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[youbetyourbuttons]

Happy Trans Visibility Day!

To celebrate here’s a masterlist of my fics including trans representation! Transphobes can eat shit 😋

Bagginshield

The Winner Takes It All Rated T, 50k, trans Bilbo

Devotion to Pleasure Rated E, 5k, trans/omega Thorin

Thorin’s Bottom Growth, Rated E, fanart, trans Thorin

Make Sure It Takes Rated E, 6k, trans Thorin

Take It, Bitch Rated E, 6k, trans Bilbo

Laying Claim Rated E, 11k, trans/omega Bilbo

Plant Your Seed Rated E, 37k, trans/omega Bilbo

Tolkien Rare Pairs

When the Smoke Clears Rated E, 12k, Dis x Lobelia, trans/alpha Lobelia

Open Up Rated E, 5k, Nori x Dwalin x Bofur, trans Nori

Good Girl Rated E, 5k, Tauriel x Kili, trans fem Kili

FiliOri

Lured by Fate Rated E, 10k, t4t

Fate Finds a Home Rated E, 10k, t4t

Hushed Kisses and Wandering Hands Rated E, 5k, trans Ori

Loyalty, Lust, and Love Rated E, 11k, trans Ori

BG3

Red Wine Supernova Rated E, 15k, bloodweave, trans fem Astarion

The Pitt

Take a Deep Breath In, I’m Your Oxygen Rated E, 9k, hucklerobby, trans Robby

Padam Padam Rated E, 16k, hucklerobby, trans Dennis

And plenty more to come!!! I will never stop writing trans pleasure or love. We deserve joy too!

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[power-handmaiden]

when I was in high school I had a literature teacher who had a policy of unlimited extra credit. All you had to do was read a book by a notable author (his discretion) and have a little chat with him after school to prove that you read it. No limits, no need for variety (one month I decided I really loved Kurt Vonnegut and just read everything of his I could get my hands on).

Yes, I was tearing through books constantly, and talking to this teacher at least weekly. Because even though I always loved reading as a kid, literature was always a very weak subject for me in terms of a teaching-to-standardized-test school setting (I just do awful on "what color were the curtains" type multiple choice questions. Those details don't stick in my memory THEY JUST DON'T). But that didn't matter for this class. I could just read my way out of any bad test score. I have always had fond memories of how I "fudged" my way through that class and "abused' the extra credit policy.

I was thinking about it again today, and only just now realized that he absolutely tricked me into being well-read, while my teenage self thought I was totally getting away with something. THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I hope he's doing well.

[novanillacake]

Nyma/"Lady Khadija"💖

Though she was wholly unsuited to the warrior's path, Nyma found alternative ways to wear her strength and posture.

Perhaps, in a way, her childhood idol would still be proud.

[hattedhedgehog]

Baby Dwalin with a baby goat, for @werpiper.

Part 2!

[whitsantos-twinism-truther]

failed conversation between me and my best friend = failed whitsantos conversation

context for first text: i thought too hard about the future

context for last text: she stepped on a cricket

[hattedhedgehog]

Part 2, Mama Lin comes to bb!Dwalin’s rescue.

Part 1.

[whitsantos-twinism-truther]

when Trinity first moved into her two bedroom apartment in Pittsburgh, she had, so sillily, figured that if she were to acquire a roommate it would be a woman (because in what world is she inviting a man to live with her?). thinking this, she bought matching toiletries for the bathrooms.

then, Dennis, who is notably a man, moves in with her. the first night, Trinity kind of laughs it off, saying, “this isn’t really a situation i was prepared for, we can go get you some 3 in 1, or whatever it is that you use, in the morning.”

not wanting to be a bother, he replied, “no, don’t be ridiculous! i’ve always wanted to smell like…” picking up the shampoo and body wash, he continued, “lavender and roses.”

a few days later, they’re standing around the nurses’ station with Victoria and Mel when Mel, sensing something, leans in close to them and breathes in their identically scented hair. “why do you guys smell the same?”

Trinity and Dennis had taken every precaution so that no one would suspect them. Trinity, not wanting anyone to find out about the circumstances that led to them living together (out of respect to Dennis), tries to answer, “well-”

“it’s what she had.” he, accidentally, interrupts with a shrug, completely oblivious to the possible implications of sharing shampoo with Trinity.

then, Mel asks, “you… are using her shampoo?”

Trinity is just a second too late to stop him from absentmindedly replying, “i mean, i’m staying at her place.” she just looks at him, telepathically saying, what is your issue???

Victoria, ever the gossip seeker, asks, through a grin, “you’re staying at her place?”

finally, it seems to click for him, and he cringes, “oops.”

Trinity just throws her arms up, “‘oops’ he says,” and rolls her eyes.

[arthfsac]

So... coff coff...Mtg Hobbit set, heh? (WIP)

[whitsantos-twinism-truther]

farmboy whitaker:

[killer-buzz-queen]

Today is the only day you can reblog this

[misscottontale]

Commission for @fantasyinallforms based on their fic

‘Surly and Obstinate’ on Ao3!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[yokolate]

PRINCESS MONONOKE (1997) — dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[dancingthroughthedarkwithyou]

Jack keeps accidentally ruining Robby's relationships. And it's not like he means to! They're just never prepared for how present Jack is in Robby's life.

It isn't his fault that he arrives at Robby's after work only to find Katie- the current girlfriend of the seven week period- making pancakes and it isn't his fault that the first thing out of Jack’s mouth is "But there’s no lemon in the house." He's tired and his leg is killing him and there is no lemon in the house. Jack knows the contents of Robby's fridge better than his own at this point.

"Lemon?" Katie asks, looking confused and glancing between them. Jack supposes that maybe she didn't know that he came over after work if Robby had the day off.

"Yeah, lemon. Robby likes his pancakes with butter and lemon juice like an insane person." Jack points out. Surely she should know this by now. It's week five.

"I like it without, too!" Robby tries to insist, but Jack already is pulling up a delivery app so one can be obtained.

"No, you don't." It's a statement because he doesn't.

He's seen Robby turn down pancakes more than once if a restaurant doesn't have lemons. Jack’s seen him ask for some for his pancakes at hotel buffets and not even nice hotel buffets. The lovely people of the Holiday Inn Express in Dallas are still probably perplexed by the man who brought his own lemon juice on vacation, but Jack likes to be prepared and does not like listening to Robby whine while eating rubbery scrambled eggs two hours before Jack is set to give a presentation.

"Robby ate them with syrup last week." Katie insists and Jack actually laughs.

"She's got jokes!" Jack says, not realizing yet that he's stepped in it because he's tired and his leg hurts and he's not even sure why she's here- Robby never schedules his girlfriends to be here during Jack's mornings. Those are supposed to be dedicated bro-times.

He pays extra for an expedited delivery and tucks his phone back in his pocket, satisfied now that it's on it's way. When he looks up, he finds that Katie is looking dejected by the stove and Robby is glaring at him. The penny drops.

"You ate syrup?" Jack asks, much in the same way one would say 'you ate battery acid?'

"I eat syrup." Robby tries to save it, but it's utterly unconvincing. "The pancakes were really good, I swear." Somehow, that manages to sound even less convincing, which Jack has to marvel at.

He needs to prioritize a tactical exit.

"I'm gonna shower. My crutches still by your bed?" Katie's eyes are wide, her mouth open in shock, and Robby's turning a horrible puce color. A tactical exit is out the window, all that's left is a rapid, inglorious retreat. "I'll find them myself. 10 minutes until lemon."

By the time Jack's out of the shower, Katie is gone and next to the bowl of pancake batter is a single perfect lemon. Robby's huffy, but Jack knows that once he cooks the pancakes, slathers them in butter and a drizzle of juice with a delicate dusting of powdered sugar and fresh zest on top, Robby will have forgiven him. It really isn't Jack's fault, not at all when you think about it. She shouldn't have interrupted bro-time.

[numenor-archive-deactivated2018]

one really hilarious trope i find in bagginshield fanfic is bilbo being an expert gardener, because in the books he literally never gardened? he hired hamfast or sam to garden for him? 

imagine… bilbo doesn’t have a green thumb. bilbo has a thumb of death. thorin trusts bilbo to plant some shit around dale because gandalf tells him hobbits are are super good at planting things. bilbo does it. everything dies. 

[numenor-archive-deactivated2018]

since this has garnered a lot of attention (something i didn’t expect considered i posted this at 1am before finals week) i thought i should address a few things. i should clarify that i’ve been more referring to book canon with this post— specifically, whether bilbo’s ability and past experience with plants 

@brujahinaskirt brought up an interesting point about bilbo’s tendency to be attracted to non sustenance plants, a trait that becomes relatively distinct in queer lodgings, ex: ”[bilbo] looked at the flowers in the garden, wondering what their names could be” & etc. as is recalled in lotr, “[hamfast] had tended the garden at bag end for forty years, and had helped old holman in the same job before that.” so i don’t think bilbo is overfond of gardening, and i don’t know if i could even consider it a hobby. the only mention of bilbo taking a personal interest in sustenance crops is in fotr, constantly [consulted hamfast] upon the growing of vegetables - in the matter of ‘roots’, especially potatoes.” that doesn’t suggest he’s good at it. 

i’d also like to touch on what made bilbo be considered “queer” by other hobbits: his interest in books and maps and elves and dwarves. so i’d point out that his gardening (or lack of it) is not one of the traits which places him similar to others, but apart. 

[cheesegoblin04]

Love me some whitsantos

[sh5]

wanted to draw a bebé <3