Definitley the real Ronny Regan

Hell Yeah

[organatwins]

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

[dickgirlsdaily]

[organatwins]

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

[dickgirlsdaily]

[coughloop]

How does pjackk know what sex is if he's a robot

[coughloop]

I bet he doen't even have a penis

[pjackk]

Shut your fuck up an suck my pussy stupid ass

[krasnoarmeyets-deactivated191907]

anyway you should always remember that all those foreigners you see dying on the news are just as real people as you are who have just as much interiority as you do. there is nothing about you that makes you more important and it is by pure chance that you are not in their position. in fact, this holds for all of history. every person, no matter the horror of the fate that befell them, had just as much interiority as you do. i feel like some people haven't fully internalized this.

[dreamyintersexpuppy]

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

[dreamyintersexpuppy]

I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me

[kropotkindersurprise]

On April 8 we celebrate the death of Margaret Thatcher, and remember all the lives she destroyed.

[nicolethered]

Happy Margaret Thatcher Death Day to all who celebrate!

[hi-im-kaybee]

jerma: listen... i just really like strawberries and bananas! (suppressed giggle) it's not- it's not weird to like fruit. to enjoy a yummy strawberry on a summer's day! (looks at chat) "strawberries are weird and gross". what?! huh?!? listen to yourself!! what are you even saying?!?

the game he's playing: [grinding corpses to viscera in an abandoned hospital]

[pisces-comet]

northernlion: Do. Do you ever think about those half-time events where they give away free tuition to whichever college student could sink a basketball into the hoop? How fucked up would it be if you were the person who didn't sink in a basketball and your only thought while an entire stadium is applauding your classmate is "If I'd only sunk one more ball in I wouldn't have had crippling debt"? They got college students out here in the damn hunger games and what? (reads chat) "...hey NL it's just for fun you know what fun is right". you're morally bankrupt. and you will never see the light of heaven. motherfucker. (shouting) AT LEAST IF THEY WERE KILLING EACH OTHER FOR SPORT WE COULD BE HONEST ABOUT WHAT IS ACTUALLY GOING ON THERE!!! (adjust headphones) Anyway...

the game he's playing: [pastel emoji matching game]

[crabussy]

playing undertale at last after somehow unintentionally avoiding all major spoilers for my entire online life (UT came out two years before I first used social media) and oh my god. this game is crazycool. lifechanging. I kind of want that gay robot

[crabussy]

I'm almost finished..... fighting asgore right now. giggle. wish me luck

[crabussy]

haha. hey. what does this mean

[crabussy]

FOUGHT HIM. I HAVE 1 HP BUT I BEAT HIM. sorry sad dad but you made me do it

[crabussy]

[crabussy]

[tumblr]

[cutecipher]

sounds like you're about to ban a bunch of trans women ngl

[cat-but-awesome]

a sizeable chunk of girls that i follow got banned for no reason, while at the same time a sizeable chunk of blogs titled (slur)killer started to appear in comment sections that are just allowed to thrive without bans, while these girls get tracked down and banned WITHIN THE HOUR on occasion. get it the fuck together on this platform

[magi-magi-tamamoland-chan]

don't forget the nazi dogwhistle part of the urls

[magia-tamamoland]

don't forget the second termination and post-mortem full account nuke you upgraded me to after I appealed my termination for explicit content that I received after I appealed the explicit flag on an anime screencap with no nudity that had said appeal accepted after I was terminated

[the-tamamoland-of-ill-omen]

don't forget the obviously-retributive termination you gave me afterwards

[hail-dondus]

Finding out Hans Zimmer is a transphobe genuinely had me falling to my knees

[cartoonistfreak101]

Thank you blastybaku for explaining this!/gen

[poetry-protest-pornography]

If you've ever heard a movie score and thought "holy shit, this is incredible", there's like, a 50% chance it was Hans Zimmer who composed it.

This is a pretty major letdown, ngl.

Anyways, fuck transphobes, which includes Hans Zimmer, apparently.

[melodies-stereo]

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion got termed. :/ reminder that staff hates outspoken trans women and trans women in general! SHE GOT TERMED BECAUSE SHE SPOKE OUT AGAINST STAFF. RAISE HELL. DON'T LET STAFF HIDE FROM THIS.

[clickrtrained]

@staff @humans you spineless shits fuck off and die

[melodies-stereo]

ooh look! above me is yet another trans woman staff has silenced for speaking out against them! clickrtrained, one of my best fucking friends, banned by staff; all cuz it called them on their bullshit, just like estrogenesis did. Am i next, Matt?

[pavizi]

i think it's really cool that tumblr's staff actively despises trans women but my notes are constantly filled with sexbots impersonating trans women for profit spam-replying to every single person who comments on my posts. you're cool with the fetishization of my identity for profit but if an actual trans woman posts a fully clothed selfie you nuke her from orbit. very cool. chipmunk my balls 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[dogpuppy]

[princess-of-phyresis]

gardevoir is tma

[princess-of-phyresis]

I think about this piece by tcg artist Gapao a lot.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

what's the point of initiating conversations with people when 99.9% of them turn out to be normies

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

okay. how do I put this. if you approach interactions with strangers as if the vast majority of them are unbearable losers who aren't worth your time, you will find yourself not liking most of the people you meet because you'll be looking for any excuse to write them off as unbearable losers. I know this is hard to hear but sometimes the problem is you.

[chillyfeetsteak]

[headspace-hotel]

There is not a single person alive who doesn't have something fascinating and beautiful about them...

Your life is only a slight sliver of the range of human experience that is out there. What you have experienced overlaps very little with what others have. you will always find something you could never expect

[asteroidtroglodyte]

My grandmother liked to tell a story:

Man is traveling to new town on foot. Just outside town, he passes Old Woman weeding her garden. Man asks Old Woman what people are like in town up ahead. Old Woman ask Man what people were like where he came from. He says they are rotten bunch of losers and deadbeats. Old Woman clicks tongue, says that is too bad, he will likely find nothing but the same up ahead.

Next day, different Man is traveling; same road, same woman, same question:

what are people like in town up ahead?

What were they like where you are from?

Oh, lovely people, kind and considerate, I will miss them terribly

The old woman smiles, says; I think you will find the people in town very welcoming.

You find what you look for. Many kinds of People.

My Father told a condensed version:

If every room smells like shit, check your shoes

[devilishbirds]

ohhh boy i love fanart!!

[devilishbirds]

why is he white

[halles-comet]

Quick while the astronauts are no-transmission behind the moon let’s arrange the continents into a funny shape

[tsukinoinaba]

we remake Pangaea and make them think they went back in time.

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

never getting over how genuinely distressed tai lung looks when po does his shuffling trick. mid fight this man stops and panics because he cant figure out a childrens magic trick

[floople-doople]