messages from my deep waters

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sunfortune]

the batman (2021)

the joker: HAHAHAAHHA H HA HAHAHAHAH HA

robert pattinson: …………………………effervescent

[strawbebbiefields]

sam and t'challa strolling around nyc and sam pointing to every stray cat and asking t'challa “do you know him?”

[oops-all-birbs]

T'challa pointing to every single bird and asking Sam “are you related?”

[hulkkink]

sam and scott walking around nyc, sam points to an ant and asks “do you know this one?” and scott replies “yes actually. that’s antwanette.”

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Read more here:

Adobe Tells Users They Can Get Sued for Using Old Versions of Photoshop

"You are no longer licensed to use the software," Adobe told them.

[awsomelink]

Friendly reminder that GIMP does pretty much everything Photoshop does, and it’s 100% free. Fuck DRM and the license culture, we have plenty of open source options available to us as a consumer.

[socialistexan]

Lightworks is a freeware video editor on par with Premiere

Blender is an excellent freeware 3D renderer,possibly better than After Effects

Lightzone to replace Lightroom

Inkscape to replace Illustratr

Audacity to replace Audition (I also received a free version of Pro Tools with my Scarlett Solo audio interface)

If Adobe is going to be greedy shitheads, then fuck ‘em. Don’t use their stuff. Freeware can be just as good, if not better, than Adobe CC.

[ambellinaleander]

Here is an awesome référence https://twitter.com/Everblue_Comic/status/1128043039971086336

[hoetipsbyangel]

a man: hey

me: that’s enough

[grawly]

[rosaliestrap]

Im Batman

[usersukuna]

Alright people, let’s do this one last time. My name is Peter B. Parker…

[futurist]

samuel l jackson rlly just called marvel fans uncultured SKLDLLDLDKDKDD

[metgala2018]

[goodzillo-moved-deactivated2022]

[angelicguy]

talking to my infant son like im a youtuber

[looking4myson]

Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food

[wildxwildxwest-deactivated20190]

Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? But you’re dummy thicc and the clap of your ass cheeks lead you into an imperial ambush. Same as us and that thief over there.

[firstborn-of-akatosh-deactivate]

“They say Ulthicc Stormcloak murdered the high king… with his ass! Clapped him apart!”

[hydro-homies]

A Good Old-Fashioned Midwestern Apocalypse

[deviantsnart]

hey gamers

[sludgejudy-deactivated20170915]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[beesbutreal]

So my high school’s drama club did The Bad Seed, a play about a child who brutally murders people. Later, the girl who played the part of the murderer was cast as a gay character and she refused to play the part because it “went against her morals”

[iflipforrizzles]

People calling themselves hetero when they can’t even keep their morals straight

[brbjellyfishing]

[lesbomatriarchy]

Do y’all remember when the lizard lady from Doctor Who kissed her wife and everyone was like homosexuality shouldn’t be on television and it was like…she’s a lizard

[bump-into-things]

Hozier did an improvised Q&A on twitter tonight

And lastly, my favourite

You can’t dislike him. He Is We