electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect
yeah no its just a bunch of LEDs that turn red, it only boils water because you expect the water to boil
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trying on a metaphor
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect
yeah no its just a bunch of LEDs that turn red, it only boils water because you expect the water to boil
this is still so funny to me
I legit think Tumblr should just be removed from the ios store so we can get titty n cock back. It's a sacrifice that I'm willing to make
when i get mad i’m gonna start saying shit like “why i oughta” as i wind up my fist
how dare you be funnier than me on my own post
great job everyone lets hit the showers
imagine being able to listen to carry on my wayward son, objectively a fucking banger of a song, without inflicting psychic damage on yourself
how DARE you keep this in the tags
every family should include…
tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes
the curse of being on this website is knowing that shit like cottagecore and dark academia and the obsession with mushrooms and whatnot started on this godforsaken platform and not tiktok
the mushroom thing started with a fucking shitpost where it ends with "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" "im not fucking scared of you!"
"op what does this mean" "decay is an extant form of life"
I KID YOU NOT
hello and welcome to “is this word tumblr approved?” a post where i take it upon myself to find out if a word is still approved
NUT
status: approved
BALLSACK
status: approved
MILKERS
status: approved
MILF
status: banned
MILFY
status: approved
It's that or "Just rely on your wealthy relatives! Everyone has those, right?"
stop this is so cute.....🥺
Just fyi she made it clear that that is her brother, not her bf !
Peak dumbass sibling energy
confusion
anticipation
pure joy
When the gag you’re about to pull is so goddamn funny that you can’t pull it because you’re too busy laughing your ass of at how utterly and delightfully silly it is.
After 3mins???!
speedrun
concrete meaning "not abstract" predates concrete meaning, you know, the material, by about two hundred years or so
guy who invented concrete was like “this is the least abstract thing I’ve ever seen”
the other day one of my coworkers halfway referenced the spiders georg post but stopped before he actually reached the spiders georg part. like. I can't be sure that that's what he was doing but one coworker said "yknow. people swallow several spiders every year" and my other coworker said "well that's just- it's not true. it's a- no, you'd wake up" and just. there was a look in his eyes. I just know
waging psychological warfare against one of my team leads starting tomorrow