alieswfs

am a moo, dont lurk

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[dogpuppy]

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

[futchcassidyandthecumdancekid]

​still genuinely might be the best own ive ever seen in my fucking life

[dogpuppy]

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[ceaselessims]

KIM KITSURAGI — "I do not like women, Harry."

RHETORIC [Easy: Failure] — Kim Kitsuragi is a misogynist.

[dwinkus]

nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

[cigarettesforcats]

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

[dwinkus]

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[swarnpert]

*right clicks on you*

[swarnpert]

*views your properties*

[gummiehell]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[studentofetherium]

i hate that "that that" is grammatically correct. why is english the joke language

[studentofetherium]

by the way, this post was inspired by some writing i was doing last night where i wrote "that that" and got so mad that i had to take a break for the rest of the evening

[toskarin]

it's understandable that that "that that" that ended your writing session would inspire a post like that

[liberalsarecool]

Cosign.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you know when you get Autism Mad. like something happens in a non-ideal way and in your brain you know it literally doesnt matter but in your other more autistic brain youre like screaming & scrying & shitting the bed etc. i think you should be able to go into settings and opt out of that. i have better things to get upset about than failing to put up a decoration on the optimal day or being too stubborn to solve a problem via simple communication

[despazito]

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

[3000s]

wait a minute..... these arent my memories

[3000s]

ughh. why does my head hurt

[mousegirlheart]

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.