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I don't even know she/her

[megamindsupremacy]

if you make a generic fandom post that could reasonably apply to literally any fandom you will earn tags from the most niche out of left field glup shitto ass fandoms you have ever seen. What the hell kind of ship name is spangel. meljayvick is just letters. why are there so many fandoms that are [noun] [roman numeral]. and WHO is detective beebo. I say this all lovingly but sometimes i feel like im being goncharoved in my notes.

[megamindsupremacy]

wait that’s so funny how in the world did our bone cathedral breach containment. it feels like a highly specific situation, to be so totally honest with you

[chronicallyhomoerotic]

this is a poem. To me.

[pudulogy]

for all of you:

[throathole]

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

[throathole]

INCREDIBLE response

[10blue10]

Are you asexual and do you own a waffle maker?

I am asexual and don’t own a waffle maker

I am asexual and do own a waffle maker

I am not asexual and don’t own a waffle maker

I am not asexual and do own a waffle maker

Voting ended onJul 30

This poll was inspired by the previously reblogged post (OP @teaboot) It is objectively silly but I want to see what, if any, correlation there is between being asexual and owning or not owning a waffle maker. And I’m not saying being asexual is why I don’t have a waffle maker, correlation isn’t causation, blah, blah, but also, this is funny.

[strombolicious]

[teathattast]

reblog to do this w your mutuals

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[newbarktownalumni]

[thelegendofjenna]

I'm trying to take the high road but I'm like, dragging myself bleeding and sobbing along the high road while looking so so longingly at the low road

[rattyjol]

#AND that fucker taking the low road is going to get to Scotland afore me. very annoying.

[yayxstitch]

I'm sorry if you've already answered this or posted it somewhere and I missed it but what pattern are you using for the red knight cross stitch? Is it one you drafted yourself? I tried to look for it and came up empty handed 😭 it's coming along beautifully!

No worries I haven't mentioned the pattern. Honestly it's floating all over pintrest and facebook so I'm not 100% sure of the creator. Here's a tumblr link to it.

Post by @dramaticvictorianfemme · 1 image

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And here is the pattern.

[hellenhighwater]

I forgot to eat dinner so I'm having 11 pm corn on the cob. This counts as a meal

... It's possible that I really need to do some grocery shopping

[hellenhighwater]

Okay for those of you living in pitiful ignorance, take a raw ear of corn with the husk on and cut all the way around the base (as pictured: above the point where the husk meets the cob, so that the entire husk is severed but still wrapped around the corn. Do not cut through the cob.) Then, with the husk still on, microwave it for 5-7 minutes. It'll basically steam it inside the husk. Remove from microwave --it will be hot, so use a mitt or a towel--and firmly pull the top of the husk/silk, which should come off easily in one piece, unsheathing a flawless corn on the cob. If it doesn't, you probably need to cut a little higher around the base, so all the leaves are severed. No picking off silk!

[hellenhighwater]

For the nonbelievers (and for me, a second corn)

[hellenhighwater]

This website works so well

[a-book-of-creatures]

I knew I was getting close to Textile City. I could see their monument, a colossal weaving device, looming in the distance.

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

That particular disappointment of the more literate-than-average child upon discovering that “gaol” is just pronounced “jail”

[digitaldiscipline]

what

[miseria-fortes-viros]

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

[blackrosecrafting]

After scrolling for like an hour to find a crafting post I know I made, I decided that maybe I do want a sideblog for my craft projects. I'll probably reblog to my main account, but now I will be able to find things!

[unpretty]

pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.

[unpretty]

happy ten year anniversary to the dick wizard

[official-penis-posts]

The penis

The penis has been freed

yes

YES

the penis is out

[officerhaughtstuff]

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

[heterokatedison]

is it too early or can we start screaming now

[heterokatedison]

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

[jorolle]

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[frownyalfred]

“Dick Grayson is Bruce’s greatest accomplishment” “Nightwing is everything Batman can’t be” “Dick is the best of us”

And. AND. There’s so much of Bruce in Dick, so much of what he could have been without the trauma and self-imposed isolation, that when the JL talks about Nightwing being so good in contrast to Batman, they don’t always realize how much of that goodness is Bruce’s.

Dick stands on his own as a team leader and a kind man, but to say he built himself from the ground up would be a lie. Bruce filled in the cracks around an angry, traumatized child. He gave Dick what he didn’t have. His goodness lives on in Dick because it can’t always live on in him.