IN DUE TIME

31 / M / USA -> Aus. Happily taken. Quiet blog for jokes, historical content, and occasional NSFW. HEMA practitioner. Ask me anything about swords.

[roosterheatwave]

About

Hi. A long time ago this was an aesthetic blog for a character with a bad blog theme that's nearly 8 years old. Now it's a personal space in which I post about nonsense. Do not expect consistency.

I either go by Rooster or by E. Educator, writer, roleplayer, HEMA practitioner who will not stop talking if you ask him about historical swordplay. Purple and red are the best colors.

Open to asks, DMs, whatever.

Current tag list, probably:

#oh that's me - Selfie tag.

#s0rdz - HEMA/fencing/martial sword things tag.

Will update this as I feel like it.

[placeeee]

[homunculus-argument]

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

[homunculus-argument]

my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

[catgirlwheels]

...how does it taste?

[homunculus-argument]

bad

[writingtoolofdubiousintegrity]

the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour.

By adding milk to sour water you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I'll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.

[homunculus-argument]

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

[vieneinpace]

William Etty's Male Nude, with Arms Up-Stretched (1828) revamped by Astra Zero

[goldensunset]

when the characters never really make peace with it

[tssbnchn]

'Orange' - In the Field of Color, Tássia Bianchini, Oil on linen, 100 x 140 cm / 39" x 55", 2024

[rubedeckillerofficial]

Drives me genuinely insane that kids-only spaces on the internet like Club Penguin were destroyed because companies realised that there’s only so much profit you can squeeze out of children with no disposable income, so now kids are being forced into adult spaces on the internet where the profit model is to find the most viewers you can passively expose to ads that nobody is clicking on so all online media is slowly turning into Mr Beast Elsagate nightmares, and for adults this means giving your ID to companies owned by businessmen with Epstein connections to keep the kids “safe.” Clown internet.

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[calleido]

british smallsword ca. 1780-1810

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[dismissive jerkoff gesture]

[drlangdons]

Tumblr culture is everybody reblogging those posts about wanting asks from each other and nobody sending each other asks

[goodblunt]

(nonchalant) (rock hard) i sense that you kill a lot of people

[qqchurch]

[advanced-passenger-train]

[shisasan]

“At midnight, in the month of June, I stand beneath the mystic moon.”

— Edgar Allan Poe

[blackhoody]

[p0tato-kn1shes]

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

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