"One time, Audrey peed on a carpet."
"I remember that! Wasn't that only like a few years ago?"
"Yep."
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@rosexsons
"One time, Audrey peed on a carpet."
"I remember that! Wasn't that only like a few years ago?"
"Yep."
@rosexsons liked for a starter with Queen Sleeping Beauty for Adonis
Aurora smiled to herself as she came into the dining room for breakfast, it was rare to find her son up so early, but a welcome sight all the same.
“Good morning. You’re up early this morning.” She greeted Adonis with a kiss on the head.
Adonis smiled as his mother kissed his head before starting to make a plate. “Morning, mom. I just thought I should get an early start to the day.”
@rosexsons liked for a starter.
“And how are you today Austin?” She put a hand to her grandson’s shoulder. her normally cold eyes filling with warmth. “Your siblings aren’t bothering you too much I hope?” a small smile made its way onto her face.
“I’m doing well, Grammy!” Austin chirped, relishing in his grandmother’s attention. “Not too much. Audrey doesn’t really wanna hang out with me, though.” He pouts slightly.
“Thank you SO much, I have no idea HOW i would’ve managed to pick up that piece of paper on my own.” Her gratitude isn’t genuine, it’s more mocking than anything but she’s got the expression down. “Are all you princes so duty bound to help or is it just you?”
@rosexsons || liked for a starter
“You’re absolutely welcome, gorgeous. He can hear the mocking in her tone but doesn’t mind it. ” Handing back the paper Adonis smiles. “I think all of us are, but not all of us take it as seriously as I do.” He’d help anyone out, regardless if they were from the Isle or Auradon.
@walkedwithyou interacted with this post for a starter!
“Hey mom, do you think that I’ll ever stop falling asleep randomly?” Austin’s tone was noncholant, he didn’t even look up from the art he was doing. For as long as he could remember, Austin would fall asleep at random times, which in itself was dangerous. The adults just figured it was leftover magic from the curse, and so far no one had figured how to get rid of it. “It's just... super annoying.”
ONCE UPON A TIME ~
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about to start my work shift but let's give a one-liner starter call a go. hopefully will get to these after work.
ok, let’s get this show on the road, like for a starter from Queen Leah, open to everyone.
“Feel my shirt. You know what it’s made of? Date material.” ~@rosexsons (Adonis)
『 .✦ Meme || @rosexsons ✦. 』
“You really want me to feel for myself? I wasn’t aware you royal types were actually okay with getting Isle grime on your clothes.”
"I'm only okay with it when the person is as hot as you. Any one else and I wouldn't even suggest it."
Send me an emotion and I’ll describe how my Muse expresses it non-verbally.
Indifference Anxiety Frustration Excitement Impatience Boredom Sorrow Confusion Lust Disgust Exhaustion Panic Fright Enthusiasm Mischief …Or any other you can think of!
Like for a starter with Queen Sleeping Beauty
graphic will be made later but for right now, like/reblog this if you’d like to interact with a rp blog for princess audrey from the descendants franchise!
* twitter meme starters
‘ i refuse to listen to reason, i have to listen to so much already. ’
‘ if i was famous i would just knock on people’s doors and be like hello, yes, it’s me. ’
*eats a snack while looking for a better snack*
‘ taking a nap is always so risky like when will i wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 3 years? ’
‘ i’m wiping the slate clean, so i have somewhere to spill all the blood of everyone who has ever wronged me. ’
‘ horrified that other people have decided to leave their house tonight. ’
‘ to me, the cookie jar is the modern day treasure chest, and you don’t have to brush off any skeletons to get to it. ’
‘ my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired i am. ’
‘ grab your own butt. love yourself. ’
‘ on the moon if you don’t like something you can just throw it upwards into space. on earth if you try to do that the enemy known as gravity gets in the way. ’
‘ my stress stresses me out to the point where i’m too stressed to deal with my stress. ’
‘ don’t worry, password. i’m insecure too. ’
‘ i should have thought about that? you know i don’t think about things. ’
‘ when you live the bart life you say ‘whoa, mama’ to the good and ‘ay, caramba’ to the bad. ’
‘ i got 99 problems but i’m gonna take a nap and ignore them all. ’
‘ i love the sound you make when you shut the fuck up. ’
‘ everything’s my fault when you just look at the facts and information. ’
‘ why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone. ’
‘ do you like bad boys? ‘cause i’m bad at everything. ’
‘ i never argue. i just explain why i’m right. ’
‘ if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, i’d just laugh and search with them. ’
‘ if your family members share one of those articles about how millennials can’t do anything right, consider countering by sharing the page of a below average nursing home or even just a photo of bones with the caption: sooner than you think. ’
‘ yeah, baby, i am an animal in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day. ’
‘ can i sell my feelings on ebay. i don’t want them anymore. ’
‘ coffee is just baby formula for adults. ’
‘ i think i speak for all of us, just in general. ’
‘ i get ignored so much my name should be terms and conditions. ’
‘ can you lose weight by running away from your feelings? ’
‘ do not beef shame me. ’
‘ later is the best time to do anything. ’
‘ trying to decide if i should spend my evening reading a book or browsing social media for two hours in stomach churning guilt while thinking about how i should read a book. ’
‘ if you cannot handle me at my worst, that is fine. i am a powerful and terrifying thing and all should live in fear. ’
‘ people pretending to be cats is fine and cool but if some sort of huge animal wanted to pretend to be people then everyone is all, ‘please leave the bank’. ’
‘ are you bad wifi ‘cause i’m feeling no connection here. ’
‘ in the mood for a hug and 69 chicken nuggets. ’
‘ some times you spend so much time getting revenge you forget about getting retribution. ’
‘ never underestimate yourself. but also do not overestimate yourself, that’s bad too. ’
‘ you will never be a billionaire but there’s still time to see what they taste like. ’
‘ i don’t say this to everyone but i will barn shuffle dance on your grave. ’
‘ they will never do a live action reboot of your childhood. ’
‘ i could learn a thing or two from this? thanks for the warning, i will avoid it. ’
‘ you would think that wouldn’t you, always with your thinking things. that’s what separates me from you, the thinking. ’
‘ i’m putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me. ’
‘ sea shells, or the beach’s potato chips, are free to anyone who can find them. ’
‘ learning is the fool’s errand. ’
‘ is your name dunkin’ because i donut want to spend another day without you. ’
aite i‘m here for a bit so click for a tiny thing
Alright !!
Who’s up for a STARTER from Mar? Like/reblog/comment/hmu if you’d like one! Capping at ten for now!
* REBLOG TO BE ADDED to a new, updated descendants fandom masterlist! in tags, please include the following: muse name / canon or oc / single muse or multi muse. muses outside the fandom with a descendants verse are free to reblog and will be added as well. masterlist will be updated EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT !
.👑 @rosexsons || Starter requested here 👑.
・⊱ “Donnie, dear. You wouldn’t happen to know what happened to the little roses I had on the counter, would you?”
Adonis gulped before answering his sister. "Nope. I don't know anything about it, Auds. Why would I mess with roses?"