically make you a hero.”

“ Sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get.”

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Starters

Pride (2014)

“And now I'm in a gay bar.”

“Oh hello, I represent a bunch of screaming homosexuals.”

“What he's trying to say is, you can't make grand, sweeping generalizations. It's not acceptable.”

“I'm sorry, just to be clear, when you say "flamboyance", you mean gay. And when you say "everyone", you mean me.”

“Listen to me, I've seen you dancing round my backyard with no clothes on since you were this high, and I can tell you right now, these gays have thrown better away.”

“Beer's a bit expensive, mind.”

“Oh, Right. Because you're so bloody irresistible, is that it?”

“Maybe we should try to look more obviously gay?”

“When you're in a battle against an enemy so much bigger, so much stronger than you, well, to find out you had a friend you never knew existed, well, that's the best feeling in the world. So, thank you.”

“Every woman is a lesbian at heart.”

“But don't you dare be bringing people from North Wales down here!”

“God, I miss disco!”

“I've never met a lesbian before.”

“Really? I've never met anyone who irons their jeans.”

“I’m a gobby northern lesbian, I tend to scare ‘em off.”

“They called us perverts!”

“Police harassment, dear. I could set it to music.”

“That's the same whether you're standing on a picket line or trolling down Clapham High Street in full drag.”

“[Insert name here]? Your gays have arrived!”

“Do you have a sweetheart, love?”

“Terrific. Let's bring down the government.”

“They will come crawling on their hands and knees, in full drag, to beg you. Beg you for forgiveness!”

“Have some pride, because life is short, ok?”

“You support me, I support you, whoever you are, wherever you come from, shoulder to shoulder, hand to hand.”

“And there's nothing worse than a lost cause.”

“All aboard the deviant’s bus! No pushing, no communal singing, and absolutely no back-chatting the driver.”

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Dragon Age Prompts

Isabela Part One 

"Hmm... strong hands. Could I entice you to leave your order and sign up as one of my crewmen? I could use those strong hands at my... helm."

"She's quite feisty, isn't she?"

"Ha! You might be many things but as you have proven today, you are no lady.”

"Is this the only thing men think about these days? What about the good old obsessions? Breasts, firm buttocks, wet frocks?"

“If we kill them, we get their stuff!”

"Am I getting old, or has ----- become even more depraved over the years?"

“Someone needs a good spanking!”

“I'm too far away! What do you want me to do? Shout at them?”

“I'll make you cry for your mother!”

“I could beat you in my sleep.”

“You hit like my grandmother!”

“We had a short-lived drinking game based on how many enemies you have. It killed a man.”

“Your death toll is approaching natural disaster.”

“And they say violence doesn't solve anything.”

“Can you imagine how sore you'd be if it was your job to bury all of these idiots?”

“Loot the bodies!”

“Nothing like a near-death experience to get the blood pumping.”

“What is wrong with me today?!”

“Oh, let's not do that again.”

“Oh... I need a drink.”

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DAO Starters

Zevran Part Three

“You've had several somethings, I suspect. It's part of your charm.”

“Oh? Where is your comprehension lacking, my friend?”

“From you, that's practically a proposal of marriage.”

“I'm sorry... are you speaking to me?”

“I know. I am terrible and it makes me sad. May I rest my head in your bosom? I wish to cry.”

“So once again I am rejected, just as I am by the cruel, cruel fates. They are harsh mistresses.”

“You say that like it's a bad thing.”

“ So let us pretend that I do, indeed, believe that murder is wrong.”

“ I... I am so confused. I think I may cry. May I lay my head in your bosom?”

“ You are so very cruel. How is it that you do not feel guilty?"

“There is no reason to deny yourself the pleasure of male companionship, after all, yes?”

“ I simply wish to get to know those that I travel with. Is that wrong of me?”

“ You do not seem to be rising to the occasion.”

“I mean no offense. I simply offer my services should you ever feel the need for... release.”

“And that's it? Sounds bloody boring.”

“Didn't you... didn't you desire companionship, during those two years? Two years! The very thought makes me weak.”

“On the contrary, I am often told how very easy I am, my dear.”

“That's rather saucy of you, isn't it? You really have changed!”

“Hmm. Now that you mention it, I...I suddenly rather feel like a delicate mushroom...”

“Oh, I don't know. Could you destroy something as pretty as I am, hmm?”

“One would have to be blind not to realise how very pretty we all are and how important that is to preserve.”

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DAI RP Starters

Dorian Pavus Part 4

“Well, it's not as if I introduce myself that way. "Hello, my name is ______. I like men." Maybe I should start. Some days it seems that's all anyone cares about.” “At any rate, time to drink myself into a stupor. It's been that sort of day. Join me sometime, if you've a mind.” “If I wanted to play the fool, I could be rather more convincing, I assure you.” “I didn't start those rumors. I didn't! My rumors would be so much more detailed” “I don't care what they think about me. I care what they think about us”. “It's all very nice, this flirting business. I am, however, not a nice man.” “I like playing hard to get.” ”I suppose it really depends. How bad do you want to be?” “Quickly? By my standards, we've been positively chaste.” “You are a remarkably bizarre creature.”

“You say that like it's a simple thing, easily imagined. I have no examples with which to compare.”

“I don't enjoy being toyed with. First you're hot, then you're cold.”

“If this isn't leading anywhere, then say so. I'm a big boy, I can take it.”

“Sad that I didn't get to see you naked first, but have it your way.”

“You're the one with responsibilities. I am but an adornment upon your arm.”

“I fully expected to die. It would have been thematically appropriate.”

“I'm just glad I managed to survive. Rather unexpected, all things considered.”

“Allow me to say: women are fine creatures. You, for instance, are amazing above all others. They're just... not for me. That's not so beyond belief, is it?”

“Selfish, I suppose, not to want to spend my entire life screaming on the inside.”

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Magnus Chase Starters

Magnus Chase and the Ship of the Dead starters 

“You have to flaunt the weird, my friends.”

“You’re a strange person.”

“I prefer the term fabulously weird.”

“Where's the gold?"

"It's just kinda strange that I never knew."

"Who is this vision of loveliness?"

“I've also been thinking about your declaration of undying love or whatever."

"Where is she? Where are you hiding the babe?"

 "Whoa, there. Personal space?"

"If those two were any cuter together, they'd cause a nuclear explosion of cuteness and destroy the Eastern Seaboard.”

"I wasn't going to die without doing that.”

“Eat chocolate first, destroy the world later.” 

“Quick, Boy Wonder! To the pottery studio!” 

“Like Godzilla. Or maybe my dad. I have trouble telling them apart.”

“I think the hardest thing we can ever do is see someone for who they really are. Our parents. Our friends. Ourselves.” 

“Exactly! My work here is done!"

“"Well, that's fine. I'm not kissing you.”

"I will use the mead of Kevin!"

"I vote we name it the Big Banana. All in favour?"

“Born ready. Died ready. Resurrected ready. But I'm giving you one last chance. It's not too late to opt for bingo.” 

“And that, kids, is why you should never use a battleaxe without wearing your safety helmet.”

“It wasn't so much a "survival plan" as a plan for dying in a different place.” 

“Typical. Somebody says fruity edge and immediately my name comes to mind.”

“Those crows claim they can help."

“Did you know I once won a beauty contest with my feet?”

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DAO Starters

Zevran Part Two 

So let me get this straight. You have... never wooed? Not once? You are woo-less, as it were?

How will you ever learn how to pleasure each other unless you talk about it?

You speak of her as if she is not present. She is just right over there, you know...  

Mmm. Do I detect a bit of jealousy there? Feeling territorial, are we?

That cynicism will serve you well, my friend. Hold onto it.

And here I was becoming rather fond of the idea of you watching me closely.

You seem rather charmed by the idea

Ah, one day you will realize that you have wasted your youth and beauty on bitterness and suspicion, mark my words.

It is flattery only if I exaggerate the truth to please you. I am but stating a simple fact.

Has anyone told you what marvellous eyes you possess, my dear?

What is so wily of me, o magical temptress?

And why would you lie to me, I wonder?

If you want to bed me, you have only to ask.

I admire you. You are a wicked, wicked woman.

Oh? Are you dispensing professional advice now?

Now that's an interesting thought. You've such a devious mind, my dear. Why have we not made love as of yet?

If you want to bed me, you have only to ask.

I'm just cheered by the thought that you might have picked up a book at some point.

Drunk again?

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DAI Starters

Dorian Pavus Part 3 

If you choose to leave your door unlocked like a savage, I may or may not come.

All this dancing, politics, and murder makes me a bit homesick.

Back home, it's… how it is? Slaves are everywhere. You don't question it. I'm not even certain many slaves do.

Some slaves are treated poorly, it's true. But do you honestly think inescapable poverty is better?

It's not an opinion that makes me popular.

Plus, I was busy drinking. One must have priorities.

Marry for duty, love in secret.

I knew you would break my heart you bloody bastard!

Selfish, I suppose, not to want to spend my entire life screaming on the inside.

I'm too pretty to die!

I looked back and didn't see you; and that's when I thought "This is it, this is where I lose him forever.”.

How do you want to be remembered ______? Valiant yet sexy rebel against the status quo?

Ah, ____. You startled me. You're always so... nondescript.

You can't deny you enjoy butchering my people.

Oh look, we have a bear. Hooray.

I prefer the company of men. My father disapproves.

You're very sentimental for someone who's killed as many people as you have

Trust me, it would give me no pleasure to leave your side.

There you go, breaking my heart.

I don't trust camaraderie. All these people smiling, buying me drinks... it's unnatural.

You are a special and unique snowflake; live the dream

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DAO Starters

Zevran Part one 

"We are ridiculously awesome.”

"Ahh...now I regret that extra pie at lunch. Oh well."

"Be wary. I do not think we are alone here."

 "That's good. The survival rate of ingrates is remarkably low, so I hear..."

 "Hmm... Anyone up for a little bit of naked cliffdiving? No?"

 "Just once I'd like to walk into one of these places and discover a lively dance, or a drinking festival. Or an orgy. But alas, no."

"I have faith in my friends well enough. Faith that they will one day stab me in my back."

"I see where this is going. Downhill. And quickly, too"

"A-ha! I smell a seedy underbelly, warts and all!"

 "That is a sexy sword, and I must have it."

 "You know, you never feel so alive as when you're breaking and entering."

“Slander and lies. For shame!”

“Why not, indeed? It is a mystery for the ages.”

“You are cruel to subject me to such torture.”

“They're called tattoos. And I have them in many more places than just on my back, my friend.”

“You've decided to take the plunge, have you? What is a little pain, am I right?”

“You may ask, but I may choose not to answer.”

“Is this brotherly concern I detect? Or something else?”