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Thanks to my friend, Grace and Simon now write love letters to each other in my version
Adrian introduces Simon to grace like how beekeepers introduce a new queen to a colony: they either put him in a hamster ball to roll around in inside of graces dome or they put their enclosures next to each other and let them stare at each other.
Thanks to my friend, Grace and Simon now write love letters to each other in my version
I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing
my personal take on the matter
comforting head bonk to make up for my feeble human lifespan
the post I stole this from got reblog turned off but I wanted to rb it so here
basically selfshipping
new personality test dropped
unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!
(warning: loud chirping throughout)
source: hellgate osprey cam
Ospreys also do not eat birds, or anything except fish for that matter, unless they are starving! These ospreys are confused as fuuuuck they have no real reference for what they should do, because the starling baby also doesnt understand that theyre trying to make it leave. would be like if an alien showed up in your house and it just ignored you trying to scare it away
Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things
I love the idea of teenage Peter Parker never having his secret identity respected and constantly being borderline stalked by Iron man and Nick Fury so he just assumes every hero-vigilant already knows who is he because when has he ever been allowed to have anything resembling privacy?
Cue him walking into meetups with other supers and just taking off his mask to eat or chat completely oblivious to how he’s sending the nearest adults into a full panic attacks at the realization that Spider-Man Is a actual kid. Like not even a can’t drink kid, or can’t rent a automobile kid, but can’t drive a car alone kid.
Like they just handed this 15 year old a explosive and infiltrated a human trafficking ring with him ten minutes ago meanwhile he’s probably still learning geometry and has to go back to school shopping every August
I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like
celestia is such a funny character like she's constantly manipulating twilight and friends to do shit instead of just asking and you could arguably frame that as being bc she's a "god" and pushing fate to her design or whatever, except that she engages with the group like a normal and relatable person, which makes it more like villainous machinations, except 90% of this manipulation goes towards things like "I don't want my party to be boring shit again. put my little country girl blorbos in there with zero prep so they fuck it up bad"
you think you've fucked anything up around princess celestia and she's like heh. no worries. all according to keikaku
Celestia instantly makes more sense as a character when you ignore the princess stuff and remember that she's a 1000+ years old wizard. Of course she does manipulative trickster stuff to teach moral lessons and/or cause chaos to amuse herself, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course sometimes she's actually socially awkward and bad at personal relationships and has bad ideas that she thought were good that result in her eating shit embarrassing style, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course she lets the aristocrats and nobles run around being assholes she's still running on wizard advisor programming, she's basically trying to merlin the entire upper class of equestria instead of just a king and some knights. "Yeah uuhhh we'll release the incarnation of chaos himself from his ancient prison because we think this shy girl can be friends with him", terrible plan if you're thinking like a ruler, amazing plan if you're thinking like a wizard. Just look at Canterlot 'Castle' for five seconds and ask yourself if that's in any way a castle. No. Wizard tower, yes. Wizard.
You are so right actually
accidentally fell into somebody’s chimney
They really said
i love how OP is wailing over being set on fire but manages to remember to close the door behind him when he leaves the house.
the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.
Worlds worst polycule 💕💞💞
When ppl were posting abt Lego Spider-Man being Miguel’s fav it reminded me of. Yeah.
