D.B - Rolling Nerdy

INFP-T. I am a NAU grad, Dungeon Master, Aspiring Writer, Night Auditor, and all around Nerd. Welcome!

[incorrect-anders-quotes]

Anders: I know a thing or two of the opposite sex. Many of my lovers were women.

Isabela: [pause] We’ll set that aside for a later time…

[rlinarts]

Amity, commissioned by @zalmon135 on twitter <33

[rollingnerdy]

Love this art

[meteorito618]

This is such a mood, god

[rollingnerdy]

big mood.

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

BYE

[beacascabel]

I’m alive! and I’m back! This year was very difficult for me and I couldn’t draw too much, but I think to share my art with all of you could help me to feel better 😊 Nice to see you again!

Here is one of my last sketches 😉

[dungeonsanddecafcoffee]

The one NPC the party likes for no reason: *Does anything*

The party:

[catchaspark]

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

[timefortigers]

sheds a single tear

[catchaspark]

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

[mousedetective]

Happy 14 years now!

[rottenbrainstuff]

Happy anniversary!

[thorodinson]

Everyone fails at who they are supposed to be, Thor. The measure of a person, of a hero, is how well they succeed at being who they are.

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

This went from ‘Clue’ to 'Army of Darkness’ real fast.

Me, when the murder victim’s will was read, and we discovered he’d made a demon deal for success and fortune in exchange for a portal to hell in his basement, which was opening right now because he was dead. (via thedungeonofbaddecisions)

[madeline-kahn]

The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) dir. Wes Anderson

[rollingnerdy]

This really was a fantastic film. :)

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

[heckshowerthoughts]

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

[dontbeanassbutt]

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut Crab: I eat ze coconut

Some dude: cool, cool, got that

Coconut crab: zen I eat ze human

Some dude:

[riverlarking]

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

[archivedbarfblog]

I’ve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

the guy who wrote “if anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my gf” drank XTREME respect women juice

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Historical footage of the last T-Rex serving his country in WWl.

[atlas-the-toad-deactivated20180]

But isn’t that a Jeep? And the T-Rex is holding a…Browning M2? Which wasn’t used until 1933…

 So I think this footage is actually of WW2.

[darth-revan-dark-lord]

I’m living for this historical accuracy

[mediumsizetex]

Many people think it’s historically inaccurate because the Tyrannosaur doesn’t have feathers, but a buzz cut is pretty standard for military personnel.

[clownarmy]

@poshtearex we need an authority on this

[poshtearex]

Totally accurate except that that Rex is a bit bigger so it’s actually a female Rex so she may have been pretending to be a male so she could fight. What an icon she is.

[morning-feathers-deactivated201]

A real hero

[imgetting2old4diss]

Important history

[nuggsmum]

They leave all the important things out of the history books 😑

[infinityuserboxes]

[4444555666777888999]

Ur damn right

[swirlymind]

This user needs the subtitles on or they miss all the dialogue

[kissingeve]

every star trek series since the 1960s: Earth in the first half of the 21st century was chaotic, plagued by social and economic inequality, the disastrous effects of pollution, and a devastating nuclear war

me rewatching star trek in the year 2019:

[masaotheheckindog]

okay so when do vulcans show up and teach us how to do communism

[elfarock]

April 5, 2063 apparently

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

me, waiting outside for vulcans to arrive in 2063:

[wearepaladin]

Paladin Problems #9

Paladin: No.

Local Tyrant: Then you’re failing to follow my just authority as legitimate master of this town.

Paladin: No.

DM: He’s not wrong

Paladin: Motherfucker, I work for God, and let me tell you, that street urchin who tried to rob me earlier has more just authority in their pinky than this guy.

[samrriegel]

[rollingnerdy]

What a mad bastard, a beautiful devious amazing and wonderful mad bastard.