Some D&D Session Quotes to help my mental health from last session
*After Dune (my Water Genasi Druid) and Laz (Satyr Rogue) had some smexy time in the pool*
DM: So, as you walk throught the bathhouse you see bedrooms, an activity room.
Laz, ooc: You said bedroom twice...
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*Ulrus (Half-Elf Cleric) after drinking Sake laced with an aphrodisiac*
DM: You see Ulrus touch his elf ears.
Ulrus, ooc: How can I touch my elf ears? I have a helmet on.
DM: Oh, you do have a helmet, just not on that head.
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DM: You walk into the room, seeing humanoids, both male, female, and hermaphrodite.
Dune, being an hermaphrodite: I feel at home here.
Vanessa, our Bard, ooc: Are they all humanoid?
DM: No, not everyone. Like the donkey in aisle 3
*Table bursts out in laughter*
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NPC, after being coated in hot melted chocolate: Papa is a bad boy.
Vanessa, from the distance: I'm a girl!
